do any of you guys imitate wrestlers IRL? When I wake up to

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i want to FUCK peyton royce.

Please, instead of using the OP's original faggy thread, use this thread to post more SEXY fucking PEYTON royce.

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>>2545003

>>2545003
No. Have sex. Virgin.

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>>2545003
Agreed. Post Based PeyPeys instead.

>>2544996
when I was a kid I used to pretend to be a wrestler
but I think most wrestling fans did that

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>>2545025
based

>>2544996
I F5'd my friend on a lawn once. It was very satisfying.

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>>2545003
She only fucks TENS

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>>2544996
John Cena's weird shirt taking off.

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Oh, God.....I'm remembering back in high school when I used to always enter rooms like how Scott Hall used to come out of the entrance way....arms stretched out and everything

GOD DAMMIT WHY WAS I SUCH A HUGE FAGGOT BACK THEN.....PEOPLE EVEN TRIED TO STOP ME AND I WOULDN'T STOP

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THE CRINGE......IT BURNS

>>2545106
should've done Batista's machine gun thing m8

>>2545106
>not spitting like HHH when you leave the shower

>>2545106
You're from reddit. Fuck off back there.

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>>2545121

>>2545104

That's actually a really convenient way to take your shirt off.

>>2544996
>be at uni
>qt girl sits next to me
>notice she likes me because she sits next to me
>try to impress her
>go to thrift store and buy pleather jacket
>wear my Wal-Mart hoodie underneath it
>go to class next while making sure to be late
>hear instructor start lecture
>on my phone start playing AJ Styles theme they don't want none
>walk in class head down hoodie up with arms raised side by side
>remove hoodie
>get greeted by complete silence
>decide not to jump anymore and turn off music and walk to seat
>realize how autistic this was
>sit down and feel the most intense cold and detached vibes from qt gf
>spend the next 15 minutes about how to get up and leave to go home and an hero
>stay for remainder of class thinking exactly that
>dont bother to withdraw class and never show up again

>>2545121
Does she have the best ass since Stacy? I really think so.

>>2545131

Please tell me you seriously did this.

>>2545124
fugly, delet this

>>2545131

Should've come in to Evil Ways

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>>2545131
Holy shit, never has a greentext made me cringe before.

>>2545037
Approaching AJ levels of tummy game

>>2544996
Used to do the Deadman situps in the morning. Also self Boston Crab to stretch.

>>2545434
Something about Undertaker style sitting straight up out of bed first thing in the morning brings me to tears with laughter. Well done sir

After I get done doing arm curls during a workout I do the CM Punk hands roll thing he did when he made his entrance. It doesn't help stretch shit but I still do it.

I was still a kid when 2006 DX was a thing and I would eat that shit up. I would crotch chop constantly because I thought it was cool as fuck and I thought 2006 DX was hot shit. If I was just a little older during the attitude era I would've been crazy for the original DX and realized how shit the 2006 version was.

I still occasionally do a Too Sweet or a Scott Hall walk though

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i still walk like this everywhere i go

>>2545106
Kek i still do this at work. idk it's not clearly a wrestling thing and it fits my personality

>peypey thread

based

>>2545976
>/asp user
>gong to work

Yeah that didn't happen

>>2544996
cringe

>>2545976
>it fits my personality
what, autistic?

>>2545959
I only do his power swagger. That's also because my balls are too sore if I walk any other way.

>>2545980
Sorry I meant the ehh burger king

>>2546025
Anon you do know that real people enjoy doing silly things sometimes.

>>2544996
Walking around just like stone cold, using a chain just like his and tryin to talk like him, doing The Rock eyebrow thing all the time, sometimes i can't sleep thinking about how autistic other people would think I am.

>>2545116
This.

>>2545106
Back in 8th grade I used to do wrestling moves on random kids at school.

Stone Cold Stunners
Rock Bottoms
Spears
Diamond Cutters
Clotheslines

I got suspended multiple times and everyone thought I was legitimately retarded or autistic. I probably am. So much cringe thinking back.

>>2544996
when i walk into work, i play the NWO theme music in my head

>>2545037
Nice undies

>>2546342
The stunner and cutter just don't work without 100% cooperative selling from the recipient. My best bud was like three times my size back in the day. One time I tried to give him a Stunner, unsure if he'd sell or not. I did the phoney gut kick thing and my stunner ended up being me comically hanging from his neck. He laughed and reversed it into a tilt a whirl backbreaker, which I had no choice to take because he had like 120 lbs and seven inches at least on me.

>>2545946
leave, redditor.

>>2546342
Pretty sure Every little kid did wrestling moves on their bros

>ran like 100 feet and called my buddies name out as he unsuspectingly turned around and took a spear

Good times lad

>>2546355
That's true if you were a kidlet, but I'd only go for unsuspecting or smaller kids and considering in 8th grade I was 5'9 180, if I put my weight onto someone they didn't need to sell.

>>2546342
To this day I don't know how it just occurred to me to wreck my knees protecting my baby cousin(he's almost 30 now, 5 back then) while giving him the tombstone.

>>2545131
Fake

Yeah I imitate brad maddox every night.

>>2546363
Laughing at something funny means I visit reddit? Jesus you're a fucking faggot. KYS.

>>2546634
it's just a catchphrase, go back to plebbit you wewtist

I do the Undertaker situp when I wake up and the Lesnar jig before I box

>>2545003
what is the source of this video
what company makes this softcore porn stuff

I love how beef compatible she is with Triple B

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>>2546998
It's not lewd, Peypey is pure. That was just her normal wrestling gear a few years ago.

>>2547130
It's fetish shit. It's basically clothed softcore porn. Theres no audience and the camera zooms in on her nip slips and ass

>>2545104
jericho did this before cena did

>>2547130
She looks like a less in shape cheerleader mellisa in this picture, hot.

>>2545138
I would have marked out

>>2546355
>seven inches at least on me.
how many times did he have seven inches in you?

>>2545003
Holy fucking yum

One time I did a Cattle Mutilation on my friend in his basement and he started crying.

>>2548162
You probably broke his ankles while wrapping up his legs, then snapped his spine when you failed to bridge. Anyone would cry after that.

I imitate Dolph Ziggler by being a constant disappointment

>>2545003
Damn, she looks 1000 times better without the retarded tan. Would bang her brains out..

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>>2544996
Thats just autism

>>2548349
Most of the girls do. Carmella is another one who's attractive minus the 10 pounds of makeup and tanner.

>>2548347
That hits to close to home anon.

I gave a kid the Walls of Jericho once on the school playground.

Made him cry, but how was I supposed to know he'd just had his appendix out?

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>>2548325
???

>>2548594
Sorry, got it confused with the mutalock, I think.

>>2545434
I knew someone else use to do it too lol

Flashback
>Be 2012
>Senior in highschool
>Get kick out class
>Decide to go sit in the courtyard >instead of reporting to office
>Random teacher sees me and >demands I go to the office
>Ignore her
>Friend sees me and bangs on the window
>Get up to walk around with him for a bit
>Reenter the school
>Teacher Ignored comes back out
>Tells me I have to say here the principal is on his way
>"tell him I went this way"
>Continue walking
>"GET BACK HERE!"
>Activate ric flair walk
>Slowly ric flair walk and woo down the majority of the hall

I don't give a fuck I still think that shit was funny.

>>2545106

sometimes I do the Vince walk down the hallway at work when I know (read: think) no one can see me

>>2544996
I always pretend someone gives me an RKO when Im about to sleep. So I jump on my bed face first and sleep.

After that I play some wrestling with my 2 years old son.

>>2545131
BASED

THEY DON'T WANT NONE