How cucked is Phil? I wonder if he believes in white privilege, or thinks gender is a spectrum.
It's funny how he went from a skinhead to a sjw
>>2355149
>over 3 years
>you're still not over it
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>2355447
>>2355447
BCMPWTM
White privilege is literally undeniable truth. It's only seen as a negative thing and denied by retarded basement dwellers that never go outside
>>2355464
And Trump is literally Hitler. Go back to Tumblr nigger.
>>2355149
You think white privilege is a meme? Try getting pulled over by a cop and not being white. The cop will keep his hand on his gun and look for any excuse to shoot. If you are white the most they will do is taze you if you pose a threat.
>>2355956
>being this white
Do you wear sunblock at night? Damn cracker.
>>2355162
he was always an sjw. Did the straight edge shit not give it away?
>>2355960
Yes because unlike you, I'm not privileged with melatonin, faggot.
>>2356001
I'm not black, but I'm not white. I'm in that magical "other" that exist outside your polarity. Nice try though. How many gallons of mayonnaise do you eat a month?
>>2355447
100% accurate
And yet literally nothing would draw more dimes than his return
Really gets that noodle noodling
>>2356015
His return, at most, might give raw a 100k boost for a single week if even that. He may have been a reddit favourite but don't forget that he was an anti-draw as a champion.
>>2356069
Even Vince and Trips would laugh at this delusion
>>2356069
>anti-draw as a champion.
>only man to sell more t-shirts than Big Match John in a year
Wait, how is white privileged something to 'believe' in and not a fact. White people are clearly advantaged over blacks in today's society when you consider how much more wealth and positions of power that they control.
>>2355447
>>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
But it is. It's a GOAT entrance theme and its a shame its lost on a quitter like Phil.
>>2355870
>its a retard brings up trump for no reason post
Nowhere in my post did I say that or even mention Trump. Go back to /pol/ you retarded, edgy teenager.
>>2356077
(((((())))))
>>2356139
>m-muh Joos
typical cornered /pol/ teenager
go back to your hugbox echo chamber
>>2355447
SEETHING
>>2356181
someone's triggered
go back to your cuckshed
>>2355447
Phil is all the IPs in this thread, by the way.
White privilege is real based off genetic superiority
>>2356563
Except for the osteoporosis thing. But I guess sickle cell being black only evens it out.
>>2355963
Trump is basically straight edge
>>2356563
>small dicks
>racial inferiority
>not capable of physical labor
>justified racism for captialism
>Ignores white people diseases like Lou Gehrigs
>>2356008
>>2357373
What did he mean by this?
>>2357400
absolutely jealous as hell of casey affleck.
>>2355447
Phil not a bad as james toney.
James toney was talking so much shit, and had actual skills.
>>2357408
ready to be deported?
it's coming.
sooner than you think.
>>2357415
absolutely seething
>>2357408
you have to go back Pedro
>>2357440
good riddance tbqh
>>2357440
lol,no.
California is gonna be trumps toilet.
keep the brown stuff there ya know.
whitey finna triggered as fuck here
bretcuc triphammer carterstalker are just insecure lil white bois who deanchad could drop in 1 punch kek
>>2357456
based deangod
>>2357456
They so triggered, Britney. White bois finna get butt blasted beyond their hard limits with no safe word.
>>2357444
Yeah, say goodbye to the billions in tax subsidies we provide shit states like yours.
>>2357449
Yeah, like Hollywood, Porn Valley, and Silicon Valley. You are literally retarded.
>>2357465
>>2355464
>>2356095
>/pol/ cries about the jews for years
>glorify pro-Israel tards
explain this shit
>>2355447
You forgot
>too chickenshit to fight a Power Ranger.
>>2356008
Shut up spico and mow my lawn.
I don't know who's worse: the /pol/tards or the special snowflakes.
>>2356001
>melatonin, a sleep hormone
>not melanin, the skin colorer
The utter STATE of this redneck
>>2355963
>>2356594
there are lots of jesus freak straight edgers but not all straight edge are jesus freaks.
I think punk was one of the lefties not wanting big pharma chemicals in him
>>2356008
Fucking beaner.
>>2357440
Legally can't. Nice try though.
>>2355943
but the idea that white privilege is absolute is just stupid
i'm sure there are hundreds of millions of nonwhites in the world right now who are living better lives than me
>>2358837
Nah his family had a shitload of alcohol and drug abuse in its history. Although he may have extended his edge to include lots of extra shit, his original motivation was to avoid being an alcoholic like his father.
>>2359385
His dna is corrupted, no wonder he fucks a poo in loo lil boy
>>2355963
Straight edge is a conservative value
>>2359376
Dude, untuck yourself and ask would you want to be black or asian or mexican or indigenous? Like if you had the choice of your current life or living with darker skin as a minority which would you choose?
>>2359693
Only for basketball reasons
>>2359693
>I'm happy with the race I was born in
If that's privilege then nonwhites truly are the biggest cucks
>>2359693
Doesn't matter, it's just skin bro.
>>2355943
>tfw suburban white boy af
>tfw ride around high af all the time, openly holding on my person most of the time
>tfw never ever ever have to worry about cops busting my ass due to my skin colour/socioeconomic standing
Seriously, I may as well have legal immunity from the law, there is literally nothing sweeter than being a young suburban white male 18-35.
We're Teflon bro, speeding tickets, traffic vilations, never once had trouble iwth the law, even dodged a DUI one time.
feels good man
>>2357440
Your economy and societal flow would collapse within a month retard.
Please actually know what ceceding would do to you before you're for it.