smAckdown gAmethread #3

>>2399114
Muh

Corbin owned by Deannetty again. Corbin will be out of the company in about a year.

Can't wait for the forklift match at Wrestlemania

>>2399114
dick

Goddamn, Maryse as a brunette.

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>>2399114

>forklift
>symbolism

What in the fuck is JBL talking about?

BASED BIG HOG ELLSWROTH

>>2399114
Que buena papi

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>Smackdown won in the first 30 minutes, everything else is just the cherry on top

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT

Very Solid show so far.

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>yfw Based Drifter vs. AJ to shit on the Nakamura Smarks

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>>2399114

>>2399145
How many cherries will they keep stacking?

inb4 Toretto was just pretending to betray his friends

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>>2399114

Jesus Christ!

How will Nikki ever be able to come back from this?

rumor on twitter is when dean first showed up on the forklift he lobbed a turd into the ring before the camera finna saw it ya seethin pinhead

>>2399143
I can't wait until he gets another program, he's a lot of fun.

>>2399114
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp

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who here /SMACKCHAD/ ?

Never smoke weed and drink

BEYOND RAW!

>It's a chadown wins again episode

RAM is crap

>>2399135
That would be fun as fuck desu.

>empty warehouse
>Deanetty and Corbin play bumper cars with forklifts
>first one to get impaled loses

>>2399140
he meant the visibility of the corbin/ambrose match is being elevated

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>>2399114

>>2399130
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/network/vue/channels/

$30/mo. if you're broke.

Is it common practice in the US for commercials to call out their competition by name? Shit never happens in Norway..

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>>2399114
DAMN

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>Corbin tries to kill Dean
>Dean happily gives him a wrestlemania match and ONE dirty deeds as punishment, the match isn't even a street fight or anything

You can't tell me they aren't making sure Dean doesn't over as fuck again

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>tfw can't pull off visor

When the rosters get shaken up I think Paige should be traded to Smackdown to manage Corbin.

That would put some asses in seats. Those two would be a draw together.

>>2399165
First one to get impaled wins

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>2399152
Enough to make a cherry pie

>>2399174
Based Smack has attempted murder every episode

>>2399134
WHAT IS THE LONELY LUPINE DARREN BORKIN DOING IN THE IMPACTZONE??

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be honest, /smack/.

When was the last time you spoke to a woman outside of your mother or sister?

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You just know that next week will have a segment with Cena/Nikki imitating Miz/Maryse.

Who high as fuck here

>>2399170
No only phone companies do that shit.

Smackdown is good because it's only two hours for the ADHD autistics

how many people from outside of USA are here?

i'm from argentina, nobody follows WWE here :(

>>2399159

A plus player here

>>2399181
An hour ago

so is mamamia gone now?

>>2399155
she can't

retire

>mfw maryse mocks nikki by doing her little entrance twirl during their match at wrestlemania

>>2399181
Everyday at work.

>>2399181
other day on tinder

>>2399178
Everybody wins

>>2399181
My girlfriend about two hours ago.

>>2399181
The same basic bitch every week

>>2399186
IMPLYING MY AUTISM DOESNT WANT CONSTANT FEED OF WRASTLING

>>2399181
Two hours ago.

And considering its 2am over here, you know..

>>2399181
What's with those K.K. Slider eyebrows?

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>>2399182
>Nikki coplay as Maryse

my body is ready

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Can somebody /TwoSweet/ me here??

>>2399183
I just took five 10mg edibles. I'll be /420blazeitfagit/ in about 45 minutes.

Cringe

Randy graying a bit

;_;

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>>2399181
my grandma

KINO

>>2399190
Brazil here, hermano, watching on Fox Sports too?

>>2399198
I love the fact everytime somebody else does the twirl they do it much better

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>>2399181
Roomate walked in 10 minutes ago so then.

SPOOPY

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>>2399210
too sweet babe

>>2399181

I spoke to a female teller for a few minutes last week while depositing some money

K I N O

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>SPOOKY MUSIC

Based Big Red Erick is back and has cloning powers

Fucking based chett chetterfield.
Woo crispy

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>Mind Games Segment

>>2399205
y'know, it's uh, y'know, it is what it (sniff) is, y'know

Is this a gay porno

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SPOOPY

>>2399210
\m/

IVE SEEN A FEW PORNO THAT START THIS WAY

>>2399170
Like>>2399185 said.

These two phone companies have been targeting each other over the last few.months. I've also seen Pepsi do it to coke a couple of years ago.

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>Sami Posters

>>2399210
\m/ Too hootski bubba

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>>2399210

>AJ Styles, Randy Orton, and Baron Corbin are borderline criminals

>have marquee Wrestlemania matches

What did Smackdown mean by this?

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>An army of anti-bull rangers

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>>2399210

that's a lot of erick rowans

GANGBANG

>woo
crispy
>woo
tangy
>woo
honey mustard

Kino as fuck

>>2399234
Earlier tonight someone called out Netflix as well. Seems like weird practice to me, is all

>>2399238
HOOT there it is! HOOT there it is!

SHEEP

>dad walks in the room

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>>2399210
always down for a /2sweet/

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The fuck am I watching?

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>Bray's gonna lose this feud at Mania

>>2399181
a long time ago. I don't work a job that has any female employees. It kind of sucks

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>doing this fucking singing again

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SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE AN HD IMAGE OF THIS WITH A BRAZZERS LOGO!

What is happening with anything

This is Bray's highest power level we have ever seen.

He never (not once) tapped into the power of sister abigail.
He has reached a power level ABOVE the time when be harnessed Undertaker and Kane's power.

This is scary.
Bray will demolish randy at mania.

>>2399185
>>2399234

Miller Lite has done it against Bud Light pretty regularly, especially when Bud Light had the NFL cans.

What just happened on my TV screen

WHAT IN THE FACK IS GOING ON

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>his one flaw was a building

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>tfw protagonist attacks main villains base, but it just makes him stronger

>>2399161
Fuck that, Drink then smoke weed in that order.

OH SHIT PLEASE TELL ME THIS MEANS AN ERICK ROWAN RETURN

>>2399217
indeed :)

brazil at least has a UFC tradition which is nice.

i pay the sports pack only for WWE and the F1.

>>2399258
cringe

>tfw all they had to do was go to a black metal show and grab a random guy to write a better segment for this story

>>2399259
Get a clue

5 HOURS

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spoopy as fuck

>>2399261
BASED MILLER LITE

>wyatt has a female inside him

does that mean he's a tranny?

>>2399181
who dat

>>2399268
Beer before grass you're on your ass. Grass before beer you're in the clear.

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>They let Bray appear before his match at Wrestlemania.

Why?

>>2399268
Never drink weed and smoke alcohol anon. Shit is gonne fuck you up.

>>2399260
Well, the Taker-Kane siphoning sort of petered out without any appreciable difference, which was a damned shame.

>>2399288
XD

if they killed randy right there, bray wouldnt have to defend his title :~)

Will Bray Wyatt finally be future endeavored after Wrestlemania?

>tfw wasnt planning to watch Wrestlemania because no RuRu, AJ v Shane and the main events
>local sports bar announces that they'll be hosting a viewing party
>friends who are puro marks invite me to go

Atleast it'll be less shitty if I watch it with friends, right?

>>2399288
Because Vince will not allow anyone to be as strong as Taker. Ever.

>>2399170
Happens all the time with cellphone, beer and cable TV/satellite TV companies.

>>2399294
>Why doesn't anyone bring a gun to a streetfight

who /jerkin'/ here?

ALL THIS FUCKING DELICIOUS FOOD ADS AND I'M A POOR FAG REEEEEE

>>2399268
If you cant do both, doesnt matter which you start and continue throughout the night then you're a little bitch. Same goes for if you decide to be an idiot and smoke cigs i did for 2 years getting drunk, high and chain smoking boggies were some of the best none sex none hallucinogenic experience feelings ive had.

LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S TYLER!!!

my sides

CONTRACT

FOR AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH


RAW IS FUCKING AWFUL

WEW

...what the fuck??

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>NIKKI BREEZE

>>2399210
\m/

BASED FUCKING GAY COPS

Would you /asp/?

RIP Tyler Breeze

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DAD ENTERS TO MY ROOM

Fucking CRINGE wyatt segment . Brays voice is instant cringe , tell me guys why does a Kino wrestler like Orton ruin himself like this ?

>>2399304
Yep to Tyler

>>2399296
Watching shitty movies is fun with friends so I imagine it's the same way with shitty wrestling

>Dad comes in now

Nikki getting shit on hard.

SHOTA BREEZE HAS HAPPENED

BASED GAY COPS

Is this mock Cena night

>inb4
>anon's dad walk in

THICC

MARYSE VS TYLER

Who did Nikki better?

>>2399296

and you get to have wings too

That's a career ender

>>2399271
LOL, I got Fox Sports for WWE too. How are the argentinian commentators? I can get original audio on my TV, but through Fox Play on my computer I only get the brazilian commentators, but they are pretty based tbqh

Also, people who follow WWE in Brazil are for a great part marks, and the few smarks actually like Roman and other shit Vince forces down our throats

Based Homosexual Law Enforcers

>>2399258
""""funny"""joke"""

I'm a literal faggot and I think this shit is too gay.

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>BREEZE BTFO OF MARYSE AND NIKKI

APPLEDOUGH

Holy fucking shit its Tyler

>those Nikkis

Is Tyler /ourguy/?

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SMACK FUCKING WINS!!!

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the fuck?

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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MY FUCKING DICK

>>2399320
my dads watching and laughing

tell your dad to take the stick out of his ass

WHO /JOJO/ HERE

FANDANGO FOR JOJO LEONE

Tyler breeze gives no fucks and I love it

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>Nikki Breeze and Gay Fandango
>Vs. Big Match Jhon

>>2399313
>>2399313
>>2399313
NEW

>>2399313
>>2399313
>>2399313
NEW

>>2399313
>>2399313
>>2399313
NEW

So...Cena and Nikki demolish tag teams now???

>>2399320
Did he say you were a Faggot

>Tyler doesn't come out as the Banker

Meh

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holy lel
******

BASED TYLER SMACK JUST SHUT DOWN RAW FOR 2 YEARS

>>2399320
REST IN PEAS

>adoptive parent walks in

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>Fashion Police Segment

>Breeze being even more of a trap

WTF I love Tyler Breeze now

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>dad walks in
Helo

>>2399306
Post your address m9. I'll order you a pizza.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TRANNIES MUST BE SEEETHING

>2 people tonight have worn Nikki's outfit who are not Nikki

>>2399339
Breeze and Fandango? Yeah, same.

>>2399354
>not even 200 posts

GR4

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WHAT THE FUCK.
I honestly have never laughed this much at an episode of Smackdown or Raw in my life.
I can't stop laughing.
This is 10/10 entertainment!

>>2399320
but this ain't raw, there's no New Day here.

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>booing Big Match John

fucking virgins

HAHAHA

>>2399354
Fuck off nigger, it's too early

>>2399366
Henlo ugly

>>2399321
Sami Zayn?

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>Big Match John Segment

Mom walked in, I couldn't explain

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>>2399345

Don't you mean /ourgirl/?

>>2399324
Figures. I went and watched WM31 with same friends at the same bar and I was able to enjoy even though it was shit

tfw rawtist

TRAPS BTFO

> Cena's fucking face looking at Nikki breeze
Classic

CHYNA

>Breezy Bella

HOLLY FUCKIN KEK

Tyler confirned new Chyna

So which one's the real Nikki?

>>2399367
I appreciate the offer senpai but I fear getting doxxed

>Forced to do drag

IT'S CHYNA

I'm seein double here

FOUR Nikki Bellas!

Breeze looks better than nikki WWE WHAT R U DOING MAIN ?

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>Breezy Bella

I just don't know what is happening any more

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JBL SAID CHET!

BASED SMACK!

SRW SHOUTOUT

Gonna need some caps of Trans Tyler

I must be seeing double. 8 Bella's!

>>2399457
underrated

>>2399424
>Forced

CHET

CHET CHETTERFIELD NAME DROP

Also holy fuck Tyler Breeze burried hard.

I miat be seeing double, 16 Bellas!!

>5 moves of doom

What a horrible ending

>yfw Cena is actually hugging Tyler right now...
He's been fooled

>>2399369
Sauce me fampai.

wow that was fucking trash

Still better than RAW

>>2399482

I know. It started out so fucking cool and then just devolved into CenaAndNikkiWinLol

I would immediately request a release from contract

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HNNNNNG MELLA incoming

I'M LITERALLY SEETHING

I HOPE NIKKI GET A LIFE THREATENING INJURY IN HER MATCH

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Where is bliss?

Did Tyler just attack Nikki?

> 3 Nikkis in one night

now do this with Lana

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Who St/y/les here?

Wtf why did everyone migrate 100 post early?

I'm not one to throw around the "buried" word like a fat smark

But that was a legit fucking burial, no way Breeze ever comes back from that

>>2399516
>the /y/ community???

>>2399517
/asp/ is fucking retarded.

>>2399517
Kek, just realized

>>2399322
>>2399295
Because brayetty is getting fired after wrestlemania

>>2399517
so on monday we can all say how many threads smackdown got and how btfo rawtists are

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>>2399516

>>2399484
ITS TWIN MAGGIC MAGGLE

>tfw that segment was funny but seeing Breeze buried like that is suffering.

>>2399484
>yfw breezango play the long con
>yfw cena ends up accidentaly proposing to breeze instead at WM
>yfw it's legally binding and breeze now has top political control backstage and books him a Samartino world title run

>>2399517
We're too busy watching the show to pay attention to the post count.

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This Wrestlemania card sucks, but will the matches be good at all?

>those shopped titles
kek

>>2399523
He's a wrestling ballroom dancer whose job is to come out dressed like a gay cop and work comedy matches so this probably isn't setting him back that much.

>becketty's reddit tierra theme song
>those wacky reddit lunatic fridge moves she does on her entrance
>her fucking voice
Why is she still employed?

>>2399555
>then years later
>cena is on his deathbed
>tyler removes his mask
>"ITS ME AUSTIN"
>it's vince

>>2399563
Seth/HHH and KO/Jericho will be alright
AJ/Shane will be much much better than expected
Reigns/Taker will be such a beautiful trainwreck that you just can't look away from

>>2399563
some of them actually have stories so it should at least beat last year

>>2399570
>>2399570 →
>>2399570

NEW

>>2399570
>>2399570 →
>>2399570

NEW

>>2399570
>>2399570 →
>>2399570

NEW

>>2399563
I don't think any of them will be outright bad. Even Brock/Goldberg will have enough smoke and mirrors to make it watchable.

Except Roman/Taker, that could be a legitimate disaster. But Taker's smart and Roman's a good worker so they'll probably build the match well.

So Maryse is stuffing her bra, right? She has big boobs, but she is dwarfing Nikki in her own top her.