How good was it, /asp/? Use the Meltzer system. >op rates

>use Meltzer system
>uses 2 words and not a long winded rant

2/10 it was shitty, try hard, reddit tier cringe

>>2396716
-5 stars

Imagine back in the fucking attitude era if someone pulled this shit - making fun of the business, the forefathers, exposing the business as well - they'd get sent to wrestlers court and destroyed.

When I watched this for the first time I was genuinely so angry, if fucking Bruno, Flair, Arn etc. saw this shit they'd probably be crying. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING. Fuck Cena because he probably pushed for it. Fuck Gallows and Anderson.

Long live the NWA, fuck the WWE.

>>2396744
flair was in it you mong

>>2396744
It's fake fighting.

It's not respectable.

Parody is fun. The wrestlers had fun.

>>2396744
t.cucknetty

It was shit though.

8/10
I'm not a contrarian faggot and can admit when I like something too

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>>2396744
>exposing the business

>>2396744
>attitude era
>wrestlers court

u must be some kind of retard

Reddit/10

Fuck off

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>>2396744
>

>>2396744
>*sips Sprite*

>>2396820
Reddit breathes air, too. Maybe you should stop doing that.

I give it a 7/10
Humor wise I think it was 50/50. I thought some parts were really funny while some other parts weren't not. What saved it was the performance. Everyone that participated on it did a good job and they clearly were having fun doing it (especially Cena, Rusev and Gallows). And little things like The Ascension as those surfers and Harper as La Barba Grande (with the detail of having Spanish commentator Carlos Cabrera voicing the vignette) were nice additions.

>>2396744
Yeah and Family Guy is top-tier entertainment
*eats pizza*

>>2396744
t. Corny Jim

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>>2396768
>>2396775
>>2396792
>>2396817
>>2396818
>>2396833
>>2396841
>>2396993
>>2397001
>these are the """fans""" we have today in our business.
This explains a lot.

>>2396744
Jim, is that you?

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This is Chet. Say something nice to him.

>>2396848
T. Triggered redditor

>>2397030
fuck that bitch susan you deserve better

>>2396716
Meh/10.
Sat through all 4 because of the hype and ended up disappointed.

based, 85%

6/10

Not my thing but i can appreciate them doing this for the fans and for fun

>>2397030
For godsake man, get it together.

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>>2396744

>>2396775
THEY'RE HAVIN' FUN AND I LOVE IT MAGGLE

>>2397011

>in our business

Like you even made profit of anything in you entire life, fat fuck

>>2397372
Considering I've been in the fucking business you better show some fucking respect, mark.

***1/4

Georgia Gold/10

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>>2396833
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY POSE.

>>2397389
WOO Crispy.

>>2397442
WOO Tangy

>>2397011
Good response fatty

>>2397445
WOO honey mustard

>>2397489
BBQ flavor of Georgia Gold chicken
WOO for our eat-with-the-wrestlers event
Come down and tell them The Nature Boy sent you

Rusev would be over as fuck if he took up the Big Bart gimmick when he gets back from injury. Also, if The Club ever breaks up, Gallows has main even potential if he uses the Sex Ferguson gimmick.

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>tfw the WWE owns these characters now and we'll never see these gimmicks outside WWE

>>2396716
So to use the Meltzer rating system you have to go full autist mode.

*Ahem* *clears throat*
So the thing is with southpaw regional wrestling; it had no big draws. It's main star John Johnson was lacking on the mic and in the ring. Not only were all the angles stupid but my insider sources have told me that financially they were running off of the money they got from their house shows. If these guys ever wanted to compete with Jim Crocket promotions, the wwwf, nwa or even easteners championship wrestling they'd have to pull a miracle. Let's not even mention their failure of a paperview. All in all, this promotion was doomed to fail from the start.

2/5 Dave "the autismo" Le Meltzer
The wrestling observer.

>>2397033
>imaginary outsiders finna living in ya SEETHING head rent free

What did the BTFO /wew/ cuck finna mean by this?