>you enter a dark alley >thugs suddenly appear "AYY

Haku

New Jack

Sin Cara

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>>2326637
I'm gonna have to go with the best pure striker in the WWE

Nia Jax

Roddy

Rusev

Matanza Cueto

Lashley

>>2326645
This and only this, but since he's already taken I'll chose Harley Race.

>>2326637
THE CHAMP JAWN CENA!

>>2326637
>WWE

i'd not bother.
maybe if it was someone from a contact sport like NJPW. WWE is way too soft.

>>2326637
demon kang balor

JBL

CM Punk will cut a promo SO FUCKING DANK those fags will think twice before fucking with me

>>2326637
I wanna say Jericho, but honestly >>2326648
probably has it right.

New Jack would send those fucks home after collecting his daily share of their earnings from them.

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record the inevitable gangbang with my phone from afar
sell the video and live in luxury from my earnings

>>2326748
>'d not bother.
>maybe if it was someone from a contact sport like NJPW. WWE is way too soft.
so go with nakamura dumb dumb

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No one else?

TJ Perkins.

>>2326645
Monica

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Easy

>>2326637
Braun Strowman

>>2326828
Correct choice.

Samoa Joe

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Only correct answer

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>>2326637
>GIMME THE FUCKING MIC

>>2326637
Jack Swagger

>>2326982
This. Steiner would destroy the gang so hard on the mic they wouldn't even think of attacking us

>>2326637
Big Show.

>>2326828
>not joining in to get those filthy fifths

pathetic

>>2326658
Kek pure intimidation right there

Del Rio easy

Jack Gallagher

Sin cara

coked out del rio

>>2326895
He would kill you too in the bloodrage.

Prime Arn Anderson

>>2326637
Since i can't pick Brock i'll just pick Bobby Lashly

>>2326637
Prime Kane

Hunico
Or Mystico waving a gun around

>>2326982
the only logical answer in this whole thread

>>2326656
This

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MMA enthusiast CM Punk would get the shit beat out of him giving me enough time to escape

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>>2326637
Time to even the odds.

>>2326982
Imagine him showing off the biggest arms in the universe, bulking up in front of the thugs, while burying them with a promo

>>2326637
Baron Corbin

Two time Golden Gloves champion

>>2326637
Bork laser

Blackman