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Kevin:
>Morbidly obese
>5'9 at tallest
>WOAT finisher that wouldn't hurt a gnat
>Terrible promo skills could get outmatched by a mute person
>Covered in sweat after walking down the ramp
Goldberg:
>Chiseled God-like body
>6'4 GOAT height
>Badass finishing move that could terminate anyone
>Brilliant promo skills that actually entice kids who have never heard of him to cry his last name
>Never breaks a sweat
How is this even a contest tonight?
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if goldie loses to kevin that will be fucking hilarious. After those two lesnar squashes it just wouldnt make sense for this match to even last 30 seconds
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>Owens
>Covered in sweat after walking down the ramp
kys he has more stamina than old man Bill
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>>2329689
Goldberg:
>Covered in blood after walking down the ramp
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>>2329689
Literally the easiest call ever.
>Jericuck and Oreowens have been setting up a feud for half a year
>Redditcho has the US Belt
>Oreowens is a midcarder
>they will fight for the midcard belt
>Goldberg vs Lesnar, two of the only proven draws
>will be main eventing
>not for the title
lmao EZ
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Kek at people wanting someone 20 years past his prime and that won't be around in 1 month to win.
Low IQ.
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>Goldberg
>Jew
>Gold
>Jew
Not on my fucking watch.
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>>2329725
pretty sad tb.h
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>>2329725
>Timothy fuming at the fact that based Bill will drop it to Brock and then to the Big Dog
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>>2329725
>not wanting 50+ vets to win
low test
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>>2329725
>t. oreowens
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>>2329729
NeetHammer's new obsession is Timothy now?
Who the fuck is he anyway?
First everyone was Carter, then it turns out Carter is NeetHammer's fag boyfriend.
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>>2329729
>thinking Ramen will get anywhere near the title once Balor is back
rofl
It'll be Daniel Bryan all over again
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>>2329740
Hey Carter
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>>2329695
They're going to have to have Lesnar attack Goldberg before the match or something to make it believable that Owens could get in even a single shred of offense.
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>>2329695
Didnt Kev imply that Goldberg is slow?
I can see most of the match Owens doing hit&run tactics.
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It would be fucking hilarious if Owens somehow beat Goldberg clean, after Lesnar kept getting owned by him
I know it'll never happen.....but I still want that to happen so damn bad
The amount of SEETHING on here would be legendary
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>>2329725
>Low IQ
Kek, this is a wrestling board numb nuts, smarks are delusional.
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>>2329725
Sad!
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>>2329689
> bell rings
> Golbergs charges Owens for a spear
> Pop-up Powerbomb
> 1,2,3
> Owens wins
Just fucking imagine that.
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