This guy spits an apple in your gf's face and says she isn't

>>2307703
Suck his dick

>>2307703
I say Carlito is cool

>>2307703
Dump that bitch, if she isn't cool then shes not worth my time either. Thanks Carlito, but I wouldnt say it to his face cause thats pretty uncool.

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Well he knows what cool is, and remember bros before hoes

>>2307703
*cock my fist*

It's beat down! Time

Spit in her face because she's not cool.

>>2307703
laugh at him because I don't have a gf

>>2307703
Deport him back

>>2307703
Slap her ass and chuckle to myself, then teleport behind him and slit his throat with my katana and say "nice try but she's my piece of meat ya dork!"

>>2307976
Puerto Ricans are US Citizens.

I think Carlitos gimmick would have drawn more dimes if instead of spitting in the face of people who don't want to be cool, he SHIT in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

>Carlito eating an apple

>Hornswaggle walks past

>*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

>"I SHIT IN THE FACE, OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL"

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>>2307982
Not in my Trump's USA