Think of all the 5 star match opponents he'll have when

>>2350022
legit thought that was The Burger King

I don't think it's realistic to expect five star matches out of him considering how different his style will have to be. Still, it would be a huge rub for new Japan to have him on their programming.

>star ratings
>Guy who's appeared in WWE and NJPW guys everyone knows
Ah, to be young again

Bryan has never had a five star match tho

>>2350022
>Naito
>Okada
>Omega
Would be great.
>Suzuki
>Ibushi
>Shibata
He'd die in the ring.

The only five star match will be smarks wrestling with their feelings of guilt after convincing this short arse nigger that he can perform and not experience a quick and horrific death.

I am already laughing at the idea of Bryan taking headbutts.

When Bryan dies in the ring or he struggles to put on socks like Foley, he will get no sympy from me at all.

I'm not so sure WWE won't clear him. Let's take a step back and look at this.

1) WWE is absolutely dependent on its TV money. They need a big TV deal or they simply will not be profitable.
2) Their deal is up in two years, in 2019.
3) Their ratings have gone down every year since they signed the last deal.

Next year, Bryan's deal expires. Rather than let him go wrestle for New Japan, I think they'll probably just clear him and try to get a ratings boost out of it.

>>2350022
>implying he won't pull a Benoit before then
>>2350025
You got a hardy chuckle out of me.

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>>2350100
ICE COLD

>Bryan dies in the ring vs Suzuki and gets 7 stars

>>2350232
might as well he basically wants be Randy the Ram

>>2350139
WWE is one of the top rated cable shows. All ratings have crashed in recent years, if anything they are probably more valuable now

>>2350022
The only good match he had was when he beat the network subscriptions in a squash match

>>2350022
>Omega
He will be in WWE in a year to face styles at wrestlemania

>goes to japan where they are stiff as fuck
>full benoit in a japanese hotel room on brie and the kid