>Atheist wrestler >obnoxious douchebag >Christian

>>2357988
BASED PUNK WORKING AJETTY MARKS INTO A(nti draw)JETTY INTO A SEETHIN MUMBLIN STUMBLIN SHOOT

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>>2357988
>2000 year old myth

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>a 2000 year old myth

>>2357988
If Punk came back AJ would be back working in the theme park in 5 minutes.

*CM Pepsi, CM Phil, CM Punk*

>Punk made millions
>retired as a GOAT
>tons of stellar matches
>record breaking title reigns
>Wrestlemania moments
>never took shit from Vince or Paul

>AJ made millions
>dead end booking, will retire as wasted potential
>handful of great matches, often carrying Paul's little fuckboys
>temporary tweener title reign
>Wrestlemania moment: humiliate self in front of entire planet by carry the boss's incompetent delusional failure offspring
>takes constant shit from Vince and Paul

>>2357988

You can debate the better of the two. AJ love gets ridiculous, he's not the best guy to step foot in a WWE ring.

>>2358014
>>dead end booking, will retire as wasted potential

>has clearly been given the avenue and platform to shine in the WWE

I think Styles himself would call you a moron, here.

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>>2357988
AJ really is an interesting personality. When asked whether he is a flat earther, he said he don't, but he found some of the things they say is interesting. That's exactly what a conspiracy theorist would say.

>>2357988

>Punk's attire

Holy fucking cringe!

>>2358068

Also, Styles' has his name written in semen.

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>>2357988

Wait, how tall are AJ, Punk and Cena?

Is Phil not a manlet?

>>2358029
HI Phil!

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>>2357988

>>2358073
Punk was WWE billed as 6'2, but UFC with real measurements has him at 5'11.

Cena is taller than them Phil, but he is not a dime over 6'1 imo.

>>2358091
I just looked it up. His official card has him listed at 6'1"

>>2357988
>BASED GOAT who rescued the WWE from bankruptcy
Babo babi babu dam dot rahat tete

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>>2358153
Nevermind, UFC heights aren't reliable either.

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>>2358167

>>2358167
>>2358168
He gained height

>>2357988
Holy shit CuckJ is pathetically short. How does he even go through life? He makes CManlet Phil look imposing

>>2358073
Aj is 5'7''-5'8''
Phil is pretty much dead on 5'11''

>>2358073
>Is Phil not a manlet?
In the real world, no. He's slightly taller than the average male. In the wrestling world, still a manlet.

>>2358173
He actually lost height

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>>2357991
>>2357997
>You are somehow a fedora for not believing in pure allegory with no evidence to support it

>>2357988
Amen bro

>>2357988
Real g AJ showing him up every time he steps in the ring. 2000 year-old legend>atheist dickery.