Seriously, how is he still not cut from the company? It kind

He has to be working for free.

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>>2590083
fuck off Hawkins

>>2590083
he's over as fuck all the time and won't walk away because he's literally built for the WWE style/brand and wouldn't work anywhere else.

Plus he clearly has the hook-up and know-how about steroids and gear and it's good to have those kinds of guys around to help.

hes cena's friend

literally the only reason

>>2590089
This was pretty fucking good

>>2590095
Good guy John.

Primo and Epico still have jobs despite never being able to get over in almost a decade.

>>2590122
>Their last names

There's your answer.

He's a future hall of famer and has a job for life because he's the one that launched WWE into the current social media era

>>2590089
That was probably as good as his career will get. I'm happy he got a wrestlemania moment.

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>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in

>>2590208
Got dumped by Emma, add that on

>>2590089

>The entire goddamn arena goes visibly nuts when Ryder steps up to win.

And the WWE ruined this in 24 hours.

The better question is why anyone still watches this shit.

>>2590213
Zack immediately starting dating a hot TNA chick though, so who do you think dumped who?

>>2590083
Because he has proven he can get himself over without their help and would sell a lot of merchandise they wouldnt get a cut of

>>2590217
Did he lose it at RAW? Didn't Miz shit on his dad too?

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>>2590234
yes and yes. lost his rematch on SD then never sniffed it again

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>>2590208
>saved the fourth of july
Never forgetti.

>>2590139
>He's a future hall of famer
delusion

>>2590255
I'm a Canuck and I'm a total mark for Ryder.

>>2590217
The Miz goes on to do more with the belt than Zack Jobber could ever hope for.

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>>2590340
>not believing he will
delusion
>>2590520
Maybe there is still hope for you leafs after all.

>>2590083
The WWE doesn't want a riot on their hands

>>2590093
Zack could probably make it as a tag guy in a lot of promotions.

>>2590528
Miz did fucking nothing for the IC Title until you got worked by Talking Smack.

Dropped it to Ziggler and then won it right back, then dropped it to Ambrose where it's been irrelevant since getting pre-showed.

>>2590083
Ryder is great, I just hate how under utilised he's been

>>2590340
Anyone who didnt fuck up or was just a fulltime jobber from the beginning is going into the hall of fame at one time.

>>2590528
They could have made zack and his title run amazing but you know WWE

The company needs jobbers so that others look strong. A jobber like Ryder is way better than local talent, since him having a name and a finisher means he might still win a match (unlike local jobbers, who never win) and also some people like underdogs, so they cheer him and buy his merch.

>>2591904
They have Ellsworth. Ellsworth literally exist to get beat up. People like seeing him getting beat up.

>>2590095
>Cena's friend
>Bury him in the most humilliating way posible
No wonder why Cena don't have many friends backstage.

You need jobbers. Zack is a jobber.

>>2590083
Surprises me how a lot of people are still on the roster. Probably negotiated long ass contracts or I'm missing something on these house shows
Plus they're probably rattled after last year's string of injuries