ITT: we live in an alternate universe in which Punk is already

Check CNN, Triple H just killed himself

I love WWE™

BASED Phil. I've always been a huge fan and always will be. He made the right choice and looks like a fucking badass now

There could be an infinite number of universes, but there will never be one where Phil is a legit tough guy.

CM Punk is just some geek.

>>2575966
Why does he look so Jewish in this pic?

Based One Punch Punk working the grapplemarks

You think he can handle Tyron?

>>2575966
Go away Phil

IT WAS RIGGED

Cant believe Paul Levesque is doing MMA now

>>2576009
Brooks is a jewish surname i think.

>>2575966

So we have to find another alternate universe where he's 1-0 first?

>>2575966
Punk being raped by McGregod fucking when UFC.

>>2575966
I'm so happy Punk left WWE on good terms!

>>2576009
Paul Heyman is his father.

>>2576138
Underrated post

>>2575966
Well if that version of punk is out there in the multiverse I imagine he is one of the most insufferable egotists in the galaxy.

>>2576009
His Irish dad got cucked by Schlomo Silverstein in the 70s

>>2576286
Germanic/French

that really is the thing.

the reason we all wanted him to win because it would smash wrestling the fuck over for once.

>yfw he jumps back and drops the ufc belt in the trash

>>2579755
Jews commonly anglicized their names dipshit

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Wow, I always thought CM Punk was a total faggot but I totally respect him now for being able to hold a candle up to Lesnar.