He's really gone. For years I just thought "He won't

cue carder pasta

>>2471529
C R I N G E

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>>2471529

This is a sign

a sign to move on to the GOAT wrestling promotion that is NJPW

Hope Vince lets him rest in peace.

>>2471529
All this sad Carder posting is embarrassing. Let me set everyone straight.

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>2471538
ultra cringe

>>2471538
Fuck off, shill.

Taketty finna btfo

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>>2471529
>Next Wrestlemania
>Limp Bizkit starts playing

How long till Vince drags his ass out of retirement to destroy some upcoming talent?

>>2471543
1/10 made me reply

The BBC here in the UK have an article that he's retired too

So it seems like it's legit this time.

>>2471529
WHAT IS MARK CALAWAY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

I saw it live and cried like a bitch.

Thank you, Taker.

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>>2471529
https://youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc