>That debut Holy shit, Nakamura tore the fucking house down.

GOAT

>>2493524
>those nakamura fans in back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DIMES. DIMES. DIMES. DIMESDIMESDIMES. DIMES. DIMESDIMEDSDIMESDIMES.

the violin is over, not the chinaman or the blackman

>>2493541
DIIIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES DIMES

DI DI DI DI DI DIMES DIIIIIIMES DIMES

The king of drawing dimes
Even marks were speechless

>debuts
>No match

What the heck?

>le silly jap

>>2493543
This.

The entrance is amazing. I love the crowd participating.

I couldn't care less about this gook wrestling though.

>>2493543
ANTI-SMARKS SEETHING

damn... I was speechless

usually smark shit makes me cringe but that guy, you could see the dimes radiating off him

>>2493543

SEETHING

Japan out numbers pajeets easily. Nakumera will be top face within a year. Screen cap it I don't care.

>>2493584
But that first part is the most wrong thing ever. India has the largest population in the world behind China, and Japan has the fastest declining population in the world.

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>Anti Smarks in charge of containing their seething when based Nakamura arrives
lmao

>>2493543
BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE WORKING THIS FAT MANLET INTO A SHOOT

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>>2493594
Based Nakamura giving these wastes of oxygen aneurysms

>>2493570
Ya finna seething ya anti-smark cuck.

>>2493594
>we are now reaching anti-anti-smark phase
wew what's next for /asp/

The crazy thing is, that wasn't even the most hype the crowd has been for one of his entrances. Listen to the pop at :44 of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXkz1P2viMM

>>2493616
earnest wrestling discussion

Is he winning Money in The Bank

>That colossal pop when they simply saw the black man with the violin
Based

>>2493616
we already had this phase back when Roman got suspended

anti-smarks were getting BTFO left right and centre because Dean drew good ratings for like two weeks as well

then Owens got the title and tanked the ratings and the anti-smarks came back and now we're heading back in the other direction with Roman tanking the ratings and Nakamura being based.

>>2493632
Dean literally broke a new record low during his title reign

So, he's gonna be a world champ within the year, right?

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>>2493543
Antismarks blown the fuck BACK by the Michael Jordan of violinists and Based Shinsuke

>>2493638
yeah but his first week ratings went up and the second week they held

then he tanked them and let the anti-smarks return

>Company doesn't trust you to say one word
>Obese smarks cheering on aimlessly

Wew

>>2493659
>Tears the down house without speaking a single word and knowing how to speak English
Legendary

>>2493669
>Got cheered by smarky post-mania crowd for doing nothing
>Implying this will carry over to other arenas

Wewy

>>2493659
He doesn't need to say anything and he still blows the roof out and effortlessly works you.

>>2493659
B O I L I N G

>>2493669
This

>>2493673
>le worked xD

Grow up

>>2493659
SEETHING

>>2493676
>>2493689

Calm down fatty

>>2493659
>>2493672
BKOSSWTAS

>>2493669
>>2493673
This, based GOATsuke

>>2493524
>That background
I thought "obese smarks" was just a meme

>>2493643
The IWGP intercontinental belt is sexy

>>2493524
>Debuting on smackdown

Already doomed

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>>2493524
GEDO!?

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>>2493691
>>2493694
>>2493688
>Getting worked this hard by BASEDsuke

I love Nakamura but him coming out to say nothing is hilariously awful.

>>2493702
WEW

>>2493715
>Wanting Nakamura to actually speak
He's doesn't speak English very fluently. The Miz will do the mic work in the feud.

>>2493702
Oh shit

>>2493715
The thing about watching WWE on TV is that we miss out on a lot of storytelling in matches and in promo segments because of commercial breaks. Ziggler challenged him to a match during the commercial break and they had a dark match after the show.

>>2493705
You got so worked up you responded to me 3 times in the space of 3 minutes.

>>2493702
Dude, I thought the same thing. I figured he was signaling the Yakuza to take Shins out.

>>2493524
"In Japan, I was KEEN uh strongu styu but now i KEEEN of SMACK STYu!!"

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>>2493730
>Getting so unbelievably worked that you confuse yourself as to whom you're replying to

>>2493744
Calm down buddy

>>2493747
Nothing left to say? Concession accepted.

>>2493564
he fought Ziggler after 205 Live, it just wasn't televised.

I'm excited about Nakamura. You gotta give him a chance. Vince wouldn't put him with Miz unless he had confidence he could build Nakamura into a superstar. He's going to make big dog look really strong in their match at survivor series.

>>2493753
>Say something
>He replies to me 3 times in 3 minutes spouting haggard memes
>I tell him to calm down
>Nothing left to say? xD

Deep breaths.

>>2493762
Apparently, McMahon paid main event level bucks to get Nakamura out of Japan, so that would explain why he wants to invest in him and not just give him a Sushi Chef gimmick or whatever.

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>>2493764
>Thinking I'm someone else
>SEETHING so badly you don't know who'd who anymore

>>2493772
>Replies "SEETHING" and "BOILING" to the same post
>Says the same thing again
>i-i-its not me

Are you mentally okay pal? Is there something you wanna discuss or are you still trying to fit in here?

>>2493581
He'll be mid carding in 4 months.

Does he have autism? Not even joking

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>>2493776
>Implying
The state of you

>>2493766
He wants the most out of his investment. It's good business to build Nakamura up in America as a legit threat to everyone instead of making him a sushi chef. Meltzer said Nakamura vs Roman at survivor series is almost a certainty and Nakamura will probably lose but who doesn't lose to Roman these days. Until I see Nak doing comedy segments with r truth and Goldust I'm going to trust that Vince will do the right thing and build him up correctly.

>>2493776
I'm fine. I'm not the one who got my self so worked that I lost track of who I'm arguing with. Seek help.

>>2493788
>Meltzer said Nakamura vs Roman at survivor series is almost a certainty
Wow, really? In what show did he say that?

>>2493794
It was
before wrestlemania. Vince really likes him and wants him to have a lengthy IC title run to build him up for a huge match with Roman. If Meltzer is right I'm very ok with this and hopefully we can get nak vs styles or nak vs cena at wrestlemania. All the top guys want to work with him. Vince needs to get okada over here next.

>>2493821
Didn't Okada sign a 5 year contract a year or two ago? I think he's out of possibility for a while.

>>2493827
I don't think Okada even wants to leave Japan anyways.

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Imagine how good he would look with the IC title.
He could bring some prestige to it just like he did in NJPW too.

I didn't understand. Miz was cutting a promo to shit on Cena and he just debuts. Not to challenge or promo. Just to flail around while the crowd masturbated to a seriously repetitive song. I got worked. I'll admit it. But someday you will have to admit this was stupid as fuck and a wasted opportunity.

>>2493840
He's had the most reigns in New Japan's version of the IC belt. Hell be fine.

>>2493858
Nakamura's English is awkward, so they did right in not having him talk. Next week, The Miz is pissed and makes a promo at Nakamura.

>>2493859
what?

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What if he does promo's like Lil Sweet?

>>2493624
lol, that'll be the day.

>>2493543
If he's allowed some freedom his wrestling will win over the casuals

>>2493724
He speaks it fluently enough to get a point across, but it's true they should probably keep it to a minimum. Especially if he's going to feud with Miz, as you said Miz can carry that feud promo-wise.

>>2493788
The good thing is on Smackdown he's probably a little safer from Vince's influence than Raw, and Nakamura seems the kind of guy to take his ball and go home if he's treated as a joke.

>>2493858
This >>2493873

Miz will be all "who do you think you are, I'm the Miz, I'm awesome, I'm a star" etc etc

>>2493788
I feel sorry for you that you believe this. You know when people are built up for a while only to lose to Cena or Reigns and then are never involved in anything meaningful again? That's happening to Nakamura, I promise you. The only exception I can think of is AJ.

>>2493524
>tore the fucking house down.
No, that would have happened if he beat the Miz's ass instead of dancing around until his music finished and then leaving.

>>2494038
Vince want that Japanese market. If he makes nak a megastar then other Japan guys are gonna wanna come over and it crushes potential competition. You have to look at the big picture here. Those guys are gonna see nak working with big dog and cena and wanna do the same thing.

>>2493702
>>2493721
>>2493726
>>2493734
If you look closely (or just check the video), that's actually just the shadow of his arm and he l ooks nothing like Gedo.

>>2494094
I was with you until you said they were gonna see him working with Reddit Reigns and want to do the same. I agree that they will see the appeal if Shinsuke gets over here but working with the least over top guy of the last twenty years is not a selling point.

>>2493524
A chink in wwe? Another failure for sure.

>>2493623
To be fair the crowd was on its last legs from WM

>>2494151
Bro Vince conquered wrestling in America. He put the territories down for the count. He sees New Japan as a territory he has to conquer to get his dimes in Japan. All the New Japan guys want to work with Roman and Cena. It's the two biggest names in wrestling and the two biggest paychecks you will get working wrestlemania with those guys. When they see Nakamura tear the house down with both of them they are going to want to make bank in America too. They all wanna be in America deep down. Vince will pay out the ass for them all like he did Nakamura.

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>autismos so caught up in their cringe console wars posting they have deluded themselves into thinking that was a good debut

Sad

>>2494151
Roman gets booed out of the arena. He is over as fuck. No such thing as bad heat.

>>2494247
cringe

>>2494244
I knew this post wasn't going to make any sense when you started out with slurping Vince instead of explaining why working with Reigns is appealing to anyone. No one is lining up to go job to Reigns but they may be interested in the paycheck.

>>2494291
The paycheck is the main reason. Who doesn't want to be in the main event? There is also no guarantee that they won't be the heel(really the face desu) and go over via shady means. It's really a win-win. Big paycheck, lots of exposure and sell a shit load of merch just by facing Roman.

>>2493629
Tbh It'd be funny if his entrance took so long while cashing in the champion had ample time to run away

>>2493524
This guy sucks lol
shitty epin violin music, wiggles around and acts autistic, can't even speak english

>>2494504
Roman can't talk either

>>2493702
>notorious fatty kevin owens wearing his aj styles shirt to the left of shinsuke

>>2493629
Japanese people don't know how to climb ladders

>>2494247
>console wars

back ta /v/ ya dimwit

BKOSSWTAS
BASED NAKAMEME

I'd like the Miz to imitate him next, that's for sure.
his Cena imitation was funny

>>2494504
>wiggles around and acts autistic
Name one wrestling character not on the spectrum or mentally handicapped.

>>2493543
>>2493570
>it's already happening

kek anti-smarklets fucking sweating bullets

>>2494504
BKOSSWTAS

>>2494981
Roman. I mean he's one stupid motherfucker who can't into literacy, but I doubt he's actually mentally handicapped.

>>2493672
Worked out pretty alright for Bryan from 2012 on.

>>2494966
Lmfao, it's more like they can't though. They lack peripheral vision which is why they can't drive either.

>>2493724
>He's doesn't speak English

You would be the expert on this...

>>2493788
>Meltzer said Nakamura vs Roman at survivor series is almost a certainty

I don't even listen to Observer Radio and I know you're full of shit. Why lie in such an obvious manner?

>>2494997
To be quite honest the English language is basically American now. We took it and made it cool like everything else. Ask anybody around the world to name an English speaking country and they will all say the United States first.

>>2493779
If this does happen Who on the mid card do you think they're gonna put him with?

>>2494247
It was better than the debut of the guy in your image.

>>2495003
R Truth and honestly who wouldn't wanna see the Ninja Truth doing their thing.

>>2495002
Not even memeing:

Actually kill yourself.

>>2494992
Top kek

>>2494977
... This, really want to see miz do some cringy racist stuff

>>2495016
The truth can be hard to handle anon. England doesn't speak English anymore. That is an Arabic nation. I speak for all of America when I tell England "you're welcome" for keeping the English language alive and taking it to heights so high it's now the international language of business.

>>2495009
Actually this might work if they do it right. Who would they fued with?

>>2495003
I think they're starting him there with The Miz.

>>2495034
Back to your cuckshed /pol/

>>2495041
Most likely the gay cops. I would pay to see that. R Truth could carry Nak to some dimes he's that talented.

>>2495030
It could help get over Nak's whole gimmick by explaining it through those skits, too. It'd be the smartest transition, yet.

>>2495046
I sense a lot of salt. You know it's true though. America does everything better than England even soccerball.

>>2495050
Would rather see Breeze vs. Nakamura in a high-profile singles t-b-h

>>2495057
I'm not even a Pom you stupid fuck. You're fishing in empty waters.

>>2495065
It could only be a tag team match breeze is buried for life

>>2495180
Breeze was largely considered a joke in NXT until he beat Zayn at Takeover

His debut on youtube is at 2 million viewers now. Certified draw.

>>2495342
CERTIFIED DRAW
AND A BONAFIDE BLOOD

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>muh western civilization is dying

lmao

The smarks won't bitch when this meme who can't even speak English will bury Miz

>>2495776
No one bitched when The Miz got buried hard by Cena. Why would it be any different with Nakamura?

>>2495776
Nakamura speaks English.

>>2495792
Broken English and not the Matt Hardy kind.

>>2495804
But that's wrong, dumbfuck.

Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the Smackdown show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.

You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

>>2495792
The only thing he says is welcome to China club chinky Chang chinky Chang Chang

>>2495882
but that is right you fuckin seethin smark

>>2495928
Nice copypasta, ya seething noodlehead

>>2495944
That reference is older than you.

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>>2493543

>>2493524
Based Nak (Nakamura) once again steals the show

OH OH OHHHHHH OH OH OHHH OHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OH OH OHHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH

>>2494987
>but I doubt he's actually mentally handicapped.
He pops fucking Adderall.