News just in. we won't be able to see Cena Jr. wrestling

>pretends to like kids
>don't want to have kids

Lol what a phony

>BMJ refuses to put over Nikki's biological clock

Even when he loses to marriage he still goes over!

Is Nikki a fucking idiot or something? What was the point of getting married then? Didn't she always want to have kids? Its sad how much she is sacrificing for the BMJ money and fame.

Also, is Cena doing this so he doesn't produce someone who will be more over than him?

Roman confirmed more alpha than Cenetty

>>2492456
>Doesn't want to contribute to the perpetuation of the human species
He is objectively and literally a failure as a biological organism.

>>2492489
>married and bred a 4/10
>alpha

kek

>>2492498
Roman is continuing his bloodline and the human species
Cenetty won't even have a kid

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>They buried Miz for this

>>2492487
>Is Nikki a fucking idiot or something?

She is the dumber Bella Twin.

Let that sink in.

you know whaaaaaat

Nikki is such a pushover. She always wanted to be a mother before and had all these values or dreams and she gave them all up for Cena. Ppl call.her out on it too and shes just like, i luv muh mannnn...what a vapid dumb cunt

>>2492456
>grants hundreds of wishes to dying kids
>won't grant his wife one wish

GOAT

>>2492511
Actually she's the smarter one even Bryan said it

>Cena would rather marry this tranny than wrestle the Undertakers last match

lel

>>2492487
No that's Brie, both Bella twins are scum anyway

>>2492463
>Spend the last 15 years of your constantly meeting new dying children, hearing their stories, seeing their suffering, having to look and in the eye and say that their hero John Cena won't let them down even though you know they won't live to see your next match
I wouldn't want children of my own either, that sounds nightmarish.

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>Miz gets buried for a month for this farce of a marriage

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>>2492498
>Could have had his pick of the birds
>Decided to pick a munter and have kids with her to stay by her side forever
>alpha

>Sees kids constantly dying everyday
>doesn't want to risk seeing his own kid die
don't blame him tbfh

The Miz shit was great because he got it spot on. They're only together and getting married because it helps both their careers.

Miz has been the MVP of Smackdown for the past year too by the way. Jesus, give that man another title run already.

So Ultimately Miz was right

>>2492503
Who cares? There's 7 billion humans.

>Cena could have been the one to retire Undertaker
>Instead we got a sham marriage proposal that will end in divorce within 5 years

FUCK YOU VINCE

Proof that Cena was a bad choice for face of the company.

Any athlete that won't make white babies is unfit as role model.

Make AJ face of the company.

>>2492558
yep

Cena and Nikki are such famewhore sellouts. Did you see the way cena even tilted the ring box just right so the camera would pick up on the tiffany logo? i hope miz calls that out eventually

>>2492559
And you will never have sex with any of them

>>2492563
>>>/mlpol/

What is worse

1.alpha white man not passing on his genes
2. alpha white man breeding with a spic

>>2492567
He's in the right about preserving the white race

>>2492563
>le 56% face

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>>2492456
>Cena doesn't want kids
>it's actually a shoot because "suplements" fried his balls

Miz was right

sleeps with 6000 men and marries the one who doesn't want kids

Nikki btfo

Maybe he's sterile and doesn't want the world to know

>>2492577
She's after that BMJ money

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>>2492572
kek

>>2492567
>>2492572
Triphammerity forgot to switch browsers.
Cringe.

Dude's around dying kids constantly, if he had one, he'd never, ever, ever have peace of mind.

>>2492588
We aren't even the real Triphammers

>>2492568
Better a caucasoid than a negroid or mongloid and its one less pure spic in the world.

>>2492558
Ultimately nothing, Miz was blatantly and obviously right the whole time.

Miz may be a company shill, but Cena is definitely a robot and Nikki is plastic as fuck.

>implying Nikki won't convince the WWE writers to write another segment that backs John in to a corner like she did with this marriage angle so he has to pump her full of jizz to save face

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>>2492546
God damn Iv never thought of it this way ..poor guy

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>>2492456
>doesn't want kids
>gimmick revolves around loving kids
EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

>>2492546
Maybe if his child was guaranteed to have a serious medical condition. John just doesn't want any obstacles in his career, now that he's slowing down abit he gets married.

Excpect Cena jnr when his wrestling career slows down further.

>>2492456
Based Big Race Traitor John

>>2492720
Hey, not all pedophiles want kids of their own!

>not having any kids
>being a genetic failure

>>2492456
So he just wants to be a lonely NEET with nothing but his fake wrestling achievements to leave the world with? Why is Cena so weird and creepy? Miz nailed it with his impressions

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>>2493475
Josie has really got Cena's number. She fucking knows he's a weirdo and bites him accordingly.

How come dogs just know?

>>2493475
>NEET

Why don't redditors know what this word means?

>destroyed mind and reproductive abilities with steroids
>"I have no desire to have children"

Nikki will eventually get B L A C K E D

>>2493518
He's talking after he's done working and lives off his savings

>>2493489
She's going to retire him at WM then get a standing ovation at the next RAM.

>>2493577
neets dont have savings

>Wanting a kid
>2017

Cena 100% has the right idea.
This is probably the single worst time to raise children since the 70s.

We live in a toxic "Me" culture with an already massively overpopulated world where everyone is watching and criticizing your every move. It also doesn't help that his fiancé is a succubi.

There's still time for Cena to not lose everything and stop falling for the marriage meme

>>2492456
Cena confirmed future cucklord

>>2492498
You don't wanna marry an attractive woman. Just have sex.

Average women make better housewives

We all know how thsi ends. Poked holes and condoms and "I'm on the pill" when she stoped taking it.

>>2492539
He only said that to tease his wife. Brie is more calculating than Nikki.

She's probably the reason why Dbry will always be cucked out of wrestling anywhere else

>>2492456
5 dimes say he will break off the engagement.
Y'all know it was just for WWE

>>2492559
>>2492566

O V E R K I L L
V
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His name is literally already John Cena Jr.

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>>2493475
>NEET

>>2493716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cena

Shit, you're right

>>2493577
John Cena would still have "training"

A better word would be "retired"

>>2492456
I don't blame him. Imagine being his kid in a little league team and all the other parents and kids booing him. He would booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

>>2493601
>stop having white kids
>the world is overpopulated anyway
>we'll imported nigslimes to replace the kids you don't have

You are the reason of the toxic ''me'' culture.

>>2492546
This. I used to think I wanted 2 kids (boy/girl), but it is fucking scary to think of it. I honestly don't know what I would do if my kid had down syndrome, cancer, or some other shit.

>>2493861
>faking his trip again so you can call him (you) out for it
You are such a pathetic little bitch

>>2493857
Imagine actually believing this.

>>2493869
Millennials like ya have ruined this planet

>all of these people in the thread who dont want kids
wow kek

>>2493585
Are you retarded? You claim people don't know what NEET means and you don't even know yourself

>>2493874
>No argument to based free of child life
>Posts brain damaged shit

I bet your IQ is around 21

>>2493909
t. Genetic failure

I wouldn't be surprised if Cena was a fag and this relationship with Nikki is a convenience for both of them. He can remain in the closet, and she can spend his money and remain remotely relevant. If she had never hooked up with him, she'd have been out the WWE years ago and would be stripping for chump change somewhere now.

Neither of them have time to raise one, Cena is smart IMO.

>>2492553
Miz will go over Nakamura for his next feud and then challenge for the title after they get it off of blandy boreton.

>>2492456

She was on the Jim and Sam show this morning and actualy said with a straight face that the proposal wasn't planned.

Shooting blanks.

>>2493956
Kek , The internet knew that shit since the Royal Rumble .
>Half-brain Nikki on suicide watch

>>2492456
He also said he would never get married again, but she's slowly taken control of that relationship.

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>>2493996
>Implying thats a real proposal and not for a WM moment

>>2492456
I never noticed that she has a weird looking plastic surgeried man face going on. 'the fuck is he thinking?

>>2492456
Those spic whores are ugly as shit, nonwhites are ugly turds.

>>2493996
You know everything in the ring is a work right?

>>2492537
>maybe she have to be at brink of death to make her wish?

>>2492498
He married her when he was still a fatty.

Have you seen AJ's wife?

>>2492456
>>2492546
It is actually because he is sterile due to years of steroid use.

>>2493722
I remember an angle involving his father and Bryan Alvarez stumbling over words every time he had to say John Cena Senior.

>>2492456
Having a neice is best. All the joy of a kid in your life but not having full responsibility and having to spend all your time with said child.

Didn't Cena have kids with his ex-wife?

>>2493639
He didn't. 80% of her looks is because of surgery. Cena knows she would birth a tranny looking freak and he'd have to hide it from public eye like Robert The Bruce's dad. Get a clue.

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hey you kid be like you hero John Cena and dont have white babies

>>2492487
the point is to jew more shit from him in the divorce

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>>2492559
i wonder who could be behind this post

>>2492549
he married a loyal girl who loved him when he was poor. He can always fuck 10/10s on the road

Cena is an Albanian, he's better off not breeding

>>2492559

That's only one billion more than how many died in the Holocaust

>>2493996
So he'll inseminate her at next mania?

>dont want kids
>get married

What's the point of being rich and married if you're not gonna have kids?

Just be Dan Bilzarian

I wonder if Cena is gonna maker her sign a pre nup

>>2494608
No

>>2495516
You should sign pre-nup anyway. You don't know what will happen in 20 years, people drift away from each other.

>>2495405
Maybe they just really love each other and want to be together. And because Nicki has a dream of being a bride, some women do, having a beautiful wedding and all that stuff, he wants to give her that dream.

Getting married is basically only a paper and some new laws apply to you. But it can be something you give to your partner to show them your love.

>>2492456
oh no, i won't get to see another "xyz generation superstar" flail around not getting over with a gimmick based on their dad.