Will we ever have as much on on /asp/ as we did on this nigh

Shit thread

He was so confident and smug then big dick mick happened

It was truly a black eye on professional wrestling. The worst athlete we had actually got to fight some drywall specialist in the ufc and lost. At least Brock went back healthy and beat that fat half breed Samoan.

he made pro wrestling look like shit, it took me 6 months to finally start watching wrestling again after he went to ufc and embarrassed himself.

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>>2590547
>implying i had fun
im a pretty big cm phil mark, i was able to laugh a little bit but i was hurting inside

>>2590594
If you're a Phil Mark you should have expected this. Dude is sort of a living breathing vagina monologue.

The six weeks running up to the event were full of good chuckles with the Olga countdown and the shitposters claiming Phil would win, and the 5-7 days immediately after probably the greatest GOAT of all time.

>>2590619
That was Helga, Bob.

>>2590547
I hope he gets one more fight on a UFC fight night.

>>2590627
hes going to the reality tv now lol

>>2590600
I knew he was going to lose, it wouldn't have been embarrassing if he managed to land like one punch. It was just bad because he literally got no offense in at all.

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>>2590547

Probably not. Unless cuck phil dies on some poor reality show!

>>2590547
>that smugness

Was he really such a mark for himself that he thought he hada chance against a kid half his age but with 10 times the experience?

I just watching it over and over again that night. I couldn't believe what happened. With all the buildup and that documentary they did on Punk beforehand, I was convinced they weren't just letting some novice with no chance get in there and that's exactly what they did. All that fucking time Punk talked about MMA and posted pictures of himself training and shit and he looked like a civilian pulled off the street. That whole thing was a complete circus and really put me off Punk forever. He's just a fucking idiot.

>>2590547
I laughed harder that night than I have ever laughed in my entire life. My family thought I lost my mind.

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>TWO years of training