>somehow gets a WWE/WHC title match against a heel title holder

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>somehow gets a WWE/WHC title match against a heel title holder on Raw/SD
>wins the title via some shenanigans/outside assistance by a face
>crowd pops
>feel-good moment
>inspirational moment
>shows up the next week with the title
>starts doing regular retarded-sounding promo in ring, tears in eyes, saying "I did it! I did it!"
>crowd cheers him on
>he continues promo
>suddenly stops mid-sentence
>mean facial expression slowly forms
>KINT IS KEYSER SOZE
>starts talking like a normal aggressive heel
>makes fun of the fans for being fooled by his retard act
>crowd boos the fuck outta him
>admits whole thing was planned from the start to get to the title belt
>mocks retarded people as well
>mfw none of this happened
>mfw none of this could have EVER happened
>mfw I have no face