>Due to your own extraordinarily retarded ways you have d

>>2351670
>Ted DiBiase
Hopefully he can pay him off.

>The Dudley Boyz

kek, Bubba and D-Von gonna smash that fucking spic and put his ass through a table

>>2351670
>Big Boss Man
Spic Cara is getting deported.

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JACKPOT

>Cowboy James Storm
Is he strong?

>>2351670
>Iron Shiek
IRAN NUMBER ONE! RUSSIA NUMBER ONE! MEXICO? HACKTUI

>>2351670
>Randy Orton

he will shit in sin caras bags

>Yokozuna
Just have Yoko squash him with his fat ass while I run away

>D'Lo Brown

Better get wheelchair.

>>2351670
>Pat Patterson
Sin Cara is getting molested.

>>2351670
>Freddie Blassie

He's dead so I guess I'm pretty fucked.

>>2351670
>Randy Savage
OH YEAH! SIN CARA IS GETTNG SNAPPED LIKE A SLIM JIM!

>>2351684
>>2351689
>>2351690
>>2351694
>>2351697
All confirmed for being raped by based hunico

>>2351670
>Marty Jannetty
I'm Sin Cara's Jannety now.

>>2351670
Mark Henry.

Get fucked, Hunicunt.

>>2351670
>Jim Ross

At least I'd have fantastic commentary as I get my ass handed to me.

>>2351670
>Trish Stratus
Hopefully Sin Cara will let me tag team with him on her.

>>2351670
>Scott Hall
Sin Cara is dead, chico.

>>2351670
>Ron Simmons

DAMN

>Road Warriors

Doomsday Device right over the border.

>>2351670
>The Undertaker
The Best Pure Striker In The WWE will bury Sin Cara. REST IN PEACE!

>>2351718
>BAH GAWD, ANOTHER SODA CAN STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD!

> Stephanie McMahon
Well someone's going to be fired

>>2351670
> Stone Cold Steve Austin

STUNNER OUTTA NOWHERE BAH GAWD

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>>2351727
We surived brother!

>>2351728
The best pure striker in the wwe will kill Undercarder

>>2351738

It will only feed vinces and trips cuck fetish

>>2351727

He's from Texas lol

Harley fucking Race. One of the toughest fuckers ever.

>>2351670
You kids need to get into some fights if you're scared of some tiny Mexican

>>2351670
>Stephanie McMahon

I win.

>>2351760
I'm a tiny Mexican, Sin Cara still scares me.

>>2351763
Why?

>>2351760

>bitch slapped sheamus, Simon gotch, drew Galloway and Y2J
>Jericho bitch slapped oldberg and bork

Niggas the real deal

>The Ultimate Warrior
Hell yeah dude

>>2351765
So he slapped some guys who didn't hit him because they have good jobs and don't need assault charges for hurting the little esse

>Jeff Jarrett

GUITAR SHOT

>Matt Hardy
I don't know.

>>2351773
Smashed 6000 guitars and never drew a dime

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>Marc Mero

man, fuck this noise!

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Fuck, I'm dead

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Sin Cara is gonna face a real killer now boys.

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Think it's safe to say I'll be fine.

>>2351771

Sheamus and gotch struck first, sorry if that doesn't fit your narrative gringo

>>2351763
Hi Carter!

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FUTURE ENDEAVORED

>Ron Simmons

Holy shit, you fuck with Farooq you get Bradshaw to boot!

>>2351670
>Lou Thesz
Pretty safe then.

>>2351775
That's not Lex Luger

>>2351670
>Steiner Bros

heh, nothin personnel ese

>>2351800
He could get a push, Vince likes people who fight back.

>Chris Benoit

Well, shit.

>The Pitbulls

>one of them is fucking dead

well

>Haku/Meng

Feel pretty safe tbqhwyf

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I'm good

>Matt Hardy
It's OK he will DELETE Brother Juarez

>>2351670
>The Steiner Brothers
Bye, Hunico. You were a good botchman

Jake the Snake

>>2351670
>Matt Hardy

I'm good

>Rey Mysterio

Sin Cara wouldn't dare to touch the guy who he is completely based off

>>2351670
>Shit in ring
>Never a draw
>Lowest of lowcarders
>Most of the locker room hates him
>Backstage fights all the time
>Never let go

Is he a plant by Vince to weed out the more spineless wrestlers? He's the reason the Vaudevillians got buried.

>>2351791
>Rock doesn't turn up to help you
>Politics to Vince about how Huniko should be sent to NXT
>Let go quietly 6 months later

Based Dwayne

>>2351670
Based shooter hunico

>>2351670
>JBL

I would say that I'm in good hands, but his track record with flippy spic manlets leaves me depressed. So I'm quite fucked.

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>>2351670
Sheeeeiiiit

>>2352210
>got dropped by Joey Styles

Hunico would beat the fuck out of JBL, he thought he was tough because of his running buddies. Ron Simmons would beat Hunico's ass, but not JBL.

>The Steiner Brothers
Senior Cara is done for
I will show no sympy

Bam Bam Bigelow?

>Dusty Rhodes.

If Dusty Rhodes in his prime, I'm boned.

If Dusty Rhodes' corpse, I'm boned.

If Zombie Dusty, I might stand a chance.

>>2351670
> buddy rogers

Im cool. I dont subscribe to this muh hunico is hard because he suckerpunched a manlet with a coke can meme

>CM Punk
fuck

>Bam Bam Bigelow

If he's alive, Sin Cara's fucked. If he's dead, I'm fucked

>>2351670
The Great Muta... I'm OK I think

Curt Hennig

Hes an amateur wrestler right? Spicalez is dead

>Hulk Hogan
Even if i get my ass kicked, Hogan will politic to get Sin Cara fired immediately.

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>Owen Hart

>>2351670
>Superstar Billy Graham

I mean he's bigger than him, so I guess I'll be alright

>Junkyard Dog

Yep, I'm screwed

>>2351690
>Born in Texas

>>2352351
Billy Graham and Sheamus have the same billed height and being bigger than Hunico didn't save Sheamo's ass from a south of the border beating.

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guess I'll have to kick his ass myself while this cuck eats chicken over his bags

>>2351670
>https://www.randomlists.com/random-wrestlers

Brian Pillman

he has a gun

I win

>>2351786
Bret was notoriously tough back in the day, so if we're talking 90s Bret you're probably safe.

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>>2351670
For once, he's not the janetty of the duo

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BASED

Why doesn't WWE just give Hunico a Mexican brawler gimmick? Art imitates life. Hunico would be over as fuck.

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>>2352444
This. (Bad example, I know, I just think lucha mask + MMA gear looks cool)

>>2351786
Lol prime bret was tough as nails

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>>2351670
>Randy Savage
hell yeah

>Sandman

RIP sin cara

>>2351670
>Fabulous Moolah
Sin Cara's getting his nuts cut off.

>>2352444
they for some reason haven't realized mexico's best luchadors are all brawlers.

>>2352382
>>2352456
How so? Tell me how he is tougher than an average shooter

Honky Tonk Man, well If hes in his prime then I'm okay, if not then I'm fucked

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Rest in piss in piss

>>2351670
>Chris Jericho
Based Jeridad will save my ass

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>pick a hand

>>2351670
>Bob Holly
I'm good

>>2353290

You win

>Bam Bam Bigelow
I'm saved by an obese corpse with flaming pyjamas.

>>2353290
Be honest, you refreshed until you got him, didn't you?

>>2351776

It's 2017 and that statement still couldn't be more relevant

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Am I fucked or should I rely on his energy to have my back? I mean that is some strong ass energy.

>>2351670
>Alex Wright

Maybe his dancing can calm Cara's rage

>>2351782
> New York state Gold Gloves champion

You did fine you absolute retard tripfag

>Jim Ross

Bah gawd I'm fucked

>>2354511
depends is your rocket shipped fueled?

>>2354571
He would be so over if he debuted today especially in NXT

>>2351670
>sgt slaughter
Eh I could see it happen at his current age he would still try. Prime sgt would be a good one

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>>2351670
LET'S GO BRUH

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>>2354595
>6'4
>perfect technique

he'd be a world champion

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>Michael Cole

>>2353290
You don't even have to be in the fight at this point.

>>2354612
so underrated. A shame Berlyn didn't work out.

>>2351670
>Bob Holly
HUNICO BTFO

>>2351670
>The Iron Shiek
I don't know what will happen but either way it'll be uncomfortable to watch

>>2351670
>Abdullah the butcher

He gettin' sliced

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This would be the slaughter of a lifetime

>>2352382
>>2352456
Hi Bret!

I got Paul Orndorff

>Who the fuck is paul orndorff?

>JBL

>>2351670
>Sid Vicious

YOU KNOW AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ONLY HALF THE MAN THAT I AM, AND I HAVE HALF THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO

>>2355129
This is bait

>>2355129
18+

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>>2355129
>not knowing Mr. Wonderful
18+

>Big Show

Based Hunico is gonna run circles around Big Show until Show dies from exhaustion. Then he takes my boipucci