Have you taken the Reignspill yet? >McMahons bow to Samoans

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Have you taken the Reignspill yet?

>McMahons bow to Samoans
>In contact with The Rock
>Possesses psychic-like drawing abilities
>Controls RAW with an iron but fair fist
>Draws in arenas & venues globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Samoan blood line
>Will headline the first wrestling promotion on Mars
>Owns 99% of smark tears on Earth
>First designer robot wrestlers will in all likelihood be Roman replicas
>has 215+ wrestling IQ, such intelligence in the squared circle has only existed deep in the Hart Dungeon & Texas
>Ancient WWWF scriptures tell of a superstar who will descend upon WWE and will bring an era of wet panties and unprecedented Pajeet merch sales with them
>has inseminated thousands of ringrats around the world. You likely have Roman semen inside you right now
>The Samoans are in regular communication with the Authority Haitch and Steph, forwarding the word of Vince to Roman. Who do you think set up the meeting between Bischoff & McMahon (First meeting between rival promotions in over 1000 years) and arranged the WCW leader's first trip to RAW in history literally a few days later to the Samoan bunker in San Francisco?
>learned fluent smark terminology in under a week -Dirtsheets entrust their rumours with him
>Roman is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from Wrestlemania I to the end of the WWE universe. We don't know his ultimate angle yet. We hope he is a benevolent sports entertainer.