Watching this on Netflix. Why are the women here so much better

the women are told to wrestle.

>Why are the women here so much better than in the e?

Because EVERYTHING about Lucha Underground is better than the WWE.

>>2371817
Lucha Underground hires women off of their talent not on how they look

>>2371837
Not the ratings though

I jerked one out to that Evilise bitch when I was watching yesterday

>>2371846
Yeah just finished her match against sexy star. She's by far the hottest wrestler out there for me....well a close second to bliss.

The early LU crowd is so marky and good I think they're great. Later on the crowds are less marky which I don't like inb4 smark crowds ruin wrestling LU just has faces people actually like

>the e

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2371926
Early crowds cheered for heels all the time

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>>2371932
DUBYA DUBYA E

BABBY HAPPI NAO?

>>2371817
It's on Netflix? What the fuck, why didn't you fucking faggots tell me? You retards are absolutely fucking useless

>>2371845
Based Pacos working this obese white guy

>>2372000
negro did you see all the Lucha Underground threats the last couple of days?

Is Chavo a queer? ever since he was in the WCW I thought he might be a homo

>>2371926
>>2371981

the difference between crowds in LU and crowds in WWE cheering heels is that the LU crowd is cheering because the character is good and the storyline is actually coming full circle and paying off. WWE crowds cheer heels because they are smark cocksuckers trying to get themselves over and stick it to vince. LU is superior to WWE in literally every way.

>>2372288
LU alters the crowd reaction in post-production. They're worse than WWE as they censor the crowds, especially during the Sexy Star title win.

>>2372303
Fuck off, sexy was still getting cheered through out the whole thing. The only thing they are guilty of is taking crowd shots out of context and encouraging the crowd to do forced reactions by shoving the camera in their face

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>le watched too much Naruto man

>>2372366

Some of them legit have a ball with it though and it's great to see regulars in the crowd.

You long time fans know EXACTLY who the fuck I'm talking about, too.

I'd still chill with him though, real talk.

>>2372372

Nigga you just wait.

>>2372022
What, you think I come here every single day? Sorry, I actually have a fucking life.

>>2372397
what do you do while you shit?

>>2372407
Browse boards that are actually decent, like /tv/ and /pol/.

>>2372397
Too bad you don't have a sex life.

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Is she (he) the GOAT?

>>2371838
Then why does WWE hire the ones that they've hired? They aren't attractive (except a small minority) and they're not even skilled wrestlers.

>>2371817
Lucha Underground is the best wrestling company right now.
I've been a fan of WWF/WWE since I was 3 years old (1990)... but after watching a few episodes of Lucha I was absolutely fucking HOOKED.
Everything about it is better than WWE right now... there's not a single wrestler in LU that I dislike, yet I hate 95% of the WWE roster.
I'm not even an indie faggot... I don't give a shit about outlaw wrestling, or fucking NJPW or any of that crap... just watched LU by chance, and loved it.

>>2372990

With based Sagrada? Absolutely. Underutilized, though. Which is a good and bad thing. when Pimpinella comes out after such a long time, it's guaranteed pop. It just so happens that he's generally beloved even over borders.

>>2373013
This is gonna keep happening, especially since wwe is such utter shit right now. all it's gonna take is trying one or two episodes on Netflix and most people who are or were even casually into wrestling will be hooked. same thing happened to me

>>2373013
Taco underground will never be over with casuals who aren't beaners

>>2373110
This is true, only because wrestling as a whole will never be over with casuals ever again.

>>2371817
>Why are the women here so much better than in the e?
They aren't
>muh equality
Fuck off to tumblr you cuck. Women aren't and never will be equal in any athletic activity

>>2373139
Treated equal != are equal
You low iq paste eater.

>>2371981
the LU crowd loves violence first and foremost (like dario) so any wrestler who is sufficiently violent will get cheered regardless of heel status.

see also: mil muertes

>>2373139
bumping just to spite your cootie-infected ass

>>2373163
Seething landwhale detected

>>2373090
I think either LU is gonna grow beyond "the temple" and become a wrestling powerhouse, or it's gonna stick to its roots and eventually get bought out by WWE and then everyone bar THEY CALL HIM CAGE will get wasted.

I've heard Pentagon, Sexy Star, and a couple of other people are now out of contract after this season of Lucha... and I'm a bit worried they'll end up in WWE and end up not being used properly, if at all.
The good thing about LU is every single match is as if it's a main event... EVERYONE gets an equal chance to be awesome, and they all pull it off pretty well, every episode.
To be fair, "The Worldwide Underground" could all be really good stars in WWE given the chance... Mundo/Morrison has got GOOD, and PJ and Jack are fucking insanely talented... Jack has charisma to fucking burn.

>>2373197
WWE can't afford LU.

>Pentagon going to WWE

CERO FORTUITO

>>2371838
then why was Sexy Star hired?

>>2372414
>decent 4chan board

>>2373013
>LU is the best wrestling promotion out right now
>has only watched, by his own admission, two different promotions

what did he mean by this?

>>2373197
PentaGOAT stays with LU and Star probably too. Only ones that are up in the air are Jack Evans and Fenix but I think they will stay.

>women are literally forced down everyones throats on raw and smackdown has a good amount too
>hurrr durrr womyn are treated like dogs in wwe and do nothing but bra and panty matches
kys
The women are just as shit there and I literally stopped watching LU because they unironically had a female go over 2 guys to be the #1 contender for the top belt. Literal trash

>>2373355
Who said they were treated like dogs? Who are you quoting?

>>2373338
That's still 1 more promotion than most of the Cena era babbies on here, let's be real.

>>2373355
>WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME MOMMY!?

>>2373384
OP you moron
>>2373403
Oh look it's another wannabe psychologist

>>2373436
>didn't even try denying it

Started watching mid season 2 last year, finally getting around to watching season 1

>chavo turns heel, then face, then heel again in 2 episodes
>son of havoc is a comedy heel jobber
>johnny mundo is face
>dario is taking everyone's shit
>cortez and sisco are taken seriously
>big fucking rick
>mil's blue striped pantaloons
>ring is actually lit up

crazy how much changes, glad to know it only gets better as time goes on.

>>2373462
Are you legitimately retarded?

>>2373489
nope

>>2373503
So English isn't your first language then? You clearly don't understand it very well

>>2373513
English is my first language.

That's 2 strikes now, lad. You only get 1 more shot, so make it a good one.

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GOAT

>watch LU
>like basically every wrestler on the roster besides Sexy Star and Chavo
>watch WWE
>like literally no one besides AJ and Senor Joe

>>2372000
lol this

>>2373995
dudes always been my favorite

>>2373995
F

>>2373436
Ok didn't you idiot. He said they aren't treated like special snowflakes that are breaking barriers like in the wwe you paste eater.

>>2374449
>women are treated as equals

>>2374482
>I Have No Comeback, So I Must Meme

>>2374555
>implying wrestling hasn't been feminist since at least the 80s

>>2374555
If you were to skip everything involving sexy star you wouldn't even notice.

>>2371837
This.

>>2371841
You're confusing better with popular/prevalent. McDonald's make more money and have more customers than the little burger joint on my street, but guess which makes better burgers?

>>2372375
Watch the guy in the crowd doing crotch chops in the killshot vs moth WMD match. 10/10 marking out

>>2373090
LU is wrestling 2.0
Better, more accessible and now easily available to a massive market on demand. WWE is decades behind.

>>2374898
love the reaction to whenever Angelico does his thing too

>>2374588
I marked for her winning aztec warfare tbqh it was a legit moment and Mil fucking battered her

>>2374928
ehhhh, nah. I do think the match against mariposa is probably the only women's match I'd say is "good" though.

>>2374911
When I first started watching and he did a roof spot I literally flipped the coffee table and screamed ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Not been so excited since attitude era

>>2374890
>outlaw bergers

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>>2374960
Fucking thank you, spouse and I lose our shit over most the stuff that happens - my jaw hasn't dropped for wrestling since the AE either. I love LU and I'm glad more of you guys are gonna see it!

Comment up there about the crowd marking out, who the hell wouldn't? Their roster is full of amazing talent and I feel like there's not a bad seat in the house. The temple feels like the place to chant about theatrical violence

>>2371817
Lucha Undergound is on Netflix?!?

>>2376025
hell yeah, S1 and S2

>>2373319

Because while she is a crappy in-ring performer, she is still decent enough to play a scrappy underdog babyface that gets the crowd behind her (to wit: "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU").

It really bothers me that as many times that Angelico jumps off the roof, he's only ever been injured by regular wrestling shit.

Kinda like Andrew Everett, one of the guys who does a double moonsault, put himself out for a year doing a running forearm

>>2374484
Where does it says the wwe treat them like dogs again?

I've yet to see S3 but I just finished Ultima Lucha Dos.
Ivelisse > Taya Valkyrie > Sexy Star > Mariposa > Kobra Moon > Black Lotus

[spoiler]Best ass still belongs to Prince Puma tho.[/spoiler]

They're mostly not

Sexy Star is trash
Kobra Moon is eh (you probably haven't seen her yet, they only have seasons 1-2 on netflix)
Taya is okay
Ivelisse is the only one who's better, and that depends on who you're comparing her to in WWE

>>2376221
Fug, forgot about Mariposa and Black Lotus
Mariposa was better, but she had to be in fucking TNA for her peak. Her better work comes from her Cheerleader Melissa gimmick.

Black Lotus is hardly a wrestler anymore. She was Savannah in WWE.

First 2 seasons are good. Third season has been a fucking shitfest.

>>2371817

>women

>not commodities

What?

I still can't believe how this monster energy drink sponsored x-games competitor looking douche nozzle turned out to become one of my absolute favorites.
I was even more surprised when the lightning struck twice and I became a Jack Evans mark.

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>>2376256
Misclicked with the fucking image.

>lucha underground Netflix thread
>dumbfuck op mentions women in his post so the majority of the thread talks about them

lame

>>2376256
jack evans literally has a tekken moveset

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I like how judging by the promos, Drago's lair is the Temple bathroom.

>>2376242
What made it a shitfest for you anon?

>>2371817

>[spoiler]Best ass still belongs to Prince Puma tho.[/spoiler]

Amen

>>2376746
Mil's ass is better

>>2377077
people who complain about his strongman pajama pants are gays

That female ring announcer gives me an erection. I want to honk her titties and grab her ass

I laughed hard for some reason when pentagon dark hit black lotus in the ass with a chair. Here's the link and it's at the 2:53 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svbaltNn6CM

>>2376217
Where does it say they get treated like special snowflakes that break barriers?

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>>2378470
2 of 3 to wwe

Which episode does it start getting good at?

>>2378573
I liked it from the start but most people tend to say around Aztec Warfare

>>2378573
this >>2378681 or the ladder match thats like two or three episodes before. I recommend starting from the first episode though.

>>2378573
Never

>>2376734
Bad booking (Pentagon constantly jobbing) , trash storylines (spinning wheel crap, cage v texano best of 7 for unique opportunity) quality of wrestling wasn't as good as previous seasons.

>>2379089
>Quality of wrestling

>Marty vs kill shot
>Battle of the bulls tournament
>Pentagon killing anime girls
>Grave consequences 3
>Mantanza vs dragon azteca
>Killshot vs Dante Fox

All seems to be just as good as the past season.

>>2379089
>Not liking Dario's Dial Of Doom

The Cage vs Texano thing wasn't great but their last match was amazing

>>2372998
They sleep with the ones who hire them. These peopæe don't give a fuck. They've become bitter a long time ago and now just abuse what little power they have in their miserable lives to ask smug and superior in front of the men and to sleep with the women.

>>2380723
>Pentagon killing anime girls
but

also yeah that match was fantastic

>tfw Aus Netflix doesn't get Lucha
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Time to stream it then.

>>2376734
Horrid ass storylines that made no sense, non-sense matches in season 2, nonsense finishes, retarded characters nobody cared about

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Because they have to go back to mexico if they lose

>>2373197
you know they would sell out if they toured the spic parts of NYC and Chicago

>>2380723
Also Cage vs Matanza. Legit one of the best matches I've seen that constantly kept me on the edge even though I knew it would be wrathofthegodslol

>>2378496
>mexican dude gets pounded by 3 asian women

>>2373197
you're right, the worldwide underground would look great jobbing to roman

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WHO'S YOUR GUY /asp/

>>2380723
the best was killshot vs dante fox, what ever happened to daga, the guy with the big ears in season 2

>>2383884
Cobra Moon killed him

>>2383358
Man, screw AAA.

>>2384364
what'd they do

>>2371817
>he fell for the LU meme

kys

>>2384655
>he's still trying to get his "I watch weeb wrestling gimmick" over
nobody buys it

LU isn't great but it's definitely a step up from New Japan bingo federation

>>2383358
LU is weird for me because like half the roster is /myguy/

>>2383358
>king cuckold

>>2383884
>>2384008

Which i personally thought was fucking stupid considering the trailer with him in it for S3

>>2384643

They fucked Cuerno hard for wanting to join in another tournament. Hence, you haven't seen him at all so far in S3. He gets shit booking later on in S2.

Some say he's still in the doghouse with aaa, but i don't know what he is doing right now.

>>2385492
maybe he'll still show up in a flashback scene then?
>>2385496
that's trash

>>2383358
It's honestly easier to say who isn't. For me the least favorite is Texano.

>>2371817
Because it's taped months in advance any botches are edited and covered up in post production.

>>2383358
That little dragon chap, whatever his name is. The one that literally turned into a dragon and flew away at the end of S1. I haven't watched since, and I'm sure he'll never be anything but a jobber, but goddamn if he's still in it he's /myguy/. Him and that super good guy time travelling space wizard.

>>2387873
Didn't we watch Ivelisse break her leg? and whatever that lanky South African superheros name is, Angelico? Didn't he injure himself on one of those off-the-office dives?

>>2383358
Drago, Pentagon, Son of Havoc, Fenix, and maybe Puma but only if it turns out he actually can speak english and his mutes gimmick is all a work, I'm only 5 episodes in.

>>2387918
You don't want to hear him talk, anon.

>>2387903
No Angelico injured himself during an actual wrestling move I think

What the fuck happened to Shadow Claw?

>this butchered version on Taco Netflix
If only the US proxies worked with Netflix.

>>2387918

Puma is Ricochet. Who is from Louisville, KY.

So no, he can't speak English.

When does it get good? I'm 5 episodes in and it's been pretty boring thus far..

>>2387965
Skip to Aztec Warfare

>>2371817
Thank you based anon for informing me it was on Netflix

>>2387965

The first Aztec Warfare is where shit really kicks off

>>2383358
My fav in LU, but he's been AWOL this season. Aerostar grew on me though.

>>2387903
But knowing they're injured in the match let's you know they'll be out for a bit. Don't need an explanation to edit botches.

>>2387888
Neither of them are really jobbers my man

>>2378496
Lmao this looks so fucking trash and choreographed. Bitches can't make anything look natural

>>2387888
Have you not seen the nunchuck battle?
Drago/Aerostar vs PJ Black/Jack Evans.

>>2385496
Dude mil stove in cuerno's head with a pipe at ultima lucha dos. He's gone to the big hunt in the sky

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>>2383358
Pentagon and Mil

>>2371851
Too bad she just got finger tattoos, that booty is top tier

>>2371817
>than in the e
>in the e
>the e

Fucking autist. What's the point of making the name shorter when you're just adding an extra letter?

The E
WWE

>>2379089
Hi Corny

>>2371817
>not commodities

Women are commodities.

GET OUT OF MY TEMPOOL

>>2390251
RING THE BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>2371817
MUH WOMENZ WRESTLING

>>2387873
There's not a lot of botches. I've been there live a few times, it's more or less the same as you see on TV except with less crowd shots

>>2387934
He got AAAd
>>2388341
had back surgery, he comes back at the end

>>2391699
the girls on LU do take hard spots and usually get rekt by men so I'm okay with it

>>2387873
I remember a botch involving Aero Star that wasn't edited.

And probably one with Argenis?