You get to make ONE phonecall to save Mania this year. Who's

Why would I want to do that? Fuck WWE

I'M THE BOOGYMAN AND I'M COMING TO GET YA

What, like, call someone who's not currently on the card and put them in a match?

CM Punk. If he doesn't hang up, put him in the main event with AJ Styles and see what happens.

>>2355269
First post is best post

>>2355269
*tips
M'gentlesire

easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sDMt19MkRk

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The only man who can fix this company

"Push the old man down the stairs, Hunter, you know you want to."

>>2355293
>sent WCW & TNA into their death spirals

Perfect.

Kenny debuts as part of a NJPW partnership against AJ Styles, Kenny gets to keep the one winged angel, it's no dq and there's interference from Finn, young bucks, and Anderson and gallows.

>Inb4 lol I said save no dimes XD

I don't give a shit about dimes or saving it for everyone else, I wanna save it for me

If I had my way r truth would be holding all the belts

>>2355338
nobody cares about you you fat autist

>>2355338
NJPW have 0 desire to partner with WWE.

>>2355325
Russo dindu nuffin

>>2355325
>Russo sent WCW into their death spirals

They were already dead by January 1999 faggot.

Hogan brother

>>2355366
Well that's wrong.

>>2355357
No shit, but this obviously a fantasy thread, so reality can fuck off.

>>2355349
>fat sperg angry
>doesn't want r truth holding everything

truth is our guy

>>2355261

IM GONNA CALL THE MAN WHO HAS THE BIGGEST PEAKS AND WHOS LOVED BY ALL THE FREAKS

>>2355261
Kevin Nash and Scott Hall to get the cattle prod on Oldberg.

Curry Man does an one night appearance in the "annual AJ Styles Wrestlemania invitational match" where AJ fights an outlaw guy every year.

Repeat it every year until AJ retires, so the hardcore fans always have something to look up at mania. Maybe have some old draw as referee to draw the casuals too.

>>2355291
Kek

And for

>>2355261
Connor Mcgregor

>>2355261
Russia

So they can nuke us and save us from this embarrassing mania

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NOW ITS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH BROTHER

>>2356350
It's my hope that once Vince isn't autistically refusing to give any other fed a perceived rub, that we can actually have things like this happen.

>Vince, you need to fire Roman, Enzo and Tom Phillips. Now. It's the only way.

>>2355325
>I watched wwe documentaries and gobbled up the propaganda

>>2356447
>lesnar comes out and does his shtick
>goldberg gomes out in a record breaking 20 minute wrestlemania entrance
>the two finally square off in the ring
>just as they lock up the lights go off
>the crowd is screaming thinking taketty is coming out
>voodoo chile riff plays
>based Hulkster comes out strumming the old air guitar flanked by Nash, Hall, and Steiner
>NWO reformed that night
>puts the rest of the WWE on notice

BASED

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Someone better call my mawwmaaa,...

>>2355289
Would watch

>>2355325
Add a bro and I would have read it in his voice.

>>2355269
daerht\

>>2356457
Why Tom?

Give CM punk whatever he wants and SCSA. The one match Austin said he'd come back to do

>>2356350
>annual AJ Styles Wrestlemania invitational match
Sounds fun, but what exactly does that do for Styles?

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ALEX WRIGHT JUST GERMAN'D GOLDBERG AND AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS NOW DANCING OVER HIS CORPSE

>>2356626
Austin can't lift his legs more than a foot off the ground don't make him leave his dog and his gardener and embarrass himself in front of 70,000 people

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>>2356599

>Stiener goes into business for self
>Hates Huckster
>Squashes Hall who throws up in ring
>Nash tears quad going for save
>>>>Lesnar
>Squashes Hogans fat ath.
>From a highly educated university

>>2355338
>If I had my way r truth would be holding all the belts
I'd watch

>>2355338
R-Truth is an old man and he deserves the same respect given to Goldust, Kane, or any other classic wrestler.

Double J appearing and hitting everyone in the roster with a guitar. Also he steals every belt and melts them to sell as GFW gold

>>2356658
>implying I give a fuck

put the everything on truth

>>2355261
Billy Corgan

>>2355261

Kurt Angle

>>2355261

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPhMyg6aA8s

>>2356480
Yeah remember all those WWE documentaries on TNA?

>-t. actually watched "Powers That Be" Nitro first-hand

delete yourself

>>2356457
>Enzo Amore
>Tom Phillips

Why?

>>2356658
R-Truth was never as good as them.

>>2355261
Jack Tunney's Ghost