What would you do?
>Cm Phil makes his "triumphant" return
>Gets on mic, starts talking about "muh screwed over wwe run"
>Autists in crowd screeching and beating their micropenises
>Phil says that he's the greatest wrestler in the world
>"HOLD ON A MINUTE, JACK!"
>Hulk Hogan emerges from backstage, makes his way down to the ring
>The bronze god stares down Phil's frail, flabby body, laughs
>Starts beating the shit out of Phil
>Actually commuting near felonies
>Breaks Phil's nose, ribs, etc.
>Elbow drop into leg drop, which bursts Phil's lung
>Phil is left broken and bloody, but Hogan isn't done
>Points camera man to the crowd, sitting in the front row is Aj Lee
>"Watch this brother!"
>Gestured for Aj to come to him, she jumps the balcony runs to Cm Puke's aid
>Hogan pulls her off, tells her to strip
>Pulls out his 14' cock
>Aj bends over
>Fucks Phil's wife over his near dead body, cum starts spilling on him
>Based Hulkster cums inside, pulls up his pants
>Donald Trump and Vince McMahon come out
>"Punk"
>"You're fired"
How was cumulative dripping on cm punk if hogan came later inside aj? Did he cum twice? Also how do you beat a Micropenis? I thought they were so small you literally couldn't get a grip on that shit. And what the fuck does commuting near felonies mean?
>>2315390
10/10 you made me laugh in the library
>He actually took time out of his day to sit down think about and then type out his absentee father homosexual revenge fantasy
>Meanwhile CM Punk does not know and never will know you exist, as you spend your days OBSESSING over him, dedicating whole chunks of your day to thinking about him and attacking him in your mind
Really fires up the 'ol neuron machines..............
>>2315390
Brb gotta masturbate to that right quick