>win the ring rat championship >cry How do we "fix"

>>2304172
If you get rid of Sasha, crying goes down 98%

>>2304173
Bayley, Charlotte and Naomi also cried... probably more I can't think of

>>2304186
Evey single one of these ugly whores cries, probably Alexa did too but I haven't watched this shit in months

so weird that scripted events still make them cry. so they rehearse crying too?

>not enough crying
>cry to the point where you look like a tranny
>oh wait nvm

every single god damn won of them cried after winning the championship except for Based Becky

>>2304193
I think Alexa is the only recent champ that DIDN'T actually.

For real, I don't get this constant bawling. It's annoying. None of the men do it.

>>2304336
Their 5'2 bodies can only hold such much emotion.

Lose weight.

>>2304371
*so

>>2304336
She started too on talking smack but then stopped it like instantly.

>>2304336
It's one thing if it's a truly emotional moment and culmination of an entire life's work like it was for Benoit. It would have been terrible if say Bray got weepy after he won.

>Eddie and Chris WM20.jpg

IT'S SIMPLE BYRON

YA DON'T

>>2304336
Alexa bawled on talking smack and broke character

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>>2304172
Yeah those fuckin women need to stop

>>2304862
>have to literally go back 13 years to find one
>implying these horses can still even compare to that moment

>>2305619
>not knowing this was part of the "sissy" schtick they had him doing
>not knowing jim ross immediately made fun of him for it
18+

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>>2305631
Kek the state of all these excuses.

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>>2305636
[Goalpost moving intensifies]

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>>2305640

>>2305636
>literally every single trannie champion cries when they win the title
>once again goes back years to find an example where it actually makes sense

The absolute state of your whiteknighting

>>2304172
>we

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>>2305643
Wew the goalposts have just went over the damn cliff. Kurt's tears were clearly genuine so it's irrelevant that they just happened to fit his character. How about Batista and Big Show? Were they sissy characters? AJ cried after just getting a SHOT at the title.

I'm not a whiteknighting, I just love exposing salty virgins

>>2305655
1. Yes, Big show is a sissy
2. Once again you have to go back 13 years to find an example when for the ring rats, its every single time. I didn't see Wyatt crying. Or Cena crying or Styles or Ambrose. Or Owens or Balor on raw.

Then look at the ring rats. Charles cried. Seahorse cried. Becketty cried. Jay Leno cried. Jew nose cried. And its not like the ring rat championship even means anything.

ITT: virgins who don't understand that women cry about everything because of how they're wired.

>>2305684
>we /pua general/ now

How do I get on your level of banging top sloots every day?

>>2304186
Well at least with Naomi it made sense

Fucking 8 years in the company between dancing and jobbing and finally they come to you and say "you'll win the title"

And she didn't even cry at first, it was the loud as fuck chanting that broke her, it felt too real too fast

Bayley / Charlotte is just "LE HORSEWOMYNZ HARD STORY XD", it feels fake even if the feeling is there

>>2304193
>>2304336
>>2304382
what is you niggas on about
she literally burst into tears on talking smack. I was shilling alexa from day 1 until I saw that shit

>>2305636
Wasn't he crying because he got BTFO?

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>>2306352
It's true

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>I care about women's wrestling

>>2306352
There's a difference between crying in the ring and crying on a talk show that blurs the real/fake line. When Alexa won all she did was act in character while selling her arm.

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>>2305619
>>2305640
>>2305642
>>2305655

Fuck all the crying shit, this is how you win a title.

>>2306394
>crying is bad unless my little girl does it

>>2306409
BASED

Lets break down the reasons why each one of them cried when they won the title.

Charlotte:
>wrestled in memory of her late brother, won the new title at Wrestlemania near the anniversary of his death

Becky:
>Started wrestling at 15, forced to quit due to injury, got a second chance, was inaugural champ.

Bayley:
>Lifelong fan, doesnt have prototypical look, was in developmental a long time.

Alexa:
>Overcame life-threatening eating disorder

Sasha:
>data not found

>>2306394
>talk show
It's literally just the third hour of smackdown. There is legal crossing/break kayfabe there

>>2306577
There is no legal*

>>2306441
What da hell does a eating disorder got to do wit winning da belt? Ya didn't see KO or Bray crying over it

>>2306634
Its a personal obstacle to overcome. Like, she legitimately almost died.

>>2306728
K well I wrote Sasha's hope you like it

Sasha:
>Lifelong fan, doesnt have prototypical look, was in developmental a long time.

>>2304172
Bring back bra and panties matches