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>only man to sell more tshirts than Big Match John
>only man to get a 5 star match out of Big Match John
>more over than Triple H ever was
>refused to work with Triple H at WrestleMania
>refused to piss in a cup until Triple H did
>regular threesomes with AJ Lee and Kaitlyn
>not insecure about his wife's sexual history
>boned Maria
>boned Lita
>Paul Heyman Guy
>most famous pipebomb in history
>boned Kelly Kelly
>boned Mickie James
>mosot famous podcast in history
>best friends with Colt Cabana
>named chanted during every boring segment for the last 3 years
>made Vince pay big money for Cult Of Personality
>boned Becky Bayless
>boned Traci Brooks
>lives in Stephanie's head rent free
>one of UFCs biggest draws
>created The Shield
>worked Ryback to tears and a mental breakdown
>worked Dr Chris into a lawsuit
>marks love him
>smarks love him
>anti-smarks can't stop seething about him
>was part of Undercarder's last great WrestleMania match
>longest reigning WWE champ of the century
anything else?
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>>2436764
>Paul Heyman guy
that isn't a plus
neither is boning Lita
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>>2436764
Definitely one of the GOATs. He might be a bitter, fucked up person, but damn was he entertaining.
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>>2436777
>He might be a bitter, fucked up person
he's not, nice trips
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>>2436783
>CM Punk
>not bitter
part of the reason he left was cause of bitterness
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>>2436796
>part of the reason he left was because of his bitterness
this
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>>2436809
but he's said himself he should've gotten a Mania main event and felt shafted by not getting one
sounds bitter to me
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>>2436809
>SEETHING
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>>2436812
he's right, not bitter
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>created The Shield
This invalidates everything good he may have done. Phil doomed us all.
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>>2436775
AJ wishes she was Lita.
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>>2436838
but Lita was just a cum dumpster for everybody
I highly doubt she only cheated on Matt Hardy with Edge
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>>2436764
>only man to sell more tshirts than Big Match John
Didn't Jeff Hardy do that?
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>>2436907
good point, cm punk's epic work with jeff hardy turned jeff hardy into a draw
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>>2436943
Wrong.
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>>2436943
Other way around
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>>2436764
Dont forget he had the best Lesnar match since his return.
Also best mic worker since Austin.
A question.
Does WWE show Punk matches at the network? If so, do they have to pay him?
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>>2436764
Jeff Hardy also sold more shirts than Cena for a while
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>>2436980
>Does WWE show Punk matches at the network?
Yes
>do they have to pay him
no, he already got his money for those PPVs
If they paid Punk then they'd be paying Virgil for all the shitty WCW matches he has on the network
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>>2436764
Good looking.
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>>2436764
The pissing in a cup thing was with Scott Steiner and H
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>>2437290
Phil asked him too. Triple H has been avoiding piss tests for 15 years, good to know.
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2014/1127/585259/cm-punk-talks-backstage-issues-with-triple-h/
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>>2436764
>regular threesomes with AJ Lee and Kaitlyn
proof please
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>>2436838
fuck lita
fuck girl whose hero was lita when she was like 7 years old
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>>2437318
>my other life partner
>heavenly vision
>mounted her
what do you think they did that night?
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>>2437417
Jesus, you're pathetic.
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>>2437576
Absolutely worked.
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He is undeniable the GOAT
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