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ITT: times you cut a promo
>Mom is making the same shitty food for dinner 3 times in a row
>Grab my iphone and put on my favorite tune "King of Kings" by Motorhead
>Grab a pen and pretend its a microphone
>Walts into the kitchen with my dads wifebeater on and I have painted the cross on my forhead
>Mom looks at me
YOU SEE MOM, I SEE YOU HAVE MADE THE SAME FOOD 3 TIMES IN A ROW AND I DONT WANT THIS
COME THIS SUNDAY, I .......AM..........MAKING..........MY OWN...........FOOD!
>grab a plastic cup on the kitchen counter, fill it with water and do the triple H spit-thing
>WALK OUT LIKE A BOSS
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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I genuinely don't know why I come to a board full of underage reddit posters and one severely mentally-ill man talking to himself and pretending to be a bunch of different people.
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cringe
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>>2494419
cringe
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>>2494419
Don't be mean to your mom. It's not her fault your dad is a B+ player.
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>>2494419
Genuine cringe.
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>>2494441
cringe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIZLNGpvGZE
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>>2494441
>Being this mad that your shit thread failed to go over
CRINGE
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>>2494419
>this board is so autistic that this could have very well happened
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>In class
>My turn to speak
>"YOU THINK YOU OWE ME...YOU DONT OWE ME"
>"BREAK IT DOWN" DE-GENERATION-X"
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>>2494441
>close /asp/, think 'goddamn that place is retarded'
>20 minutes later, open it again.
I think we're suffering stockholm syndrome, my dude.
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cringe
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HAHA HE'S JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE
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holy fucking cringe
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finna cringe
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>>2494419
based op working mometty
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>>2494419
You have to have been born before 1998 to be able to post here.
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Cringe
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OP is doing some meta shitposting. You're all getting worked, brothers.
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>>2494419
>eating breakfast with family
>mom gives everyone else more pancakes than me
>tell her it's not fair that i got less
>she says she knows how frustrated i must be
>"FRUSTRATED ISN'T THE GOD DAMN WORD FOR IT"
>"THIS IS BULLSHIT"
>"YOU SCREWED ME! EVERYBODY SCREWED ME, AND NOBODY DOES A GOD DAMN THING ABOUT IT"
>"NOBODY IN THE BUILDING CARES
>"NOBODY IN THE DRESSING ROOM CARES"
>"SO MUCH GOD DAMN INJUSTICE AROUND HERE, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE >*swings hand*
>"EVERYBODY KNOWS IT"
>"I KNOW IT"
>"EVERYBODY KNOWS IT"
>*throws breakfast on the floor*
they just kept turning a blind eye to it.
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>>2494419
OP isn't the hero we finna need, but he's the hero we finna deserve.
he's a keyboard gaurdian, the dork knight.
the watchfull shitposter.
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>>2494419
Based op working the wrestling """"""""debaters""""""" into a shoot
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>>2494441
because this board is fucking over.
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