>most hyped up match on the card
>all over promotional posters and billboards
>gets best promo by far
>gets it's own music
>shitty, slow 30 minute snoozefest where Jasethy throws all psychology out the window and wins in the most bullshit of way
Worst match of the night easily
It was bad, but definitely not the worst.
>>2474740
Wrestlemania was actually pretty good until Triple H's music hit and he did one of his cringy autistic "epic" entrances that doesn't make any sense within the context of the match, ensuring that psychology does not matter before the match even starts
But hey, it was all worth it so that Triple H could wrestle the same slow boring match he's been doing for the past 20 years and completely suck the thrill out of "the ultimate thrill ride"
But at least he got to pretend that people give a shit about him or have ever thought he was a big deal
>>2474838
>Triple H's music hit and he did one of his cringy autistic "epic" entrances that doesn't make any sense within the context of the match
The concept of the match is that HHH is an overzealous tyrant and is therefore self-centered enough to have a police squad escort him
>>2474847
I thought it was about Gaytch's middle-age crisis, considering his promos were about how much he miss burying careers and shit
One of the worst matches in wwe history no doubt. The trifecta of worst matches right in the middle of the card one after the other.
Miz Vs Cena
HHH vs Seth
Orton vs Wyatt
HHH is the king of slow boring overlong Wrestlemania matches
>>2474847
Except the entire build up was that H was "the destroyer" who was trying to be the creator. Essentially an awful combination of Demon/Corporate Kane and Demon King/Finn Balor
So if he's the destroyer at Wrestlemania, he wouldn't have the police escort to protect him or to stop him, and he's never been a biker.
It was literally just
>"YOU SEE CREW, IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF THE GAME, THE KING OF KINGS, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN DID THIS"
And everyone stays quiet to keep their jobs even though they all know it's stupid as shit
>>2475030
lol faggot
>>2474740
>doing a technical match in front of a deadass tired crowd
did they not expect it to flop?
Tbh the pit bull piss break should of been before that match. People were tired from marking out at the hardys return.
It was a slow paced match, but still pretty good.