>be me >have successful, stable career >been working

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>be me
>have successful, stable career
>been working so long I feel like I'm 40 years older than I am
>drained from work, no longer find joy in anything
>about to be promoted to manage a new, struggling branch of the company
>need to find a way out of this
>relaxing at home when my autistic son waddles into the room
>he's a clumsy lad
>suddenly get an idea to get time off work
>grab son and put a pillow over his head, killing him
>gonna make it look like an accident and milk this death for time off
>wife walks in early from work
>shit shit shit she saw
>grab wife by the hair
>strangle her
>can't remember shit, I've taken some head injuries at work
>find bodies later and remember what happened
>kill self
>new, struggling branch at work turns out to be a disaster
>mfw I hurt people 4 REAL, ended up dead, and still won bc I avoided being the face of new company branch