What did CM "Coach" Punk mean by this ? On a serious

>>2504966
What was he supposed to say? "I lost. Shucks. I suck. Goodbye." He was trying to save some face, and people liked it

But yeah he's still probably a narcissist in general

cm cuck

>>2504966
Based Phil

Phil really is a whiney cunt with a messiah complex. I hope life takes him down a peg.

>>2504966
holy shit phil is mad as FUG

>>2504966
Still working 'em

Even in a shoot sport...

God I miss him...

>>2504966
fucking BASED

His wife must take pills to tolerate that giant ego.

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>>2504966
>not put them to sleep

Big talk from someone in this match

>>2504966
CM Punk actually got people to watch the UFC. Punk has a point

>>2505320
Shit heaps attract lots of flies too, doesn't mean they're good.

>>2505301
His wife is bipolar just like him

Real talk did Punk draw dimes?

>>2505341
Punks currency was always counterfeit.

>>2505341
He constantly outsold Cena and any other wrestler in merchandise

Ratings as champ I don't know

>>2505341
No.

>>2505273
Read the date. This was before Philip got blown out.

>>2505377
it was not a constant it happened once

>>2505382
Yes he did dickhead, he was the last relevant wrestler in the industry along with Daniel Bryan. If you ask me, I'd say Punk is the greatest of all time period. Fuck, he is pretty much a real life incarnation of Jesus Christ

>>2505416
He doesn't know his father, his mother is a whore and his wife has a questionable reputation
>Based Cookie Monster Ben Joseph

>>2505270
It has anon.

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>>2505416

>>2505416
https://youtu.be/ZP9b57v42Qo

>>2505303
Nigga almost has Guile's walk down to a T.

>>2505341
I didn't watched when he was there, but he seems to have charisma and he sure can talk.
Also he seems to be pretty over with smarks.

So I guess he would be fine in the current wwe.

But he also seems to be a crying bitch so he may wouldn't get a push cause he would piss off everyone backstage.

Kinda like Sammy Zyan

>>2505656
this all makese sense now

Punk never did any actual training

he just watched button mashing games

this explains everything

>>2505303
>scurries forth
>throws kayfabe punch
>gets dominated
>taps
>cries in octagon
>gives motivational speech
>cries in post fight press conference
>talks shit on twitter

What a baseless twerp.

>>2504966
Cuck Man Phil BTFO again xD

>>2504966
BASED

>>2505341
The only reason people go to WWE events is to see punk return, so yes.

>>2505888
bro YOU are a baseless twerp. Get worked into a shoot jabroni

>>2505904
GTFO there
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle

>>2505914
what? weird how people have that link ready to go,

never even heard of that place

>>2505908
He actually said 100% truth. You are just throwing names & memes at him. Are you - should I ask - seething hard as fuck sir?

>>2505656
>>2505732
Too bad he didn't know he had to walk backward to block. Fuckin' casual probably plays MK lol.

>>2504966
Based Phillip

>>2505341

There's really no question. Anyone who says otherwise wasn't there or is blinded by memes

>>2505341
The biggest he ever drew was as a novelty act in UFC, which was a one and done situation. He a draw for less than six months of his entire WWE run, which was swiftly ended by Based Nash. His year-long title reign was a disaster and he often defended it in the undercard against nobodies.

Kindest of reminders Phil is an unathletic quitter; has zero friends professionally or personally, and the only reason he's "straight edge" is because no one wants to drink a beer and smoke a joint with him.

>>2505656

Guile's theme goes with the fight perfectly.

>>2504966
In Punks defense everyone was too busy howling with laughter to fall asleep during his match.

>>2504966
Well he is right in that tweet. Based Phil working them.

>>2505656
>Guile
>Walking
>Not doing all of your footsie movement using your normals.

ISSHYGDDT

>cuck gets btfo
>b-but you boring!!!!

Sad!

>>2505341
Jeff Hardy unironically was a bigger draw the last time he was champ.

CM Punk is literally the Shia Lebeouf of wrestling

>194 RTs and 256 Likes
>2105 RTs and 3455 Likes
Can't argue with that.

>>2505323
To those flies that shit is real good

>>2504966
>act like a smug cunt to Mickey all the way leading up to the match
>he kicks your ass and humiliates you
>desperately try to save face by giving the guy who clearly knows more than you a pep talk after the match as if you have any advice to give
Simultaneously one of the funniest and most slimy things I've ever seen. It's like me getting my ass kicked by a pro boxer and then going, "Good job, kid, keep at it!" Narcissistic delusion to an extreme.