Hey there wrestling fans! It's Double J here to let you

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Hey there wrestling fans! It's Double J here to let you know that Impact Wrestling is back and better than ever. The King of the Mountain has returned to make Impact Wrestling GREAT AGAIN! And not a moment too soon. As you all know Impact Wrestling had a terrible run these past so many years in my absence. With no leadership and no talent whatsoever, Impact Wrestling found herself in a pickle. But that's then. This is now! And right now there's a real wrestling boom happening. Wrestling is about to become bigger than it has ever been. And with my return, Impact Wrestling is positioned to lead the revolution. I have scouted across the world to bring to you the best talent in the world bar none! With incomparable veterans like Al Snow, and prime athletes such as Alberto El Patron, and stunning Knockouts like Karen Jarrett, Impact Wrestling's world class roster is the envy in wrestling. You won't find these world elite exclusives anywhere but Impact Wrestling. I want to take the time to remind you all to call your cable provider and make sure you have POP network available to you so you don't miss any of the action. If you find that you do not have the POP network let your cable provider know that you'd like to upgrade your subscription. And most importantly, the action is coming to you live every Thursday night! So don't miss it slap nuts!