FUCKING BASED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCu AOVYSmgs

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>all of them are obese

Potery

>>2497055
>B-but Nakamura isn't a draw

>>2497055
I actually fucking hate it when people do it during his entrance because it's a fantastic song and it doesn't feel like it fits,

This is good shit though, Vince, push hard.

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>being so over people chant your theme on the streets

>likely being stuck in midcard or lose to other main eventers because you're japanese

>>2497073
The first guy that pops when you start the video is literally that skinny guy in the orange t-shirt

BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE WORKING THE ANTI SMARKS

>>2497055
How will the anti-smarks EVER recover?

>>2497085
Vince paid main event level money for him. He'll beat Miz and be world champ within the year.

>>2497096
Wonder who talked Vince into that anyway. I just imagine him being all "Goddamn pal. Nobody knows his this spastic gook is. He's so small"

>>2497108
Triple H, maybe?

>>2497108
Nakamura height wise is taller than Cena. If only he had more muscle mass, Vince would probably have a heart attack just thinking about all those japanese bucks he can get for merch

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>Anti Smarks in charge of containing their seething when based Nakamura arrives
lmao

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>>2497108
>Nobody knows his this spastic gook is. He's so small

I mean considering Mcmahon is said to be around 6'0" Nakamura isn't really small.

>>2497126
>Vincelet McMahan

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>>2497117
BKOSSWTAS

>>2497055
Jesus Christ Nakamura may have Daniel Bryan levels of overness if he can keep up the momentum.

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>>2497159
>Jesus Christ Nakamura may have Daniel Bryan levels of overness if he can keep up the momentum.

>>2497126
Vince is well known to love huge ripped guys. Their Vascularity and Striatuons especially.

>>2497055
>>2497055
cringe as fuck

>>2497126
>nakameme: is that a camera???!!!
>vince: stop acting like a reatrded & stand still

>>2497171
SEETHING

>>2497166
>implying I'm wrong at all

Whether you liked him or not there's no way you can deny that Bryan was over as fucking shit before and after Wrestlemania XXX.

>>2497166
NeetHammer goes back to his old gimmick FedoRamen

There is literally nothing that makes me happier than seeing

>>2497073
>>2497166

Mad as fuck.
I don't even care about Naka that much, i just fucking love seeing spergs in /asp/ shitting their pants in fucking rage and damage controlling their way into their next food induced coma.
I want to see them stay this mad and frustrated forever, it makes me hard.

>>2497108
>small

He's six feet.

How do you defend this and pretend its not cringe? Its the antithesis of everything pro wrasslin and its a disgrace these nerdes have such a voice nowadays.

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mfw nakameme is going to get jobbed out to the miz and there is nothing smarks can do about it

cringe

>april 2014
>daniel bryan wins the belt
>anti-smarks seemingly btfo
>vacates it and brock and cena fight over it and reigns gets pushed

>2015
>rollins wins the belt
>anti-smarks seemingly btfo
>looks like a pussy his entire run and ends up breaking his leg
>roman once again pushed and wins the title and main events wm 2 years in a row

>2016
>rollins wins the belt from roman
>roman suspended
>anti-smarks "btfo" again
>dean tanks the ratings
>roman rises from us title status to universal title status in a matter of months
>is #30 in the rumble and works countless smarks
>eliminates undercarder
>retires undercarder while main eventing WM yet again

>2017
>Nakamura debuts
>anti-smarks btfo

I wonder how this will go.

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>>2497601
>mfw one kinshasa

>>2497608
>the term anti-smark existed before 2016

Hi Plebbit

>>2497615
It existed by at least post-WM 31, I saw its usage on other sites then

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>>2497608
Your post could be summed up as

>The booking is fucking garbage.

>>2497623
My post is basically that anti-smarks lose out in the spring but WWE catches on and eventually they start coming back by the autumn

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>>2497608
>undercarder

Sup Tripfaggot!

Weren't you supposed to leave and fuck off to discord permanently?

>>2497631
Newfag
Undercarder was a meme before triphammer started posting on /asp/

>>2497608
>anti-smark

You mean marks?

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>>2497642
>its old so its good

>>2497649
That's basically Undercarders fake hype summed up in a sentence

>>2497131
>Not Vince McMahonlet
it was so easy

>>2497612
SOURCE?

>>2497612
Trip back on Mr. Blue Benjamin

>>2497108
hes at least 220

if he actually does his strong style he will do stiff punches and kicks and it will look savage and convincing of a champ

>>2497570
This.

Seeing all the retards seethe with autistic rage at the mere mention of Nakamura's name is entertaining as fuck.

>>2497683
>WWE
>stiff
The millennials might get bruised and complain

>>2497631
>>2497649
>>>/reddit/

>Never seen him before
>Ask what's special about him
>I'm somehow WORKED and SEETHING

Humm, smarkfags?

>>2497171
>unprofitable

Your faggot ass is just a contrarian. This is on some football club level shit right here.

>>2497734
Kurt can shut them up with "I wrestled with a broken neck"

Shane might have a few more problems.

>>2497615
>>2497620
Hey mayonnaise boys, those are old wrestling business terms that marks like yourself started using. They are not internet inventions, they are terms con men used to identify people to swindle.