>Hey Anon, do you want to come over and watch The Ultimate

I'm gay

>>2451348
no thanks. the show needs my full attention and i need to chant "you deserve it!" and "this is awesome!" every 5 minutes

no. I want to remain in my home covered in cheese dust, mountain dew and semen (my own)

First you finna show me your dick

I'm a homosexual

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>Oh, hello Anon. Did you want to attend my Wrestlemania viewing party? It's going to finna be a wonderful time.

Sounds great! But hey, how's about I pick you up in 10 and you watch it over here? I just finishing setting up my new 4K tv and Bose surround sound system! Plus, no offense, but my Internet is just a tad bit faster lol.

>>2451373
Go away nigger

I'm mexican

T-thanks y-you too

Based Geordie drawing ring rats

only if you finna suck my dick

No thank you, my exams are tomorrow and I would rather not get an $80 fine for not showing up.

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>Hi anon sirs would you like to join me outside for my wrestlemania party we have set up a a projector with a big screen and some refreshments we can have a great time cheering our king roman.

>>2451532
If Roman's whole gimmick was Simpsons t-shirts smarks would be licking his balls.

>>2451357
>not covering her in cheese dust, mountain dew and semen

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>>2451348
Only if you can take the BBC

>>2451348
No thanks I'm not going to watch a shitfest PPV with some woman pretending to enjoy it