>CM Punk: Exactly. In pro wrestling, it’s fake. >People

Based Phil blowing out the mandrametties

imagine being so mentally ill that you try to have a superiority complex over something you devoted most of your life to because you moved on to a venture that you soundly and inarguably failed at

>>2372275
>Worked

He's obviously kayfabing.

>>2372275
WORKED

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>i am not really a tough guy that could kick anybody's ass
we know, phil. we know

>>2372224

there's delicious pasta missing from this thread

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>>2372224
>What does it mean to be a good fake wrestler?

>>2372224
That sloppy fuck wasn't even a top ten worker in the wwe let alone best in the world

Should have been a manager not a wrestler

>>2372646
Jeez Phil, lean to take a table bump ya big weenie. Even if no table was there you fell like 2 feet max. Jeez

It's funny because the entire reason he left was because of "fake stuff that doesn't matter" like wrestlemania events

>>2372224
>It doesn't matter if you're the best; someone else picks who they want in the top spot.
He's kinda right. He's still a massive faggot though.

>>2372681
>>2372685
>>2372744

You guys aren't mad at all or anything.

>>2372224
Why does CM Phil pretend to like real sports so much? He tries so hard to be "one of the guys" but it's just so fucking cringe.

>>2372842
I'm not. I like cm punk

>>2372744
He didn't leave. He was fired.

>>2372952
>Doesn't show up for work
>Is fired

Wow, WWE is so evil.

>>2372853
Because at least he is willing to humiliate himself in a real match rather than keep himself in his big wrestling bubble that wrestlers in the WWE are clinging to.

Thats why real men like Punk, Lashley and Batista left WWE to try to prove themselves in a real sport environment.

>>2372952
He was fired after he left. So yes, he did leave

>>2372965
That's a cucked answer.
Everyone has known what wrestling is for the last century.
When you walk into that profession then get mad at it for being exactly what we all know it is you're just a retarded little pussy.

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