GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WWE YOU JUST COULDNT STAY THE FUCK AWAY COULD

>>2348607
What the fuck is going on

>>2348610
hojo signed 3 year deal with wwe

>couldn't get Io
>couldn't get Mayu
>get the one that was alright but carried in most of her good matches

Bravo hhh, you could've got Yoshiko and fired Nia Jax and had a decent hoss for women as well.

>>2348624
Apparently Io is also considering working for WWE

>>2348615
>hojo actually wants to earn money
>hojo actually wants to be known
>hojo will be spending 2.5 years in NXT
All of the above are also true.

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>bayley and sasha can barely spit out a promo
>hojo and asuka will never get to leave nxt because they can't speak english

>>2348625
That's actually a great signing, also just read Mayu may be retiring.

What the fuck? Hopefully Stardom shrinks and the superior Joshi promotions that aren't filled with shit gaijins can rise up.

>>2348607
>DaCREANER confirming he was Hojofag all along

>WWE will soon be filled with nip qt's
WHITE "WOMEN" ON SUICIDE WATCH

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It's Elbow Time in Orlando

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Also RIP Stardom soon

>>2348607
>more gooks
Fuck off triple cuck you big nosed bastard

>>2348607
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET FUCKED WEEBS

BIG CHECKBOOK VINCE ALWAYS WINS IN THE END

Is Triple H, dare I say it, /our guy/?

Reminder that Hojo is a meme wrestler with one good move. Don't let waifufags fool you

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Set sail for Florida

>>2348654
Just because you only know her from gifs doesn't mean everyone does.

cool, another one that has no chance on the main roster. are they going to make a womens show like 205?

>>2348607
>more joshi
I love you Triple Paul you big nosed genius

>>2348658
No one has a chance on the main roster with the booking they have.

>>2348648
>going out after a full year of garbage topping it off with an actual great match in Mayu vs Io

>>2348651
>oh no one of the worst joshi promotions are getting fucked for filling their roster with garbage

At least now they can wrestle garbage gaijin wrestlers for money instead of Chelsea for nothing.

>>2348656
There's a reason people only know gifs, bitch can't wrestle for shit

>>2348624
Io is going to Orlando over WM weekend, but not wrestling. So she's considering signing.

Now you get to see something even worse, ELITIST /ASP/ POSTERS.

9 Inch Dave also said Nakamura was influencing the two sides to reach a deal. Based Shinsuke

>This kills joshi scene in Japan

I don't know how to feel about this

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WHY HOJO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

is there a source on this anywhere?

>>2348650

>SEETHING

>>2348666
Nakamura trying to entice half the Japanese industry to lead a quiet takeover of Orlando.

Soon the city will be populated entirely by WWE wrestlers and Japanese citizens.

>>2348673
Yes.

I'll save Stardom

>>2348678
>Japanese industry to lead a quiet takeover of Orlando.

Will they create a Shonen Jump theme park in Orlando. I hope they revive the whole theme park scene in America.

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FatGsuka fags will never recover from the superior woman showing up

>>2348678
ITS A TRAP

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I'll save Stardom

>>2348678
On that note, given everyone in NXT lives in Orlando, and many continue to live there after they go to the main roster, and plenty of the roster lives there from time in FCW or wherever, you must really be tripping over WWE wrestlers when walking around Orlando.

I fear for Kairi's health. She's already concussion prone and WWMeme's spot monkey style of wrestling will do her no favors.

>>2348698
Yes, if there's one thing that defines the WWE style, it's "spot monkey".

>>2348694
they're all traps

>>2348695
Hana-chan will never betray us.

>>2348687
It's Hojo they're signing, not Io

Kek just watch the weebs turn on Flabsuka en masse now. She's not the shiny new toy anymore

>>2348607
I have a horrible feeling they are going to make her the greatest thing on NXT followed by they bastardize her at RAM.

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>>2348725
Nah, that's never happened before.

>>2348723
this. smarks are the most fickle people on earth. asgooka is done

>>2348725
I guess we gotta see how bad they fuck up nakamura/asuka, and estimate from there

>>2348730
there's nothing to fuck up with pigska or spergsuke. they're memes

Imagine if this board had IDs.

>>2348712
a-anon i...

>>2348740
About 2 of the people in this thread, more than half the board's population, just had a shit fit from the thought

Imagine actually watching WWE. RIP STARDOM :(

>>2348607
>WWE finally found a Nip that is qt

Press 'F' to pay respects to Asuka's career

>>2348774
F

If you would rather Hojo stayed in Stardom to perpetually be second best in the eyes of both Rossy and the fans you are a goon
Getting shot of Rossy's shit tier gaijin parade to go get that haitch fuck money is the best thing she could have done, it's not like she's going to be wrestling for another 10 years anyway
Also where do people expect Io to go, she's been around for 10 years and has done literally everything she can do in Stardom
The only place Mayu is retiring to is Nanae's d palace i.e. the better promotion
Stardom sucks, Rossy deserves it, #ActShotFirst

>>2348630
>Mayu may be retiring.
WHAT?????

>>2348607
fuck this gay earth

>>2348919
She's said she's retiring this year or next hence why Io beat her in December. Which is funny because Io might be gone before Mayu is.

Stardom is fucked, they deserve it though, because they're shit.

>>2348962
Mayu is "retiring" just like Yoshiko did

>>2348701
It definitely is, they're all about spots and doing them all the fucking time for multiple times a week on their insane schedule. It's just that their spots suck and are toned down versions of what they used to do so they can do it more often, which is a valid decision until you realize that when basic moves are done that often can fuck you up.

>>2348654
>>2348662
The confirmation bias is staggering.

>>2348910
What the fuck am I reading

>>2348972
hojo was held down in stardom and forced to work with shit tier gaijin so her fucking off to the states to actually make money for doing that is good

io (stardom ace) has literally done everything for stardom so her fucking off out of sheer boredom ala nakamura makes sense

mayu (number 2 or 3 in stardom depending on the month) is """""""""retiring"""""""" to go work for better organizations just to get out of her contract

Rossy, the booker of stardom, is shit and deserves to have his shit tier product fall apart.

act deserved to be retired by yoshiko in their shoot fight because she decided to punch yoshiko for no reason because she's shoot retarded

>>2348972
the truth

>>2348989
I would hope Mayu ends up some where else, she's a joy to watch.

>>2348626
>wrestlers earn more money in NXT than in indies
this meme has been dead for years, son. Women earn even less than men.

>>2349066
I don't know what you think you know about joshi but they are not making decent money and Rossy controls all their merch except Io so they're not even getting the full whack out of that

>>2348966
>>It definitely is, they're all about spots and doing them all the fucking time for multiple times a week
They're really not, their house show matches are generally very basic.

If there's one thing that sums up the WWE style it's "chinlock".

>>2349066
it's not like Hojo is going around working ROH, NJPW, CMLL and RevPro, dude

>>2348678
Time to move to Orlando then

>>2348965
Yoshiko never really retirde tho. She took her yakuza money for the Act "incident" and laid low till it blew over.

>>2348624
She's the most attractive out of the three, so obviously

>>2349822
That's my point m80, she's just gonna kill time and then pop up in Nanae's shooter army two months later

Where do people watch Stardom without signing up for their network?

>>2348607
>daCREANER
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

>>2350050
Mayu is retitiring for good, she's got an in with the Momoclo people, no need to work for a bull-dyke promotion that runs every 2 months drawing not even close to 1,000.

>>2348723
It's already happened. Look at the WF thread
>omg instantly number 1 woman in WWE
>omg just as good as the top men, vince's homegrown talent BTFO
It's the same disgusting exaggeration that happened when they announced Kana's signing. Amazing to watch smarks at work.

>>2349664
It's slow paced as fuck but the other tenants of what people consider spot fests (i.e no selling to hit your moves, people repeatedly kicking out of insta kill moves, finisher spam ect.) are all there.