Aliens come to Earth. They want to know what professional wrestling is but they're only willing to watch a single match. Which one do you show them?
>>2359719
3 AM and this scared the shit out of me.
>>2359720
lel
>>2359719
6 star match
>>2359719
any flair vs steamboat
Probably something with their good friend Aero Star
>>2359723
this is the only answer
>>2359719
Connor The Crusher v Triple H
>>2359736
Good plan. It will get them to fall asleep for the first 25 minutes so we can steal their spaceship
Akira Maeda vs Super Tiger, if only to show them that Akira Maeda is the only human being left on Earth that is worth a shit.
>>2359738
>any match with Nash
Cruel on the aliens
>>2359719
the Seven Referee match Ohashi Atsushi vs Gentaro from DDT in 2011, best comedy match of all time
space aliens don't really exist, do they?
Austin-Rock at Mania 17
mainly just for the hype package beforehand
>>2359719
>Lesnar vs Owens
So that they will learn the cunning and opportunistic nature of the human race
>>2359900
>showing aliens Limp Bizkit
It's like you want them to genocide us
>>2359915
FUCK
I meant Oldberg vs Owens
Sting vs Jeff Hardy Victory Road 2011
Hopefully it will put the aliens off wrestling
>>2359916
man the hype package is the only time Limp Bizkit wasn't unbearable. That's how good it is
>>2359719
Sting vs HHH Wrestlemania
Curt Hennig vs Doink
>>2359719
I'd show them this ppv and make sure smash mouth and limp Bizkit were the live performances.
Booker T vs The Boogeyman WM 22
Hogan vs Warrior at WrestleMania VI.
Rock vs hogan
Jenna Morasca vs Sharmelle
Patterson vs Brisco. Evening Gown match
That match where Rey Misterio killed Perro Aguayo Jr.
Show them a HUSTLE match with Yinling, preferably Yinling vs Hard Gay
Hulk and Andre
Eddie vs rey mysterio halloween havoc 97 just to see what they could do with that example
>>2359719
Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar @ Survivor Series
>>2359719
La Parka vs Buff Bagwell