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>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'3
>Big dick
>Multiple 5 star matches with AJ Styles and Kevin Owens among others
>Is a sports entertainer, completely vanilla and indie free
>Wouldn't take any more of the smark's shit
>Exposed Punk
>Exposed Cena
>Exposed Jasethy
>Exposed Deanetty
>Exposed /wooo/
>Exposed Squared Circle
>Exposed Wrestling Forum
>Best heel or face of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream & made it cool again
>Outsold Oreowens and Jasethy in Event Ticket Sales
>Was able to elevate himself from a Shieldetty To one of the greatest wrestlers of all time
>Was universally over with everyone, even the smarks secretly
>Was the best part of RAW
>Amazing Speaker
>Chosen By Based Vince
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best matches
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to reddit's bullshit
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by many respected names including Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bret Hart
>Was held by Hulk Hogan as a child
>Is best friends with Dean Ambrose
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Oreowens on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The League of Nations
>Was brave enough to face Brock Lesnar in his first Wrestlemania main event
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
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>>2328302
GOAT
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>Roman will be a first ballot hall of famer without a shadow of a doubt
How does that make you feel, smarks?
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u just copied the taker one
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'8
>Big dick
>Steroid free
>Badass biker
>Married Michelle McCool
>Had five 5-star matches in his career
>Main eventer for 3 decades
>Always stayed loyal to Vince despide WCW offering to triple his paycheck
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
>Refused to take any more of HBK's shit
>Started the biggest drawing period in WWE history by threatening to beat up Shawn if he refused to lose to Austin
>Formed Bone Street Krew and BTFO the Kliq
>Most important wrestler in Wrestlemania history
>Charismatic as fuck
>Was one of the main reasons wrestling became mainstream again during the attitude era
>Outsold Hulk Hogan in merchandise with half the push and booking protection Hogan gets
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event despite having been given a stupid gimmick
>Changed that gimmick 4 times to remain relevant over 4 different eras
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best entrance in wrestling history
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the most memorable match in wrestling history with Mick Foley
>Gave HBK his best match
>Gave HHH his best match
>Stole the show in multiple Wrestlemanias despite not even being in the main event
>His rivalry with Kane is the longest and greatest rivalry in wrestling history
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to The Kliq's bullshit
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Is best friends with Vince McMahon
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic
>Buried DDP
>Brave enough to to keep wrestling in his 50's and still has better matches than guys 20 years younger than him
>Respected by literally everyone in the wrestling business
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
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>>2328312
Hey Mark!
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>>2328302
Do we have info on his dick? Source?
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reigns haters are the dumbest marks
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