>2 years in the US and still can't pronounce something

>>2405438
Kana a CUTE

>>2405438
It's clear that she isn't even trying anymore. No way is she ever getting called up, she's a disaster

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>>2405445
I'd rather watch her murder jobbers on NXT anyway

And Sashit cant even pronounce "me" or say WWE correctly

>>2405438
Asukas broken English is genuinely part of her appeal now, I find it to be very funny imo.

>>2405468
Thankfully most fans don't think like a virgin weeb with yellow fever

>>2405484
Except the fans love her.

>>2405445
what if Tajiri is her manager

Japs are too prideful to learn English just like frogs.

They won't publicly admit it but internally they are that close-minded.

Heavy accents are one thing and perfectly normal but not even learning basic phrases and words is just ridiculous.

That japanese promo she cut was awesome

>>2405490
NXT fans do, i.e virgin weebs

>>2405514
Asuka is just an egomaniac. Nakamura is putting a lot of effort into his English and it shows

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>>2405438
>when asuka starts screaming in japanese

5 star promo.

>>2405484
>not liking yellows
I'm sitting hear diamonds for her Smackkek debut after WM.

>>2405546
Good for Japan but she was in the U.S.

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I love watching cute Japanese girls struggle to speak English. I hope WWE signs Hikaru Shida next.

2:17:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J118fin_O5U

>>2405621
>Asuka will never scream in Japanese at your penis
Why live?

>>2405652
>not understanding context and emotion

The way Asuka was screaming should have been enough to convey she wants to fuck Ember Moon up. Didn't need to understand a word. Your standard foreign heel promo.

>>2405644
Never going to happen

>>2405696
it's happening, screenshot this

cuck

>ywn plant your seed inside Asuka

Fate is cruel.

>>2405490
Cringe

>Never saw an Asuka match ever
I can already tell you she will be over with the hordes of weebs.

>They are signing more

>KAWAI ASUKA CHAN SOGOIAAA~

keep them in nxmeme pls

>>2405663
Hideous

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You see, Naomi? This is how you make a hip attack look painful.

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>>2405710

>>2405732
Asuka's ass is all bone and saggy. Naomi's ass is all muscle and plump. Of course bone would hurt more.

>>2405732
With a bony ass of course there is no cushion

>>2405438
It's on purpose.

>>2405860
Why would she effectively cripple her own career prospects on purpose?

>>2405870
I think he means - why would you remove one of the things that's important for her as a character. She is Japanese, everyone knows that, it's part of her gimmick. She will NEVER speak English as well as someone else, even her Japanese is hard to understand for majority of Japanese, cause she has heavy accent from Osaka.

She will never be able to put emotion in English promos, let her sell matches with Japanese promos and be silent asskicker in the ring. Just sometime shouting in japanese.

>>2405710
>>2405774
>wanting to plant your seed in a 40 year old asian woman
It's like you actually want to raise an autistic school shooter.

>>2405663
Based hika

Vince is just building her up so she can put over the next hot blonde. Asuka will never see the main roster. Vince has a few requirements for that and speaking English is at the top of the list.

>>2406250
She's being built up to put over the next Naomi

>>2406254
I like Naomi but as good as she is, Moon is even better.

>>2406254
Maybe, I like ember moon but I have zero faith in Vince choosing her over a blonde hottie. I'm leaning towards them building ember up to be a credible threat to asuka then jobbing her to strengthen asuka run until she gets jobbed to vince's next top girl.

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I don't know who I'm jealous of in this video.

Nxt women's marches get better ppv slots and more crowd support than main roster with minimal promos.

WWE managed to ruin a simple concept like Bayley, Asuka should never come up.

>>2406642
Don't worry she won't. Vince hates her.

>>2405774
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

>>2406772
Based Vince

>>2406772
Don't worry. Vince dies and Triple H takes over, who loves her.

>>2407041
By the time Vince dies Asgooka will also be six feet under after a heart attack

>>2407041
Vince has at least 5-10 years left minimum

>>2405438
JUST
UST
ST
T

>>2407048
5 years maybe, I highly doubt his body has 10 years left.

>>2405438

As long as she kicks people in the head real good she can mispronounce words all damn day. As an English teacher you have to understand this language makes NO FUCKING SENSE grammatically.

Who is more disliked on /asp/
Asuka or Becky?

>>2408252
alternate phrasing, who is more bashed on /asp/?

>>2408255
hopefully fatsuka

>>2408252
Dicky Lynch

>>2408255
everyone adores becky

>>2408252
Asgooka

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>native English speaker for ~30 years
>still can't pronounce something as basic as "declare"

>>2408255
>>2408252
why would they be bashed?

>>2408278
They're both horrible, ugly and the epitome of reddit cancer. Asgooka is worse tho

>>2408288
Becky is literally a man, isn't that worse?

>>2408278
jealous souls

>>2408291
No because men > women

>>2408294
but men pretending to be women?

>>2408291
how did no one notice becky is an actual tranny before now?

>>2408252
They have fanbases

>>2408252
Definitely Flabsuka

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>>2408288
bex is gorgeous you prick

>>2408232
this

>>2408291
>>2408294
Did I miss something since Monday?

>>2408232
Asgooka can't fake kick for shit

>>2408309
10/10

>>2408309
Sure, if you're into the man face sort of thing.

>>2408309
If you're a gay male.

>>2408288
>>2408304
why does only asuka get these nicknames?

>>2408320
she doesn't have one

>>2408323
Cuz she is the worst

>>2408309
It's a man, baby!

>>2408299
Good question.

>>2408309
You're not winning any arguments with that pic of a cross dressing Tyler Breeze.

>>2408309
Does Becky still have a cock or is that all gone?

>>2408335
kek
tranny lynch btfo

>>2408323
>>2408252
>>2408255
The thing is, Asuka is mocked on /asp/ because she is beloved by smarks, Dave Meltzer and has been insanely successful in her NXT run. Being Asian also doesn't help with so many bitter racists on here. It's mostly just bretcuck being a fag though.

However, you'd think Becky wouldn't get so much hate because she's been absolutely irrelevant in WWE and is mostly the underdog. But she is also beloved by reddit, so she's also an easy target.

>>2408337
Gone

>>2408357
Fuck, would have been amazing if that fell out of her trunks in a match

>>2408354
>NXMeme
>successful
Kek she's even less relevant than becketty

>>2408291
do u know what "literally" means bro

>>2408367
I don't care how progressive or liberal you think you are, but you're still biologically a man even if you surgically remove your penis.

>>2408354
Smarks hate Asuka because she's a boring cunt that's killed the division she's in by being shoved down everyone's throats. Only a small minority of weebs like her

>>2408354
becky will never recover from yesterday, on /asp/ anyway

I think both are super easy to mock appearance wise

>>2405438
Who gives a shit when she can throw brutal looking kicks like that?
She gets over with her ring work and while in the men's division she'd be a solid mid-carder at best in the women's it's enough for her to be top tier.

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>>2408373
the fuck has any of that got to do with Becky?

>>2408380
Her kicks are shit. That little cutie was just a great seller

>>2408385
any excuse right?

>>2408374
>killed the division
>not half of the roster being called up to raw and smackdown

yeah, nah. you're a twonk.

>>2408323
becketty?

>>2408390
There was still talent left behind but they forced asgooka on us instead

>>2408388
Face the facts

>>2408392
like who

>>2408373
yet she's in the women's division
checkmate

>>2408392
Asuka, Nikki and Ember Moon are the only legit talent on NXT right now. The rest are just models playing wrestlers. You might think she's forced because she's not your waifu, but Asuka is over as fuck on NXT and in the IWC, and has recently been praised by Triple H.

>>2408397
PeyPey and Liv

>>2408404
>asgooka whored herself out in gravure to make some extra pennies
>not a model playing wrestler

>>2408406
Liv is terrible, and Peyton/Billie have been on TV far more than Asuka

>>2408409
This logic is suspect.

>>2408383
Oh boy someone is behind the times.

>>2408404
The handful of fat fucks from reddit that circlejerk over her are irrelevant in the big picture. Asuketty gets crickets from the actual paying customers that want to see real talent like kairi and io show up

>>2408383
Oh, dear. You didn't hear about the recent news did you?

>>2408420
The idea that Asuka only has a tiny fanbase but two people from Stardom apparently somehow have legions of fans clambering for them is hilarious

>>2408412
Liv is cute as fuck and that's all that matters. She will be a star

>>2408422
>>2408417
No I haven't, I wasn't on the board this week.
What is it...?

>>2408420
>NXT crowd pops ands chants for her (Asuka City, Asuka's Gonna Kill You)
>got a huge pop for her entrance and win in her main roster debut in Madison Square Garden

Now I know you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>2408424
Not legions yet but they will very soon. Both surpass JUSTka in every way. There is literally no reason to even keep her around after april

>>2408436
Asuka is hotter than either of them, that's a reason

>>2408437
Pls be troll. Not even the most virginal weeb thinks this

>>2408376
>two hot chicks
>easy to mock
only by a trll

>>2408445
they're nightmarish. becketty is at least part of the human race but asgooka...wew

>>2408445
a man and a moon

>>2408422
which news?

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>>2408453
agree with ya mate, asuka's sexiness is beyond human.

>>2408383
Why is her jaw so big?

>>2408425
She can't do anything

>>2408252
Neither are disliked at all. Only maybe one person bashes each and they're just a geek troll everyone ignores.

>>2408288
Becky's the prettiest woman in WWE

I thought she said head

>>2408463
seconded

>>2408274
AT THE ROYAL WUMBLE.........*panic face*

>>2408501
She said hate because she's a fucking idiot and botched the word fate

>>2408539
I guarantee her English is better than your Japanese.

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>>2408498
this

>>2408545
Because her fat ass has had nearly two years to fail at it. Give me six months and I'd be better at Japanese than she is English

>>2408546
Is she hotter than Asuka?

>>2408558
Easily. As is everyone

>>2408549
lol the fucking state of anti-Asuka shitters

Guarantee her ass looks better than yours too, gayboy.

>>2408546
Dicky Lynch

>>2408546
>>2408498
Someone let him know, for his own sake

>>2405577
Nakamura already spoke english before NXT. He just has a thick accent and lisp

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>>2408469

>>2408566
Faggot

>>2408631
You're still wrong.

>>2408496
lol

>>2408373
This

>>2405438
You are aware that english is the hardest language to learn especially for asians due to their inability to do the r's and l's and the fact we have so many words that sound the same and sometimes spelled the same like polish and polish "pollish and poleish" its understandable that its taking that long to learn english

>>2408469
Because he's a MtF tranny.

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>>2408849
Look at this NERRRRD

>>2408496
>i-it's just one guy
The STATE of weebs

>>2409528
find me more than one person that doesn't like becky with legitimate reasons

>>2408428
she is...i mean he was

>>2409537
is what?

>>2408422
What news?

What does the autist OP have against Asuka? He makes like 7 threads a day to bash her

>>2409554
It's not one guy

>>2409554
She's shit

>>2409537
How did her fans and detractors take the news?

>>2409561
It's obviously one obsessed guy.

/asp/ is top 5 one of the worst boards on this entire website.

You manchildren have really outdone yourselves.

>>2408615
A mighty jaw

>>2409741
aww little weeb gonna cry?

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>random dude that knows only one language
>criticizing foreigner for learning a second

>>2409741
It's pretty much a worse version of /b/ with mandrama.

>>2409921
My job doesn't require knowing a second language unlike hers

>>2409741
So?

>>2409933
Her job also doesn't require her to learn a second language, numb nuts

>>2410139
If she wants to be anything more than jobber on Raw then it does

>>2405507
I want this to be a thing now. Would be a great mixed tag. 2nd best jap wrestler ever next to muta

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>you will never teach Asuka engrish

Why does this board dislike Asuka so much?

>>2410733
They don't. It's literally just one guy

>>2410745
I don't dislike her I just don't understand worshipping a woman wrestler who isn't anything out of the ordinary.

>>2409933
You don't have a job.

>>2410142
>implying you even need to be able to speak period to get a push on RAM

bbygrrrl

>>2411049
I don't like her I just don't understand shitting on a woman wrestler who isn't anything out of the ordinary.

>>2411092
Most people on here aren't shitting on her. They are stating the obvious that she doesn't speak English and to women's wrestling standards she is fat as fuck(i think she's alright looking not really into Asians) and that equates to zero success on the main roster. Vince has zero tolerance for chicks he can't put in a storyline or even a photo shoot. She is dead on arrival.

>>2411105
'kay

>>2411107
It is the truth though. Shitpost all you want it doesn't change the fact that Vince hates assuka

>>2411113
'kay

>>2411117
How many anime posters do you have on your wall?

>>2411105
>fat as fuck

Blind or insane?

>Vince has zero tolerance for chicks he can't put in a storyline

kek it's so cute you think Vince actually gives a shit about storylines or women

>ember boon so terrible at promos that fucking asuka has to do them

just drop the title to nikki or peyton

>>2405438
English is hard

[spoiler]I was there and i thought she said hate as well[/spoiler]

>>2411131
Imagine being worked this hard by one word.

>>2411489
nice spoiler anon

>>2405514
They're just too ashamed to practice it. They spend years learning it but because they're very afraid of failure they won't use it.

The Japanese promo was cooler than anything she could've said in English.

>>2411142
Name one woman that's been pushed that has all of Asuka's weaknesses. You can't, because it doesn't happen. Vince still looks for certain qualities

>>2405467
Link?

>>2411562
But she did use it and failed miserably. Your theory dies. ON A SINGLE, SIMPLE WORD.

>>2411562
if youre too afraid to fuck up you´ll forever be a failure

>>2408291
Futa is great so no

>>2411711
Which is exactly what asgooka is

>>2411631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdF9l4cQEE4

can we say tozawa is the best of the recent jap acquisitions wwe made? he puts more energy consistently in his matches and speaks better english.

>>2409561
It is one guy. You can even see the samefagging in this thread.

He's been doing it for a good few weeks now. He does that about wrestlers occasionally. He'll swap out to someone else in a couple of weeks.

Before that, Asuka was almost unanimously liked in /asp/ (as she still is) but the autist didn't post in literally every thread he could yet. He'll move on soon.

The Roman threads and ironic shitposting? Same guy.

>>2410733
It is one dude. Read the posts that supposedly dislike her. It's a blatant samefag.

There might be one or two more people who dislike her, but most of the posts are one guy.

>>2411620
Nia Jax is morbidly obese and can't wrestle or talk.

She's being pushed.

Your move.

>>2405438
Just give her a decent manager who can speak for her and book her as the female Lesnar.

Problem solved.

>>2408593
As an English teacher in Japan, I can tell yo Nakamura's English is pretty damned good. He can even understand and communicate with Australians, which is a feat unto itself.

>>2411905
To my knowledge he reads and writes English without any trouble. It's really just his thick accent that makes him hard to understand

>>2411872
More like unanimously not cared about

>>2411876
>''pushed''
>already getting 50/50 booking with the horsies
She can wrestle and talk a hell of a lot better than asuka too

>>2411901
There are no decent managers in wwe besides Heyman and he flops with anyone that isn't Brock. The fans wouldn't accept this trash being booked like Brock anyway, she isn't good enough

>>2405484
Dude WTF?? Remember the "you talk too much" the "okey, okey, okey, okey"

>>2412212
That was all super cringe and made everyone uncomfortable

>>2412216
butthurt

>>2413495
>bumping a dead thread
I'm in your head rent free