whos winning it this year, lads it can't not be braun,

Its going to be Samy Zane winning after throwinng out Brawn

>>2431603
Mojo.

It'll be Braun

>>2431676
This

>>2431676
This.

>>2431624
>Zane wins
>"Last time a Muslim dropped thsi many bodies in Orlando it was at a night club"

It should be Braun

Only other I could maybe see winning is Sami

Mojo and some random NXT entrant will get some offense

>>2431676
oh fuck it is going to be mojo, isnt it


so he can push the whole "i had a wrestlemania moment and you havent" in his shitty ziggler feud

>>2431603

If it was me, I'd have Big Show win it, for putting in so much effort and getting into the shape of his life for one last Wrestlemania moment and it going down the drain. Let him be the one and only to win this twice.

Buuut, it's likely going to be Braun.

List of the entrants (because I had to look it up to remind myself)

Mojo Rawley
Apollo Crews
Big Show
Curt Hawkins
Braun Strowman
Goldust
R-Truth
Primo
Epico
Curtis Axel
Bo Dallas
Jinder Mahal
Sami Zayn
Fandango
Tyler Breeze
Dolph Ziggler
Rhyno
Heath Slater
Jason Jordan
Chad Gable
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Mark Henry
Sin Cara
Titus O'Neil
Konnor
Viktor
Kalisto
Aiden English
Simon Gotch

>>2431691
Big Show should win it and then retire

Braun v Harper final 2

>>2431702
Harper isn't in it is he?

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>>2431692
the only people with an even slight chance:

Mojo Rawley
Apollo Crews
Big Show
Braun Strowman
Goldust (repaying him for long service with a mania moment)
Sami Zayn
Dolph Ziggler
Rhyno
Heath Slater (unexpected underdog win like zack's IC title win)
Jason Jordan
Chad Gable
Mark Henry
Kalisto

>>2431702
harper hasnt been officially announced but he'd be a decent chance as well. assuming he's in and not tied up with the bray/orton match somehow

>>2431676
Based Big Catch Sea Creature working the roster

>>2431690
Yep and since football season is over, Gronk can make more guest appearances for the E now

Tyler breeze will win in an appeal to the transgender audience.

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>>2431711
An Uso's got more chances than half those guys

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>>2431728
an individual uce wont win. AA will get their comeuppance in the battle royal by eliminating them

>>2431676
Jesus Christ I hope not, Mojo sucks in the ring and his gimmick is pure cringe

>>2431760
>getting worked

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>>2431603
its going to be the HYPE MAN

>>2431683
POST OF THE YEAR

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>>2431683
/asp/ is lit tonight

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>>2431683
fucking ayy

Braun

Big Show will have the most single eliminations to give him a big moment, but Braun will throw him out to pass the torch to the new giant monster of the roaster.

>>2431683
They need to add more guys so he can beat Omar's high score

>>2431840
>>2431676
Hope so.

Its a no brainer that if Mojo get a monster push and wins a title he will feud with Ryder.

Even better if Ryder is feuding for the top title.

>>2431692
what the fuck, Based Rusev isn't even the jobber battle royal?

Goddamn it, he's going to be the one buried by the Rock this year, isn't he?

He went from riding a muthafuckin tank to the ring to being shit on by retirees two years in a row (if he is even that lucky)

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>>2431888
Your digits confirm this broski.

>>2431932
>Rusev
Surgery bro. That's why he jobbed hard at Fastlane to Big Show, his shoulder needs work

>>2431932
Is him tending a shoulder injury?

We are looking at
A) Sami by eliminating Braun
B) Braun by Eliminating Show

Take your pick

>>2431877
Suwawa can't sing

>>2431692
I hope big show wins because it's probably his last mania

ziggler

>>2431692
A veritable ''who's that?" list of wrestlers who should be cut plus braun who should have his own goddamn match wtf

>>2431711
I'm not saying he'll win but you could add Jinder to that list of potential upsets. Dude has had a very weird amount of focus in the last few weeks and he even had a Roman Reigns match out of nowhere.

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>>2431683
Legit one of the funniest jokes that I have heard in a long time. Definitely going to shamelessly steal this and tell it to my friends if Sami wins.

>>2432284
Big Roids Mahal makes Vince feel funny down there.

>>2432284
stranger things have happened i guess

dude could have potential, hes 6'5, jacked, 30 years old, has pajeet heat

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This profitable fuck

>>2431683
>this is what's funny to /asp/

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>>2431683
Well done.

>>2431603
It's time to FACE THE FACTS.

>>2431603

Does it matter? No one that's won it has went on to do substantial things because of the trophy. It doesn't even reward them anything.

>>2432525
But Big Breakfast ha a singles match for belt at Mania. Thats a pretty big push

>>2433273
>big push
>not even any build up on the go home show
kek

It should have been a standard Battle Royal up until the final 4, which should have been Beeg, Mark Henry, and Kane (I know he isn't in it but still) with Braun who for whatever reason is down in the corner (maybe a bunch of guys ganged up)
Have a face off between the 3 guys who realise this is probably their last Mania, go back and forth between them trying and failing to eliminate each other, and when they realise they can't beat each other, have Braun come back and throw them all out, have the older 3 raise his hand and then officially announce their retirement on Raw the night after.
Works as a passing of the torch and Braun could use this momentum to go into at least a US title feud with Owen.

>>2433275
He's been on like 50/52 shows since winning. More than Roman or Seth

>>2433273

That doesn't make him better than me.

>>2431971
Hi /llsifg/!

>>2431971
off yourself piece of shit

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>>2431683
> he really has his finger on the PULSE of the crowd.
>he's just shooting down everyone in there.

>>2433853
Sup.

>>2433935
You first, insolent twat

>>2431603
>Sami wins.
>Steph is happy the winner is from ram
>Sami gets transfered to SD to build his push towards the IC title.

>>2431683
holly shit

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>>2433390
Owen Hart died bruh

>>2431603
My 4 picks are

BRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL ITS THE BIG SHOW
Sami Zayn
Mojo

I haven't watched wrasslin in 15 years, and I just started watching LU, so I figured I might as well take a look at what the wwe has going on. Where do I even start? Just watch Raw? Back when I watched it was Raw and Smackdown, now there's NxT, 205, Raw and SDL. Even though most fans tell me WWE is kinda bad right now, I feel like jumping in somewhere.

>>2435865
>watching Raw

It's pretty unanimous that Raw is absolute trash. Just stick with smackdown.

>>2435865
>>2435872
Also NXmeme will get on your nerves if you aren't a neckbeard. IT seems fun for like the first month you're watching it but gets old fast. 205live is an absolute joke too.

>>2431683
As pakistani i find this not funni. hope u throat get slit paki style then pig bitch u wont be laughing

>>2431683
THIS IS OFFENSIVE
PLS DELET THIS

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>>2432424
Is that when he blew out his shoulder on his way to the ring?

R U S E V C R U S H
(pls)

>>2432425
Found the homo

T H E
D R I F T E R
E L I A S
S A M S O N

>>2435882
it's more offensive to the victims/good taste than muslims.
whatever, stay mad.

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>>2437353
Are you ready for based drifter taking over the building?

>>2435806
aw fug

Brauns going to win it but I'd much prefer big show to win it and retire

WE GO HARD

>>2437938
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

>>2431676

Haha, Mojo was my prediction too. It came to me a few days when thinking about it. It would be a beautiful kick to the balls in what is going to be the shittiest Mania in recent memory.

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>>2437390
Shut the fuck up. Wrestlers don't go out with wins you grade A halfwit. People like you disgust me.