Is this the most boring setup for Mania in history? I'm running down the list of obvious shit:
>Lesnar beats Goldberg
>Roman retires Taker
>Seth beats Haitch
>Cena and Nikki beat The Miz and Maryse
>Joe beats Sami (preshow I assume)
Nobody gives a shit about either of the women's championships, both Raw and Smackdown have the worst tag team champions possible heading into Mania, the best wrestler in the entire company is being wasted on Shane McMahon, and >cruiserweights
What am I supposed to be excited for, /asp/? I'm not watching Mania just to see a Canadian fatass beat up a Canadian dad for the United States Championship. Shit's fucking depressing.
>the best wrestler in the entire company is being wasted on Shane McMahon
Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there, slugger. It'll be a few WMs yet before Roman is coronated after retiring Shane.
>Fatty beats the Goat
Boring Corbin beats Deanetty
>Aj beats Shane
The club beats the other 2 teams
>The Usos beat Americuck Alpha
Austin beats elfking
>Thiccy James beats Bliss and the other wymin
Bayley beats other wymins
>Brown Strongman wins Andre battle no one gives a shit royal
>>2400533
>Seth beats Haitch
>Implying Haitch won't bury Seth
Didn't watch Haitch's promos? He's missing the spotlight for real and when he got creative control over his character, circa 2003, the reign of terror began
>>2400618
>Roman retires Taker
>Roman retires Lesnar
>Roman retires Cena
>Roman retires AJ Styles
>Roman retires HHH
>mfw the next 5 Wrestlemania's
>>2400607
>Thiccy James
Since when is Mickie thick you retard?
>>2400648
there's literally a thread about her in all her thiccy goodness >>2400571
Wrestlemania is two weeks away and their is zero anticipation.
Wrestlemania hasn't had a good build-up since 30.
And that was only because WWE couldn't tell the trash story it wanted.
>>2400533
A lot of this seems like it would be a lot more interesting if people didn't constantly spoil themselves on wrestling boards and forums so often
>>2400831
He said, while posting on a wrestling board.
>>2400533
le ebig shovelman vs friggin faggot is gonna be good
everything else is shit and i hate it
>>2400618
Feels bad for Seth. He could be something if it wasn't for terrible booking and now that the audience is finally getting behind him, Gaytch's ego will kill his momentum.