Rate your excitement for each match outta 10: >1. 6/10 >2.1/10

>3/10
>3/10
>1/10
>0/10
>0/10
>0/10
>4/10

>>2360109

4
0
7
0
0
0
0

I refuse to believe you can segment your excitement into tenths. Like what the fuck is the difference between 7.1 and 7.2 hype?

>literally every single match I've already seen in the past <2 years

Why are you guys so keen on the jobber rumble?

do you rate from top to bottom?

>>2360122
It's mildly fun to watch and you don't see em' every week.

>>2360119
the first number is the match number dipshit

>>2360109
6
3
8
1
3
5
4

Only interested in Wyatt vs Orton, Owens vs Jericho and Anime Club vs Cesaro and Sheamus (even though this will undoubtedly turn into a multi-men clusterfuck), so 7 for those and 0 for everything else.

6/10
1/10
7/10
1/10
1/10
1/10
1/10

0 for everything

everyone sucks and WrestleMania will suck

>>2360109
1. 6/10
2. 3/10
3. 9/10
4. 1/10
5. 3/10
6. 5/10
7. 2/10
Undertaker vs Roman. 5/10

>>2360135
>WK's Tag Title match was GBH/Ishii & Yano/GoD
>WM's Tag Title match is Enzo & Cass/Sheamus & Cesaro/BC

Of all the things to rip off from Wrestle Kingdom...

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>>2360109

1. 0/10
2. 0/10
3. 0/10
4. 0/10
5. 0/10
6. 0/10
7. 0/10

>>2360124
Are you fucking retarded? God I would kill you with my bare hands and then rape your dog

>>2360109
1. 1/10
2. 0/10
3. 5/10
4. -999999/10
5. 0/10
6. -9999999/10
7. 0/10

>7/10
>2/10
>5/10
>6/10
>0/10
>6/10
>2/10

>>2360109

1. 10
2. 10
3. 10
4. 0
5. 0
6. 0
7. 0

>>2360151
Here's looking forward that at least someone curses up a shitstorm during the match.

>>2360169
YOU MOTHAFUCKA

>>2360109
>bray v randy
6/10 good story tempered by how boring their last match was
>goldberg v lesnar
2/10 just want to see what shenanigans vince comes up with this time
>jericho v owens
7/10 the other match with a good story, expectations again tempered by jericho's slowness in the ring these days
>womens triple threat
3/10 already seen it but should still be good
>tag titles
1/10 don't care
>bliss whatever match
2/10 don't know what this is
>battle royal
2/20 gets a point for possible surprise entries

Even in the shithole that is /asp/ almost nobody has any particular interest in Lesnar vs Goldberg, wew

0
0
0
6
0
4
0

>>2360195
Yeah, a bit of a bummer how all stories with solid build up are liable to have disappointing blow offs in the ring at WM.

But don't worry, we can compensate the sheer lack of workrate with AJ Styles' mat- Oh...

>>2360158
haha i trolled you!

>>2360109
> 7/10
> 10/10 just to see how the crowd reacts to it
>8/10
>0/10
>2/10
>0/10
>5/10

HHH vs Rollins
>7/10
Roman v Taker
>4/10
Styles vs Shane
>6/10

>>2360266
Hug him

>>2360281
>hug you

imagine the smell

Just on the subject of the Raw women's match. I just find it hard to get excited for it, compared to last year's which I honestly thought was the best wrestling match of the night (in b4 the triggered "divashit" warriors). This year it's just the same three women we've seen wrestle in different match ups over and over and over again. Unlike the Smackdown women where literally all of them get a story or a match or something every week.

Oh boy, I can't wait to see the number one ranked wrestler in the world pretend to sell for Shane's whiff punches and one single big spot where he will go through a table of the stage area or something.

>>2360302
If anyone is going to get a great match out of Shane it will be AJ.

>>2360317
Why should you waste the best wrestler in the world on such a shit task?

>>2360290
They even literally already had the triple threat at some random ass PPV so there's nothing interesting about it.

I guess Nia Jax will be added but that's not a particularly good thing.

2
7
2
0
0
1
0

>>2360323to fulfill Vince's vicarious need to be a wrestler.

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>>2360347
I liked that better when Vince would just give the gimmick he wanted to use to a wrestler.

>>2360109
> 4
> 0
> 8
> 2
> 2
> 3
> 2

Worst WM card in decades

>>2360342
It looks like Nia is going to be taken out of it. It's crazy how much they just don't utilise half of the women's roster at all, when Smackdown looks at what they have and think "what can I do with this guy or this guy or this gal or this team".

>>2360395
Summer is hurt and Paige is crazy.

No excuse for Emma spending months in catering though.

>>2360129
Then use a parenthesis/bracket, so it looks like

>1) 6/10

Bray vs Orton 6/10
Golberg vs Brock 5/10
Jericho vs Owens 7/10
Raw woman 1/10
Raw tag 2/10
Alexa vs all 4/10
Andrè the giant MBR 7/10

>>2360109
6
0
7
1
5 (for CEsaro/SHeamus) 2 (Enzo and Gass)
4 (SD manages women pretty well)
2

>>2360109
8/10
7/10
3/10
0/10
0/10
4/10
4/10

>>2360109
Take out that Goldberg Lesnar match, and the rest of those matches you could expect to see on any average episode of Raw or Smackdown. Fucking terrible for a mania. But this is the problem, however they went about it, the entire card would be filled with midcard tier matches seeing as no one is over and everything just feels thrown together now.

>9/10
I'm actually invested in this storyline and want to see how it ends
>4/10
I'm a mark fro Brock and I'm a fan of Goldberg but I know that match is going to suck
>7/10
Both are great workers and it's going to be a fun match to watch
>0/10
Couldn't care less
>2/10
Gallows and Anderson were wasted and now they don't look strong enough to be exited about a match with two fags
>3/10
Naomi is probably going to win, good for her, bad for smackdown.
>5/10
Since winning it seems to do absolutely nothing for the winner...meh

>>2360285
But that's not me

Fuck your shallow rating system, let’s get a discussion on who the matches are for instead!

Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton, they are probably trying to build up the heels on their roster, as it stands the have the Miz, and AJ but AJ can’t get the crowd to boo him.
Brock Vs Goldberg, clearly meant to try and get people who watched back in the day but stopped.

Chris Jericho Vs Kevin Owens, it’s Chris Jericho’s going away match, It will give Owen a chance to show his brutal side and cement him as a powerhouse heel. It's for the Indie marks who wants their indie darlings to be like they were in PWG and ROH.

Bayley vs charlotte vs Sasha it's for the people who were dragged in by the women’s revolution.

Tag team match, the belts mean nothing, its filler

Alexa Bliss vs entire roster, clearly this is a match they will use to debut a bunch of people, this match is for the wrestling newsletters, or real newspapers if they somehow scored Rhonda Rousey.

André the giant, pre show match, it's for the people who got to their seats early.

4
10
6
0
0
0
2

>>2360109
>9/10 - I love Bray and I get a feeling Randy will find it in himself to give a shit for this one.

>6/10 - I'm kind of just looking forward to what smoke and mirrors bullshit they trot out for this one or if it'll just be another squash. I'm also curious if Brock will actually really try to carry Goldberg to a good decent-length match. If Brock can't make himself care enough to put on a good match during the fucking main event of WrestleMania, I think that's about it and we'll never see the guy try ever again.

>9/10 - The best act on Raw, wish it was for the Universal Title, but what're you gonna do. KO definitely strikes me as the type of guy to have a chip on his shoulder about not having the match be for the Universal Title or be the main event as it probably should be, so he's probably gonna go out there and try to steal the show and he'll probably succeed.

>6/10 - All three are good workers, but the booking the last month has been so fucking bizarre. Giving Bayley the title on Raw then ending Charlotte's PPV streak at Fastlane just sucked all the air out of this story and makes it really hard to get invested. Still, it should be fun.

>4/10 Everybody in Raw's tag team division has face everybody else so many times, it's almost impossible to care. If it's a triple threat, this goes up to 6, if Cesaro and Sheamus aren't involved at all, it drops to a 1. Without Cesaro and Sheamus, this becomes a strong contender for worst match on the show.

>5/10, should be a fun, if crazy match. Jumps to a 7 if Naomi makes it back for the match. I want that hometown meme entrance.

>7/10, it legitimately seems like a lot of the upper guys from Raw, including Braun, Show, Finn, Joe and Sami are gonna wind up here so this might actually be a lot of fun? If they wanna get this battle royal over as meaning something, having talented guys be in it is probably the way to do it. Despite all the top guys in here, I want somebody like Heath to bullshit his way to a win.

>>2360109
>Bray vs Randy
6
>Goldberg vs Brock
6
>Jericho vs Owens
3
>women's "wrestling"
0
>tag team match
4
>women's "wrestling"
0
>battle royal
7.5

Pretty meh tbqh

>>2360530
That card is not complete yet, Shane vs AJ and Reigns vs Taker are most certainly not something you'd see an average weekly show.

Mind you, they're not good matches, but they're special.

>6/10
Good build up by Bray but I know Randy is gonna half ass it
>0/10
>6/10
>0/10
>0/10 for Enzo and Cass 1/10 for Cesaro and Sheamus
>5/10
>3/10

>Wyatt vs Orton: 8. Should have had based Styles in the match But it should be a solid bout
>Bork vs Berg: 4. Either its another squash, or a shit match. Bork wins
>Jericho vs Owens: 9. Gonna be a great match. Should have headlined the show though.
>Women's title triple threat: 6. Should be a solid match. Too bad they fucked up the booking and the writing. The build has been shit
>Tag titles: 4. If it ain't a triple threat, turn it to a 1. Tag title scene on both shows are shit
>Bliss vs Everyone: 7. Not gonna lie, kind of intrigued by this matchup. I hope its a gauntlet match and I hope we get some main roster call ups
>Andre the Giant battle royal. 1. 4 if its on the main card, and people worth mentioning are in it. Otherwise, don't care.
>Roman vs Taker (just announced): 7. Should be a solid match. BBD is going over though...if they don't turn him heel, there's no salvaging him.