If you aren't a morbidly obese smark you have to post

posting

>>2391512
Posting on a low quality board

>>2391515

YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT

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>>2391515
>paying for shitposting

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>Paying to shitpost

Yea im not

>>2391521

LIAR

>>2391523
>>2391528
>>2391530

UNTRUTHFUL

>>2391512
I can still see my dick and it's bigger than Xavier Woods.

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My favorite wrestler is the Undertaker.

When I heard Wrestlemania 33 might be his last, I just had to get tickets.

>>2391512
what counts as morbidly obese?

>>2391538
Wow. I'd tell you it's gonna feel good to share that memory with your grand kids around the fire place one day but I can tell that's never gonna happen.

>>2391540

Can you feel the grooves of your rib cage when you lay down?

>>2391537
>>2391538
>>2391540
>>2391543

DISHONEST MISREPRESENTATION

>>2391540
in excess of 30% body fat

>>2391545
no

>>2391558

GET OUTTA HERE FATTY

>>2391545
Yes

11% body fat with visible abs, here.

>i'm a 5'8 manlet tho

>>2391512

Have sex

postan

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>>2391512
alpha chad here.
lift, on juice, have a hot chick, masters degree, decent career, drive an suv.
I was a Shawn,nwo,austin kid growing up, and think Roman is based.

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>>2391512

>>2391540
250+ unless you a legit mastodon

>>2391580

you can stay

>>2391585

shortness is ok as long as you're healthy, anon

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I am not morbidly obese. But I am a little smarky at times.

6'3 190lb master race here.
That being said I watch puro and lucha so I guess I can never be a chad : (

>>2391908

GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE YOU RUIN THE ILLUSION

>>2391512
21.5 BMI.
Don't really give a shit, just want some form of entertainment.
It usually fails in that department.

I'm in

>>2391512
Based Stand By Me