ASUKA MADE HER MAIN ROSTER DEBUT TODAY IN A SMACKDOWN MATCH AND

>>2358706
Why is she so obsessed with her own ass

And why does the idea of a woman who's obsessed with her ass turn me on

>>2358706
She's going to Raw. SD will get Nakameme.

>>2358706
Obviously laying the ground work for WrestleMania. Alexa beats everyone on the Smackdown roster, Daniel comes out...
> You have indeed beaten all those women Alexa, but there's one woman you haven't beaten, Smackdown's newest aquision...

>>2358722
>She's going to Raw.
>implying Vince will let anyone besides le 3/4 horsewoman do anything on RAW

>>2358722
>implying we're not getting Nipdown

>>2358727
This.
> Smackdown women: Becky, Alexa, Nikki, Natalya, Mickie, Carmella, Naomi
> Smackdown women actually being used: Becky, Alexa, Nikki, Natalya, Mickie, Carmella, Naomi
> Raw women: Charlotte, Sasha, Bayley, Dana Brooke, Paige, Summer Rae, Emma, Nia Jax, Alicia Fox
> Raw women actually being used: Charlotte, Sasha, Bayley, Nia Jax

>>2358727
Vince will not put all the gooks on one show, either she goes to Raw or Nakameme will, which won't happen since Joe is already there.

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>ywn pat Asuka on her head

Why live?

God I don't want gook to "do the honours" on the way out of NXT. Just have her win and continue being undefeated on Raw or Smackdown. Paige went to the main roster as NXT Women's Champion, just have her vacate it the same way. At least then Ember Moon has a story, "I won the NXT Women's Championship in this tournament, but I never beat Asuka for it."

>>2358743
>Ember Moon has a story, "I won the NXT Women's Championship in this tournament, but I never beat Asuka for it."
This only works if Kevin Owens starts yelling about niggers and their welfare belts.

>>2358735
>Nia Jax
I wouldn't go that far, they're already starting to ditch her so they can do another storyline with the 3 horses

ill watch smakdown if they break up asuka. but m not watching nxt

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You know she freaky in bed

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>mfw she's released in less than 6 months after Vince realizes she's shit and will never get over on the main roster

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As if Smackdown couldn't get any more BASED we're getting ASUKA.

Rawtists will never recover from this.

>>2358722
>>2358729
I bet she and nak will go on SD and feud with cena and bella

>>2358706
this picture makes me want to fuck Asuka in the ass

>>2358825
this is the gif that made me an asuka fan

shock

msg shows are smarky as fuck btw

>>2358831
That's the idea, anon, teasing any titillation are key

Too bad she's a lesbian, so you get no chance

WTF /asp/ loves Asuka now?3000

>>2358843
Judging by 2colds voting thing she's second only to Alexa. Should be number one though.

>>2358843
Whoa it's almost like we're Always Shit Posting

>>2358827
why does this make me love her

>>2358804
with other women because shes a rug muncher

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Asuka is best girl and you virgins know it

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>>2358899

>>2358706
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>>2358913
GOAT

>>2358906
I find Asuka very cute but I don't particularly much want to have sex with her, why is this

>>2358808
God damn, how can one woman be so sweet?

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>>2358930
You are a gay.

>>2358808
Are the rumors true?

>>2358966
What match and promotion is this?

>>2358966
>softworker.webm

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this is how ember moon should win the championship

>>2358735
>natalya and carmella are "used"
if that's the case then all the raw women bar paige are used.

>>2358963
Has anyone ever done this to AJ? This seems like a thing Hawaii Harold would do.

>>2358827
she needs to wrestle with her shirt on

>>2359007
Tanahashi did it once and Angle used to do it all the time in TNA

>>2359019
That makes sense, Angle's lock came OUTTA NOWHERE

>>2358996
Carmella has the ellsworth thing and Natalya was just in the nikki thing and went after bliss

The rest of the raw girls have no story lines and never appear on tv.

>>2358996
>natty and carmella don't count despite the fact that they're on TV in stories
>all the RAM women do, even though they're not!

Lol

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>>2359103

>asuka will do that lesbo shit to Blissy

My dick is already diamonds

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>>2359117

>>2359103
>>2359117
BASED

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>>2359122
how is she so ugly lads
ya gettin worked

>>2359103
absolutely fuming

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>>2359125
i know ya r but what am i

>>2358797
>has the actual backing of Dwayne
>starting to ditch her
(lolno

who?

She's going to Ram, all the former NXT woman champs are there.

>anon triggered the waifuist so hard he's now dumping pics of his ugly waifu

G O A T
ASUKA BTFO

>>2359153
>anon

we all know who it (you) is

I'm not a big Asuka fan, but this is a good thing. SD's women's division needs all the help it can get.
Tag division, too.

>>2359153
based anon blowing asorca fans back to ribbit
>inb4 last sorry attempt to post his ugly waifu

>>2359156
worked hard

>>2359103
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>>2359169
If you hate it so much, then why don't you go to another thread and stop shitposting so much? Also, I get warned for a little fun, but these fags spam the same thing day in day out and don't get jack shit. Fuck you, mods

>>2358725
A rehash of paiges debut

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ITT virgin who doesn't appreciate the Empress

>>2359202
Yeah, but Paige is shit.

>>2359033
Doesn't WWE have a problem with female talent taking lewd pictures?

>Women
>Wrestling

Pick one OP.

>>2358840
You can still anally rape lesbians

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>>2359216
Wby would they? That's from like almost a decade ago plus I'm pretty sure Lana & Maryse have done full on professional nudes
Asuka's done harmless gravure, she's classy

>>2359177
Reminder that our janny gets sucked off by NEEThammer in the Discord

>100 posts
>37 IPs

>>2359252
That would explain a lot, actually

>>2358805
I guarantee she gets more over in 5 weeks than Reigns has in almost 5 years. ^_^

>>2358932
BRAPT

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>>2359263
Her cute belly really works the anti-smarks.

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>>2359285
>S-S-STOP INSULTING MY WAIFU

NECKBEARD
BLOWN
OUT

>>2359285
muh dick

Tfw when none of the morons ITT realises she's filling in for Naomi and nothing more

>>2359494
>Samoa Jim is just filling in at house shows, he'll never make it to RAM or Smackdown

They're not laughing now.

>>2359517
He didn't do that though

>>2359517
Joe can speak English

>>2358823
Nikki's retiring after 'Mania. Her neck is fucked. Cena was moved out of the Undertaker match because Nikki wants to wrestle with Cena before she retires, Vince is in love with the idea of Reigns v Taker and promoting Total Divas/Bellas with a WM match, and Nikki wants to propose to Cena in the ring.

>>2358706
And she got no reaction kek

>>2359692
>Nikki wants to propose to Cena in the ring
>"John will you marry me"
>*grins*
>*rubs bald spot*
>*puts on hat*
>*adjusts hat*
>Fine speech
>Walks out without saying anything else

>>2359692
>Vince is in love with the idea of Reigns going over Taker clean without turning heel
Fix'd. I cannot wait for the smark tears to flow.

>>2359116

She didn't do it with Mickie, I don't think she'll do it to Alexa

>>2359702
post video showing the non-reaction

>>2359526
>implying mic ability is a requirement for women

I WISH YOU DIED IN THE WOMB

>>2359707
>smark tears

He said, while spending the last 25+ months crying that Roman isn't over.

>>2359705
I would legit mark out so hard

BMA DRAWING DEM REPLIES JUST AS SHE DRAWS DEM BUTTS TO SEATS

I wonder if Asuka has a husband or boyfriend waiting for her back in Japan?

Why so many Asuka threado in asp?
Gaijins love Asuka so much.

Asuka is gross. I love asians but they usually aren't so fat and doughy. Not to mention she is 40 years old and can't speak a lick of english.

>>2358706

God she's great. Adorable and savage. There's gotta be a word for that.

>>2359705
KEK

>>2359969
She's fucking the Michaels of TM-61

>>2359989
>english

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Asuka is the definition of thicc.

Shame she has no ass and not a lot of tits. She'd be god-tier if she did.

>>2360191
>no ass and not a lot of tits

fucker are you even looking at your own image?

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>>2360205
A tight skirt and a pushup doesn't mean she has ass and tits, anon.

I love her, but she doesn't have a lot at the front or back. She has wide hips, but no actual ass.

>>2359705
This will be a better heel turn than Roman's """"""heel turn""""""" for pinning Taker

>>2360136
>She's fucking the Michaels of TM-61

which one is the Michaels?

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>>2360191
>definition of thicc
>she has no ass and not a lot of tits
Holy shit you're fucking retarded
If she's the definition of thicc then she has ass and tits.
If she has no ass or tits then she's the definition of brick.

>>2360240
...You don't know what the word means.

>>2360240
thicc is bodyshape, not endowment, you literal retard

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>>2360236
Shane thorne/Haste.

Asuka is the definition of fridge

>>2360249
hello tripneet

was wondering when you'd start posting

>>2360251
OBSESSED

>>2360255
but you post more on here in one day than I do in a year

really makes you think

>>2359705

Imagine the fucking HEAT

>>2360236
>Shane "If she's yella I'm her fella" Thorne

>>2360255
exposed

>>2359705
fucking glorious

nikki btfo

>>2359969
Most likely it's a woman desu

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>>2359285

>>2360236
Shane "The Dom of Stardom" Thorne, my friend.
He also fucked Hojo back on the indies. The dude basically has a harem of all the cutie nip wrestlers signed to WWE.

>>2360191
Her tits used to be fairly sizeable and juicy but they've gotten smaller over the years since she's lost some weight. Yeah, she actually used to be even chubbier.

ASUKA will be consistently more over than Bayley on the main roster, bett.

>>2359969
Her personal life is actually personal, unlike many wrestlers, so who knows

>>2358966
>dean_ambrose_offense.webm

>>2360684
Kek not even close. She wasn't even more over in the fat smark central of NXT

>>2360824
That makes sense, since fat smark central was all over Bayley despite her being shit.

Normal fans actually like wrestling. Hence Bayley getting fucking crickets lately.

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>>2360824
>bayley exists to pander to children
>numbers show her demographic is actually tiny because even young teenagers don't give a shit about her because she's too kiddy
>mfw bayley only appeals to a small number of 5-10 year old girls and fat neckbeard anime-watching marks in their 20's-30's living in their parents' basements

>>2362026
>being deaf

>>2362052
That's still 10x more fans than Fatsuka

>>2359246
>Asuka's done harmless gravure, she's classy

The shit in Kana's gravure is tame compared to what they used to air back in the pre-PG days/.

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Did she get STYLED?

>>2358709
can't be obsessed with something that doesn't exist

>>2363756
HOLY BASED AS FUCK

>>2363756
Hopefully

>>2363756
AJ's hair is disgustingly silky.

>>2360236
I thought she was supposed to be a lesbian.

>>2363756
>AJ has better hair than Asuka

lel

>>2358725
Yeah, Naomi got injured

>>2364595
Who doesn't Styles have better hair than?

>main roster debut
>already the most over woman on the roster
it's going to be glorious seeing the seethe of anti-smarks when Asuka is over as fuck on Smackdown

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>>2360245
>>2360247
Both of you are idiots who don't know what thicc is. You can't be thicc without curves, otherwise you're a brick - literally man shaped.
I bet you're those retarded fat fetishists that think Nia is thicc when she's just fat.

Learn the difference between thicc, shortstack, and fat, you dumb cucks. I'd tell you your penis would thank you for it, but your microdicks have nothing to be grateful for.

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>>2364618
>Kids and parents like her because of her colorful ring gear and stylized masks
>Teens like her because she's dominant and fights stiff
>Smarks love her because she's from Japan and has '''''muh indie cred''''

>>2364618
chimpy's reactions would die after the first week when people realise she's going to stick around

>>2364677
BASED SHOVEL JAP

>>2364677
I like her because I want her to sit on my face

>>2364677
BASED SHOVEL JAP

>>2364677
BASED SHOVEL JAP

>>2365366
>they keep moving dem goalposts