>SmackDown Live! starts
>Hardbody Jinder music hits
>fans literally seething
>gets a mic and says nothing for 5 minutes
>"this is my yard now"
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>nakameme music hits
>fans go berzerk
>nakameme does a one word promo
>fans go crazy
>DB sets up an impromptu match
>Jinder fucking flat lines him with the midget ender in the first 2 seconds
>Jinder goes over clean and gets on the mic
>"That is what you call Strong Style"
>smarks kill themselves
cool fantasy booking kumar
>>2572999
This is cool but I hate Indians
>>2572999
I would mark
>>2572999
Daily reminder that he is only being built up to be feed to AJ styles.
>>2572999
This will happen except it will be Zayn instead of Nakameme. Nice get btw
>>2572999
FUCKING
B A S E D
>Nakamura knees Mahal in the back of the head and covers him for the win
How hard would you mark?
I would cry with joy
>>2573025
>Nakamura knees Mahal in the back of the head and covers him for the win, and takes his place as the #1 contender for Orton's title
FTFY
>>2572999
>Smarks commit mass suicide
The day wrestling was saved.
Jinder stiffing Nakamura might legitimately be the last thing he'd ever do in a ring.
>>2573086
Yeah because he'd be promoted to Vince's right hand man, never needing to lift a finger ever again
>>2573086
Why's that? He's hugely bigger, he'd rip Nakamura in half.
>>2573095
Because when Nakamura gave him the receipt, his brain would explode out of his eyeballs.
>>2573095
Kek this skinny faggot's little gay kicks aren't going to phase Jinder
The Sultan of Strong Style has the blessings of Inoki, traitor Nakameme wouldn't stand a chance.
>>2573119
>Implying Inoki-sama would waste his time with a literal poo
Nice shopped photo, pajeet
>>2573119
Holy shit based
>>2573119
Inoki probably thinks he's muslim like Inoki is
>>2572999
Man you had me on the verge of cringe
but redeemed yourself
and kek to the faggot itt who thinks asian doughboy is actually tough bc he fake wrestles hard LOLLL
>>2573106
They would if he decided to lay off the roids
>The Midget Ender
Unironically, he should use that forearm as a signature move, or even a finisher, and call it that.
I honestly thought the BKOSSWTAS shit was just a joke, but goddamn if you guys aren't all worked as shit right now.
>>2573086
>Implying Nakamura hasn't been waiting for someone to have a stiff slugfest with him the entire time he's been here
It would remind him of home
>>2573099
>>2573086
Autism LMAO
>Poos are now more jacked than Japs could ever dream of being
>>2572999
Kek wills it
>>2573103
>criiiiinged
cringe
>Nakamura tapped out Ignashov & Nortje
>a guy who can't even pro wrestle is a threat
The absolute utter fucking STATE of anti-smarklets
>>2575319
You got worked
>>2572999
>The "Midget Ender"
Kek
>>2575353
>Lesnar in UFC was a work