Why does Based King of Strong Style make the Anti-Smarks SEETHE?
Is it because he actually draws dimes, is universally over and keeps the crowd entertained unlike their beloved "Petite Pup" Boreman Lames?
Because he's over and doesn't really have a flaw for them to pick at.
Even his "flaws" are part of his appeal.
It really short circuits the brain of an anti-smark.
>>2547314
>manlet
>6'2"
Big Dog smarks have to distort reality now to create talking points
Did they?
>>2547293
He's trash. Fuck off.
>>2547314
How is six feet a manlet?
>>2547314
>>2547332
BKOSSWTAS
BKOSSWTAS
>>2547293
Because they're fake posters who don't have any real opinions of their own, they just do the opposite of what they perceive to be the majority in any one opinion.
>>2547314
>taller than Vince
>manlet
I can understand the resentment. Nakamura has only had one excellent match on WWE. Most of the people cheering him are doing it either entirely out of hype or because they saw some of his great non-WWE stuff.
Nakamura needs to start getting more memorable and great matches in WWE.
I just love how all Shinsuke has to do is show up to smackdown and do nothing and instantly draws more than anybody in the roster while Roman has constantly go over legends and other top stars to barely draw any attention.
>>2547379
except the self-labelled "anti smarks" try to pretend to only care about "dimes" and drawing money, so they can't suddenly pretend to care about wrestling quality
>>2547380
also the attention is just boos
>>2547393
Nakamura has no doubt been the biggest dime drawer at NXT ever since he arrived.
>>2547380
Thats because the crowds are filled with autistic fat smarks. WWE fanbase in mostly smarks.
>>2547442
lol these excuses
>>2547314
>Manlet
He's legit 6'2 ya pinhead.
BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE LIVIN' IN YA HEAD RENT FREE
BKOSSWTAS
>>2547442
Are you included in that demographic?
>>2547311
>his flaws are part of his appeal
ok didn't know being a raging homo faggot who cant cut a promo or speak english was considered appeal
>>2547361
actually the ones who are unable to form their own opinion are the disgusting obese basement dwelling neckbeards that wanna drink his cum when he has absolutely no charisma or mic skills whatsoever and does nothing but kick people
>>2547563
Damn, based Shinsuke has taken permanent residence in your head, completely and utterly free of rent.
>>2547563
It's called having charm and being likeable, something you'd know nothing about
>>2547456
it's true and can be proved by the state of this autistic board or /r/squaredcircle or any other wrestling related forum
>>2547569
>Nakamura
>no charisma
Come on
>>2547379
Only autistic retards like the majority of wrestling fans nowadays care about matches or ring ability. This faggot cant speak a word of english or cut a promo for shit. He has no business being in an entertainment company.
>>2547576
Laughing my ass off. Nakamura isn't even a flippy dude. The only "flip" he does is when he locks in the arm-bar, maybe, and that's arguable.
Stick to talking about what you know, mate. Talking out of your ass ain't doing you any favors.
>>2547580
You dont even know what charisma means.
>>2547581
The entertainment is in the ring in the guise of a wrestling match and Nakamura is extremely entertaining at those.
>>2547579
And he has you jizzing in your diapers.
>>2547582
Doesn't matter you disgusting neckbeard. Fake fighting is not entertaining. This jap queer has absolutely nothing to offer.
>>2547597
>Fake fighting is not entertaining
What are you doing watching wrestling if you hold this opinion?
There's no way you aren't false-flagging right now, and it's dumb, why are you wasting your time spouting opinions you don't hold?
>>2547585
That's not entertainment unless you're a disgusting fat neckbeard jacking off to it in your mom's basement which im sure you are.
>>2547603
>Still false-flagging
I don't get it.
>>2547600
It's only entertaining if there's interesting cool badass looking characters doing it who know how to build a story leading to the match. Your filthy japanese queer does not meet those standards.
Can't wait to see how you faggots move the goalposts in a couple months when Basedamura is a confirmed top draw on the blue brand.
Bu-bu-but!
>>2547608
I respectfully disagree. I think Nakamura excels at doing precisely what you're looking for. Maybe he'll make a fan out of you yet.
>>2547311
Seriously, though. I'm a Nakamura fan, but acting like he's perfect is disingenuous. If you've been watching him for years, you know how variable he is in quality. He's basically the Japanese Orton. He can be amazing or boring. No in between.
>>2547609
he'll be a jobber by summerslam
>>2547619
He'll be a WWE champion within the year
>>2547611
No i can assure you he wont. This faggot cant even speak english or look cool or be entertaining if his life depended on it.
>>2547619
And what exactly will yo do if he isn't?
I'm considered a WWEdrone around here but I like Nakamura and hope he gets to showcase his talents on the big stage.
>>2547623
LMAO tag team champion maybe then comedy jobber then future endevoured. In that order.
>>2547627
I hope Vince gives him a gimmick where Nakamura's grand father was a kamikaze pilot from ww2 so he hates America and has opened a sushi franchise to try and bankrupt McDonald's making America's economy collapse.
>>2547626
Why would i give a shit? Wrestling is a joke. But i can assure you he will. If not by summerslam then definitely by the end of the year.
>>2547635
Can't wait for the Based King Of Strong Style to make you boil when he gets the big golden belt.
You're gonna be boiling at a whole new level. Pic related.
>>2547652
Wont happen faggot. Keep dreaming. Also what fucking big golden belt are you talking about? All the belts are shit now.
>>2547570
lol you have no argument against my claim so you resort to spouting memes like the autistic neckbeard that you are
>>2547627
>I'm too cool to care
Kek
>>2547641
I like how you're already setting up your excuse with "WELL I TOTALLY DIDN'T CARE ANYWAY".
>>2547708
Yeah i dont care you idiot. You know who does care though? Wince. There's no way he'll let that joke of a wrestler become a top champion in his company.
>>2547744
>>2547616
This. Annoys me how Orton is despised by smarks, but Shinsuke is considered the GOAT. They literally work at the same sluggish pace.
>>2547774
Orton walks around slowly and dully, Nakamura at least is always doing something that entertains the crowd even if he's doing his lightest match.
>>2547616
>>2547774
tbqh, there is no need for BKOSS to pull out a 6 star match on some NXTmeme event or some Smackdown match.
He's smart and knows when to go all out at PPV's and the inevitable title matches.
His rematch with BMAJ will get 7 stars
Based King of strong style working the marks
>>2548555
WORKED
>>2548560
BKOSS LIVIN IN YA' RENT FREE
The real question is: Why does Vince McMahon have a T-Rex skull in his office? Is Vince is furry?
>>2547293
>been around for 2 weeks
>le drawing dimes xD
Shut up
>Nakamura_posing_with_2_dinosaurs.jpg
>>2547563
>who cant cut a promo or speak english
I guess the closing 10 minutes of last week's NXT didn't happen.
>>2548690
ok. it was english. would it appeal to a casual though?
> i ruv u nxt univorse
I wasn't a fan of nakameme but watching all the butt hurt kids in this theas has made me a fan
>>2548702
And what exactly does appeal to your mythical "casual"? Please define this.
>tfw i unironically like both BBD and BKOSS and them BTFO'ing out of smarks and anti-smarks respectively
>>2548873
Yeah Both Roman and Jinder are cool.
>>2547293
Cringe.
>>2547442
Good.
the seethe level of anti-smarks ITT has hit all new highs.
Haven't seen them this angry since roman got suspended
>>2548571
IIRC Triple H bought it off the set of one of those shitty WWE studio movies for him. He felt like it would suit him. Vince is a weird guy.
>>2548710
>call somebody out to explain what the "casual" likes
>they never post in this thread ever again
every fucking time
>>2547293
The only thing that annoys me about him is the dumb hand movements. I don't even mind the dancing around, but those fucking hand movements make me SEETHE.
>>2548918
hang yourself
>>2547563
>SEETHING.
>>2547293
If anti-smarks want to hate someone it should be somebody that really will flop, like pic related
>>2549005
But they hate Nakamura because he's not a flop
(which is the same reason you hate Based Empress t-b-h)
>>2547563
Stay SEETHING
>>2548702
Kane didn't speak until 1998.
>>2549732
I don't recall Lesnar being particularly chatty until well into his run, either.
>>2547580
Having a seizure ISN'T CHARISMATIC, fuck off
>>2550145
HOLY SHIT BRO LET BKOSS MAKES YOU SEEHE THIS HARD????
>>2547293
BPPWTS
>>2547293
>literal vanilla midget
>drawing dimes
Benoit yourself
I know it's all a part of the wrestling community etc. and are memed to high fucking hell on this board.
But goddamn, anyone else cringe at the use of words like marks, smarks, dimes and worked?
>>2550485
Based king of strong style working this pathetic virgin antismark
>>2550466
>Vince McMidget
>>2550575
On the contrary i like Nakamura. I just cringe when i see people use those words.
>>2547293
Is that a real Trex skull? I can truly see vince owning one
>>2550485
You are probably too intelligent for this boards usual level of discourse. Personally I have let myself go and just shit post when I want but I used to go to deathvalleydriver.com forums for actual serious discussion.
>>2554520
>complains about buzzwords
>uses cringe unironically
>>2554544
kys my man
>>2549008
She is a flop tho
>>2554554
The difference is, i genuinely do cringe. I'm not using it as a buzzword. My face physically scrunches up in disgust when i see people use those words 24/7 like they're nothing.
Don't get me wrong, there are times when they fit into what someone is saying, but on this board, they are so overused to the point i'm not actually sure what people are trying to convey.
>>2554554
This gif makes me uncomfortable.
>>2550485
I try my best to just view this board for actual wrestling talk. I know what mark and worked means, don't know what the fuck smarks or dimes mean and at this point I don't care to know. I want to watch the drama / athletics of wrestling, not get caught up in bickering. But, hey, passion is passion.
>>2554536
It's a memento from his childhood
>>2547525
>Steph will never casually squash her tit in your arm while doing birdfaces
Why am I even alive?
>>2549747
Then you don't remember the hilarious bits he used to do with Angle.
>>2556210
>well into his run
He didn't even interact with Angle until late 2002