>WWE won't sign him cause he's too old
>despite that he's just as technical and can do flippy shit as much as the other technical flippy shit WWE wrestlers
>tfw we will never see him in WWE reunited with Styles, Roode, and Joe
>>2594026
Christopher Dan... Inb4 "worked"
>>2594001
he's also really small
>>2594001
He looks like a cancer patient.
>>2594026
18+
>>2594001
I love Giraffe
Bad Influence/Addition is one of the best indie tag teams of all time, unironically
>>2594079
>bigger than Styles
>>2594001
skinny, narrow shoulders, mediocre ring psychology, and not athletic enough to do genuinely impressive flippy shit.Christopher Daniels looks like an anthropomorphic penis.
>>2594001
He can always come in as a manager/color commentator. And the WWE desperately needs one
>>2594001
While they're not wrong about his age, it's not like their biggest acquisitions are spring chickens.
>>2594026
Cena's mentor
>>2594197
>mediocre ring psychology, and not athletic enough to do genuinely impressive flippy shit.
Well that's outright false.
>>2594001
They saw his tryout match in the WCW with that guy from Beyond the Mat. They saw his botch and know he is trash
>>2594388
>a movie older than most shitposters on here
Wonder how he feels knowing his 20+ year wrestling career was Indy companies no average wrestling fan knows about and TNA probably making him feel like he finally "made it"
>>2594001
DUDE APPLETINIS LMAO
>>2594203
Or be a trainer since Cena learned from him back in UPW
>>2594001
Bring him to NXT as a working "Trainer."
Let him retire to Florida with an easy schedule, a few paychecks, and help some young guys. Why not?
>>2594197
>Christopher Daniels looks like an anthropomorphic penis
This
>>2594985
That's more than likely what he'll do when he stops wrestling.