ITT times you acted like a wrestler in real life I had to give

>>2494181
I saw a finna hipster numale and I kissed his finna girlfriend in front of him and then I finna hit that finna numale with the dirty deeds, so finna fast

>not ranting on the student and making it semi-related to your presentation

>>2494186
BASED

I dance like brock lesnar every time before I do a set of deadlifts at the gym. It actually helps.

>>2494181

i would never truly interact with someone anyway so sometimes i pretend to have the CIA gimmick (i spent like 700$ on his /fa/ outfit). ill usually stand around with my thumbs in my belt and stare at something. repeating his dialogue and mannerisms as much as possible throughout the day

>>2494181
>Not telling them to take a bump at the front

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>>2494181
>think i'll get a solid B
>gets expelled

>>2494181
>hands in pocket
>chews gum
>berates others
>falls on floor

I went into the bank the other day and i said to the teller.

"Hey you, Draw a Dime"

Unfortunately he said, I can't.

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I sometimes use the heel sentence twist. Like for example, somebody says something they're thinking of doing. Then I'll say; "Yeah that's a good idea...


FOR A MORON!". And then I soak in the 'Booooos' given to me by the people around me.

>>2494201
Also this