*scratches ass and wipes nose* Dubya dubya ee sucks man, it was

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*scratches ass and wipes nose* Dubya dubya ee sucks man, it was better before it went PG. Fucking Vince is out of touch and should die so Haitch can take over. Every time X comes out I change the channel. They should turn Y heel, that'll make him better. Indie wrestlers are the best thing to happen to the dubya dubya ee nowadays. Corey Graves is the best commentator ever, even better than Jim Ross. Japanese wrestlers are better than guys like Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, and The Rock. AJ Styles is the best wrestler ever. Every time I go to an event I make sure to wear my Bullet Club XXL shirt with fake belts on both my shoulders and always throw up the too sweet. I use terms the wrestlers use in the back to show everyone I know what kayfabe is. I chant "this is awesome" even though the match hasn't even started yet.

How dare you insult my wrestling knowledge, you fucking mark.