>dave meltzer will defend this >njpw marks will defend

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DDT does sports entertainment better than WWE.

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>>2423643

>>2423643
this so obviously DDT, i dont even watch that promotion but i can tell where this is from

this promotion had a match between Kenny omega and blowup doll

If not having this makes WWE a kids show then I'm fine with watching a kids show. What the fuck is wrong with shitty bingo karate wrestling? New Japan is gay as fuck.

>>2423643
>>2423643
>meltzer only likes japanese wrestling meme.

>>2423658
It's not from New Japan, jackass. It's from DDT, which is a parody of american sports entertainment promotions like WWE.

>>2423665
>parody

Yeah okay poofter.

DDT is based as fuck. If you can't deal with homo niggas doing comedy in matches, fuck you don't watch wrestling. At least DDT openly puts their fruits on the table and doesn't hide them in the back like Patterson, because wow, that worked well.

>>2423665
This is clearly NJPW. I bet you watched that live like oh my god what workrate. New Japan dorks have some explaining to do. It's like having a wall of anime posters wasn't gay enough, you homosexuals had to stoop to this.

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>The cards' matches tend to be a mixture of Japanese lucharesu (a mix of lucha libre and traditional puroresu), worked shoot-style, hardcore brawling and comedy matches. DDT is in many ways a parody of American pro wrestling, particularly WWE, using over-the-top gimmicks (most notably Danshoku Dino) as well as unique match types including a hardcore match in a campsite (which featured use of bottle rockets as weapons),
>an "Office Deathmatch" (where the ring was set up to resemble a section of an office building, complete with cubicle walls and computers),
>and a "Silence Match" (where wrestlers were forbidden to make loud noises, resulting in slow-motion chops and punches and featuring the commentary team speaking in a faux-whisper).

Why is DDT the greatest thing in professional wrestling, lads?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dramatic_Dream_Team

DDTs whole thing is being retarded, it's also how Kenny got started in Japan, him and some friends uploaded matches mimicking the style and challenged ibushi through it

>>2423643
Meltzer has autism

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>ywn dethrone Danshoku Dino for the GAY World Anal title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mKa-NEZurA

>>2423680
So ddt is new japans nxt. That doesn't make it any less gay.

>>2423683
Wow thank god I never actually gave new japan a chance. What a bunch of fags.

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>>2423684
>>2423671
>wrestling has to be super srs

Why do you hate fun?

>>2423683
>It's not gay it's a parody!

Fucking kek holy shit that's gay. Explain yourselves

>E Drones trying to act like the WWE isn't suspect.

>>2423701
Only a fag would find that fun and this is hilarious to be honest with you. All the new japan marks have been defending their shit product for ages like hey it's not gay. Ummm sure thing weebs.

Dude WEW is full of faggotry, Breeze dressed up as Nukki Bella last Tuesday.

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>>2423654
>this promotion had a match between Kenny omega and blowup doll
And yet you make a thread everyday about WWE viewers being drones. It's okay kid, I'm not a wrestling fan anymore

I love the "Japanese treat wrestling very seriously" meme. It's as hilarious as "the crowd is quiet cause they're respectful" one.

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>>2423715
>>2423703
>>2423697
>pretending to be 14 years old

>>2423719
I would hate to see what a new japan backstage brawl consists of. These geeks are clearly stuck in the fucking closet. I thought they just liked shitty wrestling but fuck I was wrong.

>>2423701
>that guy who got his fingers caught
ow

>>2423727
Oh look it's one of the gay wrestling drones. They need to get rid of Nakamura before he ruins one of based vince's shows by going back to his "roots"

>>2423643
Why should a promotion that is meant to be wrestling parody from the very beginning needs to be defended?
Are e-drones really this desperate to find an angle to attack anything not WWE? Just stick to the "Record Revenue" agenda and stop humiliating the Stamford wives even more.

>>2423742
I'm willing to put down $50 and bet you and OP are the same person. Your reason is that you wanted to make this exact post but needed a buildup. You are deanmark

>>2423746
Sorry I'm not. If I wanted to samefag, it's about whether Neville is a butterface or not.

>>2423742
That shows New Japan's true colors. Why would we ever want to try watching it now? You guys are into weird shit, that's cool nobodies judging you for stepping out of that closet. It's 2017 holmes.

>>2423753
Isn't this DDT though?

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>>2423759
He knows it's from DDT. He's just pretending to be retarded.

>>2423753
>>2423759
>>2423762
Samefag

>>2423672
>that one time they had a match literally decided by who won a fire pro match between the wrestlers

>>2423765
Try again homo

DDT is based as fuck, their kayfabe is the greatest thing in wrestling. They have serious matches which are GOAT tier then have Ibushi box his fat clone the next second. It's great.

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why is he so perfect, lads?

>>2423807
As much as he is very attractive, something about him creeped me out. Like he's a psycho, and would kill you during sex.

>>2423842
But it would be really good sex. And I would do anything for being able to fall asleep at least once on his abs.

THIS IS WRESTLING!
THIS IS WRESTLING!
FIGHT FOREVER!
FIGHT FOREVER!
THIS IS AWESOME!
THIS IS AWESOME!

DDT is the greatest fucking thing. Did they have the match on the train yet?

>>2423671
Notice how all of the E Drones are malfunctioning? Just wait until after sunday, desu

>>2424115
Pretty sure we won't see any gay sex on our shows so we'll be fine.

>>2423715
This isn't from New Japan

>>2424095
This isn't IWGP

Wrestling needs to embrace it and go full TV series.

The "entertainment athletic show" is stale as fuck.

>>2424120
You get three sexually questionable niggas wearing dildos on their heads and some shitty cat fighting divas that have to keep things PG. Don't get me started on how actually gay the Lesnar/Goldberg thing is man, this WM is a sham.

>>2424138
Yes but they aren't fucking.. yet so we're still good

>>2424138
SEETHING

>>2424143
Seething? Nah dude just mad at the WM card and current WWE in general. They became soft, stupid and predictable and I know they nearly monopolize wrestling in the states but if they keep having years like the last few, NJPW and ROH will rectify their shit.

>>2424169
>says he isn't seething
>then says he's SEETHING immediately after

>Getting worked by DDT
>Probably hasn't heard of Gachimuchi

>>2424185
when something is as much of a disappointment as WWE you should get mad.

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>>2423651
>DDT does sports entertainment better than WWE.
Bitch pls

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>>2424679

HUSTLE will always be THE Sports Entertainment promotion for me


Thank you, Based Nobuhiko "M. Bison" Takada

>anybody giving a shit about gook wrestling

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>>2424698

here's your cyanide laced kool aid, E Drone

bottoms up!

>>2424707
This segment with that fat bitch stuffing her face was revolting.

>>2424679
Well, we've still got Chikara, Kaiju Big Battel, and (on a marginally more serious note) Lucha Underground. So the seeds that HUSTLE planted are still growing.

>>2424725
dont forget Hoodslam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNcJe5-H6U

>>2423643
Sauce?

The mental gymnastics ITT are hilarious.

>KEK JAPAN MARKS ABSOLUTELY CHARGRILLED ITT