Vince is a piece of shit, lmao >As part of the Q&A segment,

>crying for losing your hair
Kek what a faggot

>Vince told Kurt out right "you're going bald" and told Kurt that his reason was because he was sick of looking at his receding hairline.
>Edge in a panic started saying to Kurt how he couldn't go bald because he grew his hair out to hide his ugly face.

jesus christ that's too funny

Worked into tears, fucking hell, that is savage.

But why would Edge not speak up about the hair v hair build-up for weeks if he didn't know he was 100% certain to win? Surely the baldie gets decided before you start the program?

>>2411966
of course the mindless, dumbass WWEDRONES will defend this

sheep, i tell ya!

>>2411972
Canadians

Bret once threatened suicide because Vince suggested he drop the pink from his attire

>>2411981
>But why would Edge not speak up about the hair v hair build-up for weeks if he didn't know he was 100% certain to win?

Probably assumed at first that Angle would lose since he was the heel (and had short receding hair anyway), and it makes sense for the heel to be ultimately embarrassed via a head shave for the crowd's entertainment

Vince is crazy, he hired a TV repairman when he couldn't hear anything on TV when the TV volume wasn't on and paid him $100

Eric Bischoff basically did the same thing to Rey Mysterio and his mask in WCW....had him stressing about being unmasked until just before his match with Eddie, when he was told he wouldn't lose his mask that night

Too bad Rey eventually was forced to unmask later on....

>Coachman runs some low-level sports gambling among the boys in the back, not high stakes just friendly shit
>Cops at Raw that night, Vince decides to fuck with Coach
>Convinces cops to "arrest" Coach for illegal gambling
>Taken in handcuffs into the back of the police car, crying and begging for help
>Vince finally stops them before the cops drive off

Vince gives no fucks because you can't rib him back.

>>2411966
This only makes me like Vince even more.

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>>2411966
>Edge in a panic started saying to Kurt how he couldn't go bald because he grew his hair out to hide his ugly face

Honestly, I don't blame him for getting upset

Imagine if he had this look while he was active on the roster

>Former WWE creative team member Dan Madigan recalled the story about an angle the company was creating for The Big Show. The gist of the angle was Big Show was going to eat a spiked burrito and he would later pass out in the ring.
>When this idea was run by Vince…well, it’s better to hear the quote from Madigan himself as he was talking to PWTorch editor, Wade Keller:
>“‘Burrito?! Who the hell knows what a burrito is?’ It was such a far concept. And everyone in the room goes, ‘Well, we know what a burrito is.’ And Vince goes, ‘Well, where the hell have I been? But, the funny thing is, every day at noon, Vince’s secretary would walk into the office — the writing room — with a burrito. It was a steak-wrap cut in half. And he would put ketchup on it. Every day, he was eating a burrito and not knowing what it was.”

>>2411999
its probably just some bullshit le funny story OP made up to get replies

if theres no source, call it bullshit

>One time in the early 90s, Vince and his wrestlers threw a party to end all parties. The year was 1992 and the company was under investigation for use of steroids. The company was about to introduce a strict drug policy, so Vince and his employees decided to have one last blow-off party at a strip club in San Antonio. Vince McMahon got wasted in the strip club and was in “party mode.” The Legion of Doom proceeded to perform their Doomsday Device finisher on their boss. They took a soft touch with the chairman. McMahon took it like a sport as he laughed, but Jim Neidhart wasn’t happy and thought the Hart Foundation could also do their move on the chairman, but more seriously.

>And so, along with Bret Hart, the duo performed the Hart Foundation finisher, in which Bret clotheslined McMahon right into the bar. What was McMahon’s reaction? He told Bret he owed him a drink.

Apparently this was the reason Vince had to get surgery on his neck later on.

Post the one where he BTFO Ryder.

>According to Jim Ross on The Ross Report, Vince McMahon was hesitant to hire Gail Kim due to the fact that she was Asian. Jim Ross convinced him to sign her not only because of her in-ring talent, but the fact that many men are attracted to Asian women and that there are lots of Asian porn sites on the internet, which could bring more viewers in to watch Kim. This apparently shocked Vince, who had no idea Asian porn sites existed.

>>2411996

Didn't he really lay it on thick as well, gave Coach a big speech about how disappointed he was, put a jacket on his head so he wouldn't "embarrass the company."

He's a cruel motherfucker for sure.

>>2411972
That shit takes like two years to grow out and drastically alters your appearance. It's a perfectly legitimate reason to be bummed about having to walk around looking like a retard for that long. Don't tell me you never regretted getting a different haircut or changing your facial hair.

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>>2412002

This is what makes the story hard to believe for me. Edge is a pretty handsome dude. At the very least he's not ugly. This story would kinda imply that Edge had some serious inferiority complex about his looks.

Anyway, I'm gonna post my favourite Vince anecdote that almost definitely is legit. From writer Dan Madigan about See No Evil:

>I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, “We’ve got a little problem here.” This call is from Australia. I said, “What’s the problem?” He goes, “Vince has a suggestion about the movie.” I said, “Well, it’s his movie.” He goes, “Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long.” I thought there was a connection problem, I said “Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?” He goes, “Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.” So I sat there, I go, “Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good.” In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

>The great thing about having your own movie studio is being able to provide creative input into all the movies, even if you’re not the director or writer. That’s what Vince McMahon (nearly) did when Kane was starring in the horror movie, See No Evil, which was released in 2006. According to former WWE creative team member Dan Madigan, the movie’s director Gregory Dark called him with a problem.

>“He goes, ‘Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three-feet long.’ I thought there was a connection problem. I said, ‘Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?’ He goes, ‘Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three-feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.’"

>>2411966
Edge is such a pussy

>>2412091
Fucking based. And neckbeards actually think he'll push fatsuka

>>2412125
I think this seals the fact that Vince is gay and he probably turned out Shawn Michaels.

>>2411983
What's there to defend or not defend? it's just astory get a fucking chill pill smarky.

>>2412125
>This is really not good.” In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.
what's the right movie for this?

>>2412125
I can only imagine his disappointment at Guardians of the Galaxy.

"Hey Dave, it's Vince good job getting the role of Drax -

"Uhh thanks Vince I've waited a long time to get a role like th-"

"So their gonna make you run around naked and show off your massive green alien PENIS right?"

"N, no Vince I dont think that wo-"

"SHOW THEM YOUR ALIEN COCK YOU HORSE HUNG SON OF A BITCH!"

*hangs up*

>>2412242
I remember listening to a shoot interview where the guy said yeah, big blue dave has a huge wang, but his balls are actually far more impressive.

>>2412225

I think Vince is just the most bisexual man ever. He likes his women to be big titted blonde bimbos and his men to be hyper masculine musclebound studs.

>>2412074
Vince loves being manhandled, and loves fighting with dudes backstage. It's a weird thing about Vince, he actually respects you more if you stand up to him and take him down.

>>2412271
He always wanted to be a wrestler and "one of the boys", but his dad never let him, so if you treat him that way he loves you

Based mik mahan

>>2412271
So he is a power bottom?

Bruce Prichard told a story about how he and pat Patterson were gone nig to put massive lawn statues all over Vince's driveway and yard to the point where he wouldn't have been able to get in as they would block the doors. Vince was on vacation and Florida and somehow caught wind. He threatened their lives and they didn't do it even though they already paid to rent the statues.

>Edge in a panic started saying to Kurt how he couldn't go bald because he grew his hair out to hide his ugly face.

Fuck I spit out my raviolis

>>2412073

It's real; it's from a Q&A that Angle did in the UK in 2015

>>2412361
Chef Boyardee? Based.

Vince is such a fucking badass.

Vince is the man.

>>2411996

BWAHAHAHA this really happened?

There's some old story I think bret hart told it about Vince getting wasted at the strip club with all the boys and going back to the hotel and telling the attendant at the desk to give him Ric Flairs room key because dammit I'm Vince McMahon and they went up and drank all flairs booze and took turns pissing on flairs bed

>July 2008, day of GAB PPV
>Vince calls a meeting with personnel about plans for WWE to go to PG.
>Nexus' Michael Tarver stands and asks Vince a question
>Vince: "Excellent question, Shelton"

This isn't real I was there and that didn't happen.

>>2413965
Sup Adam!

>>2413890
Yep Coach confirmed it and it was in WWE storytime

>tfw we will never know what really happened in The Plane Ride From Hell

>>2411988
Shit, If I had Vince money I would've tossed it out and gotten a new one.

>>2413890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2O840fM-Mk

>>2411996
IIRC Owen Hart led The Godwinns' pigs into Vince's office.

>>2413984
Oh my God........I have GOT to start watching this show HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2413984
Seeing as they ripped off The Ricky Gervais Show, they may as well make each episode a roundtable discussion between a few guys. It would be far more entertaining than listening to one dude talk to the camera.

>>2411966
top kek
based vince
based kurt

>>2411988
KEK

>>2411972
Bro this took five years to get where i wanted my hair to be I'd be all sorts of emotional.
Cause you gotta factor it might never grt to be this length again because of whatever age i might be and if i can grow it out its going to take figuratively forever for it to get just below my shoulders.
If anything edge handled it better than i would.
I wouldve caused a scene and vince would probably decide a rib was now a shoot.

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>>2412242
stop having fake conversations with yourself, you retarded faggot

The Andre stories are disgusting.

>>2415395
The poop one?

The hating niggers are ok.

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>>2411972
>>2412116
>Don't tell me you never regretted getting a different haircut or changing your facial hair.

...you realize you're in /asp/ right? 80% of the population here is literal obese hermit losers that literally stopped trying to live a normal life in society.

>>2412241
The Marine would've been a box office smash if Cena hung dong

From a recent interview Freddie Prinze Jr said that Vince doesn't know about most mainstream things and pop culture.

According to Prinze, the man behind the villainous Mr. McMahon character on WWE programming has little exposure to the world of entertainment outside of his own corner of it. Apparently, McMahon even questioned why Prinze would chose to watch anything other than WWE programming in his downtime.
"I used to call him Robo-Vince and he goes, 'what does that mean?' because he [has] never seen anything but wrestling. I'm like, 'you've never seen RoboCop? Of course not! You didn't see Scarface or you would have known Razor Ramon is plagiarism!'" Prinze recalled, "I was watching a Richard Pryor set on the sweet WWE jet one time just to kind of unwind and relax. And we're flying back to White Plains [New York] and he literally is like, 'why don't you have on WrestleMania?' I'm like, 'Vince, I just want to laugh' [and McMahon replied] 'well, we have Santino'. I'm like, 'great, I love Santino [but] that's not Richard Pryor!'"

>>2416839
autism

>>2416849
He really is when you hear that shit about him

A alpha autist

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>>2413989
Yep, and then this happened...

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>>2416773
To this day I'm STILL mad about him nixing Paul Burchill's pirate gimmick, not realizing the Pirates of the Caribbean craze around that time (or how over the gimmick was with the crowd)

>>2411972
he has a pretty nice hair, though