Did anyone else feel absolutely sick to their fucking stomach seeing this guy this weekend:
>Hair protruding from every orifice on his body
>Long greasy hair
>Fat as fucking hell
>Gear that made me think I was going to get a full view of his goddamn full moon if he bent to far forward
>Literal neckbeard
I don't know if Vince is losing his mind but now we have Kassius Ohno, Big Fat Damo, Kevin Obesity Owens and Samoa Jiggly Joe. Is this truly the era of the """"""""Big""""""""" men?
>>2473061
ya got worked son
Since when did Triphammer get a WWE contract?
>>2473061
No, I'm 18+
>>2473069
This.
Dude reminds me of all the fat, hairy slobs that were wrestling in the early 90s.
>>2473061
Your average gross potato nigger
>>2473061
Fuck no. This guy should be an inspiration to all of us
>fat and hairy but athletic
>multiple time champion
>looked like a fucking viking out there
>can kill manlets
>has fucked Nikki Cross
>>2473095
he's a manlet himself
>>2473061
Ya just being rude lad
how do you go from this...
>>2473061
to this
>>2473061
Owens let his hair grow?
>>2473114
Jesus Christ, did he eat his whole family or something?
>>2473061
Why is no one talking about this blatant false advertising look at the gut on irl owens then the gut on the toy. A complete false representation.
He's fine. Owens' weight annoys me but his doesn't for some reason. idk why
He's fucking her on the reg. How does this make you feel?
>>2473061
He looked like a grown up version of Husky "The Baby" Harris.
Ya'll are probably wondering what happened to the New Day Ice Cream. Reckon Damo and Kev had a backstage feast?
>>2473114
eat like someone who posts here all day
>>2473157
Scared for her. One wrong move and she'll be a pancake.
Imagine the fucking smell on a humid Florida afternoon. Dillian Kain is a mess.
>he doesn't have body hair
Nice estrogen """""lads""""""
>>2473157
I'd pay anything to watch them fuck.
>>2473114
Is this legit?
Based Damo
>>2473076
Based Tripmessiah getting to the main roster before Undercarter
>>2473061
Based fucking Damo
>/asp/ worked at the sight of a real man
>>2473976
who
>>2473114
Woah, he went full Bob mode
>>2473152
Maybe since Owens has that disgusting thing on his armpits.
>>2473157
For real? Damn, it's Alexa Murphy all over again
>>2473061
Damo is based, get fucked little man
I love Big Damo. It's like King Kong Bundy or the Natural Disasters. Same with Heavy Equipment or Beer City Bruiser. I always dig a good old fashioned butterball strongman.
>>2474789
I need them to sign another fat lad, have him team up with Damo, and face Heavy Machinery every week until I die
>>2473076
fucking kek
>>2473076
Cranehammer BTFO
>>2473157
Envious. She's a cutie
>>2473157
eh, I mean, she's dolled up to fuck and still isn't attractive
decent body, little pudgy, not properly thicc except for virgin standards
Why should I care