Say that for whatever reason, WWE is closing up shop, but manages

Roman pins everyone on the roster cleanly and holds up every title belt to fireworks as the everyone applauds with tears in their eyes as the show goes off the air.

Steph calls up Asgooka and buries her in a GOAT segment

>>2397623
Vince comes out and cuts a promo bragging about how he spent the last decade straight telling his hardcore audience to go fuck themselves and still made millions of dollars.

HHH personally masturbates into the camera, fade to black as he ejaculates on the lens

vince eats at a diner with his family(HHH is late). various superstars come into the diner(not happy to see mcmahons). when trips finally finds a parking space the door to the restaurant open vince looks up and

>>2397623
Brock Lesnar murders both rosters in cold blood.

Jeff Jarett pins Vince clean in a promotion vs promotion match.

>>2397678
I kekd.

>>2397623
A huge brawl in the centre of the ring with Stone Cold, Hogan etc. all involved then screen fades to black.

Vince wakes up
>DAMN... WHAT A DREAM...
Vince puts on his coat, opens the door, says bye to Linda and walks down the street.

Hogan returns and unificates the titles, brother. HH

3-hour Paige gangbang in the middle of the ring before the final five minutes when Alberto's music hits and he comes out in a gimp suit with an oversized sombrero. The audience laughs and fade to black.

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Ted Turner, Eric bischoff and Paul Heyman go all DBZ and fuse together to form a Godzilla Type creature. They suck out the life power out of Dixie Carter, Jim 2 Jeff Jarrett.
Then the super creature prodceeds to shoot out giant flaming dradles at titan tower.
Then show up on raw.
All the wwe as we know it is gone.
But then based big dog shows up and lays the beast flat with one superman punch.
Everything is gone But Ramen prevails once Again!

C.M. Punk announces his glorious return to WWE at WWE LETHAL LEAP YEAR.
Company goes belly up because it's not leap year.

The correct thing to do in this situation is to give a popular long serving midcard babyface a world title win. But they don't have any.

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YOU SEE VINCE, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS HEREBY BANNED. THE WWE IS NO MORE. ALL WRESTLING FEDERATIONS FROM HERE ON OUT WILL BE OUTLAW PROMOTIONS.

>>2397623

Ted Turner wakes up screaming in bed with a woman next to him. He says "I just had a terrible dream..." to which Paige rolls over and tells him to go back to sleep.

THAT'S GENIUS SHIT, YOU FAGGOTS.

>>2397881
>>2397881
No, that's pretty good.