>Has a cute wife >has a loving adorable son to carry his

>fat, just like OP

No wonder you love him

>>2502130
BKOWTAS

>>2502122
>fat
>manlet
>his son is retarded
>his son's kayfabe name is Owen Owens
>literal neckbeard
>shitty tattoos
>fucked up pits
>wears undershirt to hide guy
>bad haircut
>the master of the stutter

>>2502130
fpbp

>>2502130
>>2502136
>>2502137
FINNA SEETHING

>>2502141
>finna

Don't you have to have to go wash your kippa?

Kevin Owens has more talent in the tip of his finger than half of the roster have combined.

>>2502163
You have more fat in the tip of your finger than most people do in their entire body.

>>2502136
>wears undershirt to hide guy
hide what guy?

>>2502163
Too bad he is obese.

>You're gonna beat me huh? You, are finna beat me? Very funny! That's not what's gonna happen, here's what's finna happen...
FAT KEVIN'S WOAT PROMOS

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>>2502122
Don't forget he's worth more than almost every full timer and even some legends

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KO is the bane of every anti-smark on this board. All of them are fat neckbeards who never amounted to anything yet he's making millions and wrestling on national TV every week while being a fat neckbeard.

BASED
A
S
E
D

>>2502306

Absolutely based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF0pzA2qoTE

>>2502401
based owens and joe anoki btfo the antismarks

>>2502415
He knows how to work the crowd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFNslOuWzgw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZy0X9xOUeE

>>2502130
Hey Mr. Dunn! Fancy seeing you here!

Children btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9L7QanhcuM

>>2502175
Krang.

>>2502306
For real how is KO so rich? He's in the upper echelon for net worth compared to almost every other fulltimer

https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-superstars-net-worth-and-salary

>>2504706
hes not stupid with his money.

>>2502180
>over half the roster outworked by somebody you consider obese

That's more embarrassing for them, really.

>>2504706
He can actually sell merchandise.

>>2502163
>/wwe/ shitters too blinded with fury to see what you did there

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>>2504706
>His waistlength is double that of Roman's
>So is his net worth

BASED FATASS DRAWS BIG DOLLARS

>>2502122
>hates kevin dunn
Everyone but Vince hates Kevin Dunn

>>2504714
That is seven million less than Rollins.

>>2502122
You forgot fat stuttering literal neckbeard. Which is why you obese smarks love him.

>>2504801
>stuttering

He's ESL. And still a better promo than Reigns.

>>2504706
Because Sports Keeda is bullshit. No way in hell is his net worth more than Hogan's.

>>2504706
He owns shares in wrestling related companies and has sponsorship deals.

You are deluded if you think Owens is making seven figures

>>2504839
You're an idiot and probably underage if you think net worth equals salary

>>2504813
>Y-You know something, C-Chris
>I'm a p-prizefighter, C-C-Chris
>You w-w-w-wanna know why, C-C-Chris?
>BECAUSE TH-THIS IS THE KEVIN OWENS SHOW, C-C-C-Chris

>>2504849
>deg-dicklair

Oh wait, mine was real.

>>2504856
Once. 3 years ago. Meanwhile, you can go on any given raw and see the fattie struggling to speak english.

>>2504864
That's because even WWE don't trust Reigns to go out and cut a promo longer than 5 words.

And even then he needs to have that written down on his hands.

>>2504873
>doesn't know Reigns was mouthing "I got them in the palm of my hands" while pointing to his palm
BBD openly WTS and they still can't figure it out

>>2504875
I know. Just managed to catch it while being amazed by how BORED the crowd looks in that shot.

>>2502122
GOAT FATASS of all GOAT FATASSES

>>2504827
if he were smart he would buy land and some fast food joints

I don't want to see a FATASS on my screen. Not ever. Pump that doughboy with steroids and have him work out. Fuck this fat shit.

>>2502401
>>2502427
wtf i love KO now

>>2502175

Quato.

"Start the reactor."

>>2502122
>Has a cute wife compared to him
>has an autistic son who marks out to Cena, even in a match with his dad
>French Canadians are coalburners
>Papa Haitch appeals to fat smarks like you
>Mcmahon is senile and wouldn't know a tubesock from his own wife's vaginad
>Everyone that's not Vince or Shane hates Dunn
>Roman is an psychopath and is incapable of making friends
>Cena is a robot incapable of making friends
>In that imaginary monopoly money they use in Canadia, maybe
>Has to wear a shirt to hide his jelly rolls
>That's because smarks are the only ones that like him

OBESE

>>2506471
WORKED

>>2502618
This should be an angle. Use it to promote the next Ninja Turtles movie.

>>2504706
Smart with his money and prior to joining WWE he was the top guy on the indies.

>>2506283
KO is best heel on the roster. Sticks to the oldschool.

>>2506150
Don't invest in the fast food joints, it wouldn't be wise and too tempting. Like it's been said about drug dealers, don't use your own stash.

>>2506201
Too upset every time you see one in the mirror?

>>2506544
>>2506553
>>2506559
>3 posts
>1 fag

>draw negative dimes
Don't forget about that one

>>2504820
it's not the 90s anymore buddy, even with the gawker shit and his huge payout man is still broke

>>2509918
>selling top-level merch without even a fraction of the push